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Chapter 953

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"So, the reason Miss Tatsumaki was led by the nose online is because someone wants to estrange her from the Hero Association?"

"Correct."

"And the purpose of estranging the relationship is to make it convenient to recruit her into their own organization later?"

"No mistake."

"But, if the Hero Association hadn't turned a blind eye to this matter, wouldn't the other party's scheme have been useless?"

Genos frowned and asked.

"However, the Hero Association not only deliberately neglected handling this kind of public opinion, but also faintly made moves to push Tatsumaki out as the scapegoat.

If it weren't for us discovering it ourselves and handling it relatively promptly, the situation online would absolutely not be one of singing praises right now."

After Broly finished speaking, Tatsumaki let out a cold snort from the side; whether it was towards the people who schemed against her this time, or the Hero Association's negligent handling attitude, she was extremely dissatisfied with both.

The only relatively satisfying part was probably that her relationship with her younger sister had become close again; now they could not only bathe together, but also share a bed.

Of course, there would always be a Broly sandwiched in between; this guy would always make her lose face in front of her younger sister, or make Fubuki lose face in front of her.

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"If the Hero Association had taken action, my scheme would never have taken effect, but the facts prove that the Hero Association did not make the corresponding handling in a timely manner, and this proves the myriad problems existing within this organization itself — and this is also my original intention for wanting to establish a New Hero Organization————"

This was Fuji's explanation that day for scheming against Tatsumaki, and he didn't just scheme against Tatsumaki alone; he was also scheming against other heroes behind the scenes.

It's just that before the situation could continue to ferment and he could move on to targeting other heroes' mindsets, he was confronted face-to-face by Broly bringing Tatsumaki to his door, and given a dose of reality offline.

"Mr. Broly, the Hero Association isn't as bright and beautiful as it looks on the surface; on the contrary, this organization is filled with a massive amount of filthy affairs behind the scenes.

Not to mention some management embezzling funds for pleasure, they also secretly sell monsters captured by heroes to certain aristocrats or experimental organizations.

And the technology you hold in your hands to resurrect the dead and restore youth to the aged are also things they covet.

If it weren't for your own formidable strength, being the S-Class Rank 3 hero, and the Monster Association kidnapping incident occurring.

Did you think the Hero Association's management wouldn't openly and covertly demand those things from you that can resurrect the dead and restore human youth?

Moreover, not just you — Silver Fang's martial arts, Metal Knight's technology, Zombieman's secret of immortality, Blackluster's body training method that makes him strong beyond human likeness — these are all things they want to obtain.

My joining with Bu Lu (Blast's son) to secretly create NeoHeroes is to prove to the world what true justice really is; our organization will uphold absolute, genuine justice."

"So, how did you and Green Algae Head end up handling this matter in the end?"

Saitama asked curiously.

"That's naturally giving that guy a ruthless, thorough beating."

Broly answered.

"Wrong, no, under the circumstances where this rebellious youth full of chuunibyou spirit speaks such righteous and awe-inspiring reasons, shouldn't you sigh with emotion, then hold him high and put him down gently, bypassing the other party?"

"Hah, you baldy, is your brain filled with watermelon bugs? Someone badmouths me, and you still want me to let them off lightly?"

"Don't some hero dramas and anime all play out like that?"

"Those are dramas and anime; this is reality. No matter what reasons the other party has, since they dared to badmouth me, they all have to be turned into mid-air flyers by me!"

Tatsumaki still gritted her teeth a bit when saying this; if it weren't for Shibabawa's sake, she would definitely have taught that grandson Fuji a lesson until he was puking and shitting.

Of course, there was also Blast's son Bu Lu, a 16-year-old rebellious youth who spoke of wanting to achieve feats surpassing his own father.

"You're quite petty; it's just some moths two rebellious young people stirred up, but they did indeed cause you some trouble, so teaching them a lesson is good too."

"Hmph, two-faced baldy!"

Saitama spoke somewhat haphazardly, and Tatsumaki wasn't polite in giving her own evaluation either, but she didn't make a move.

However, it wasn't because she didn't want to make a move; it was because when she had a verbal conflict with Saitama before, she had also tried to make a move.

As for the result, it was that her psychic powers couldn't shake this baldy at all, just like the feeling of trying to control Broly with psychic powers.

According to Broly's explanation, it was that the magnitude of Qi between them differed too greatly; using her psychic powers on him was essentially the same as an ant trying to shake a big tree.

Of course, Tatsumaki's psychic power level wasn't so low as to be ant-tier, but whether it became insect-tier or small animal-tier, wanting to topple a big tree wasn't something easily done.

"Tonight, B-City, Spaceship Restaurant, my treat. Saitama and Genos, you coming?"

"Coming, of course coming. With a chance to freeload a luxurious big meal, not going would be idiotic."

Saitama agreed directly; any slightest pause would be disrespect to the rich-guy big meal.

"Genos, does your Dr. Kuseno have time? If so, invite him over too."

Broly treating to a meal was actually planning to properly thank everyone who contributed during the Tatsumaki negative public opinion incident.

Of course, besides that, some acquaintances like those who helped guide Vivi in martial arts, he also prepared to invite together.

"Dr. Kuseno said he still has some experiments to do tonight; he appreciates your kind intention to treat, but he won't be going."

Genos finished the phone call quickly and gave Dr. Kuseno's reply.

"Alright then, whenever he has time later, we'll treat him to a big meal then."

Broly didn't press, set the dinner time for evening, and left Saitama and Genos's new home in Z-City with Tatsumaki.

Next, he still needed to go invite others; although there's the convenient communication tool of cell phones, since it's a thank-you banquet, inviting in person shows more sincerity.

However, for types like Metal Knight, he could only invite through the mechanical puppets the other party manipulates, and regarding the dinner invitation, Bofoi decisively refused, saying showing his real face was too dangerous.

Even with Broly guaranteeing his personal safety, the other party still refused, only indicating he would dispatch a mechanical puppet with freezing abilities as a representative to attend.

Time quickly arrived at evening; Dr. Jinos brought Armored Gorilla and Infinite Kelp, wearing suits and ties to attend the banquet, just with a man wearing sunglasses, a mask, and acting somewhat sneaky following behind.

"Zombieman, what are you doing?"

Just as Zombieman was hiding in the dark, thinking about how to sneak into the spaceship amusement park, a voice from behind scared him a jump.

", Child Emperor, why are you here?"

Turning around, seeing the elementary schooler licking a lollipop, Zombieman set his mind at ease and asked.

【Could it be you're also here to investigate the House of Evolution?】

"I was invited by Mr. Broly to come eat, weren't you?"

Child Emperor asked strangely, Zombieman's mouth corner twitched.

"So, you have an invitation, can you get on the spaceship?"

"Mhm, I can."

"Then can you take me up there?"

"No problem, Mr. Broly said I can bring friends or family to the banquet."

"Then your friends?"

"I don't have any friends my age."

"Then your family————"

"They're all scientists, no time to come to the banquet and eat."

"Sorry."

"Hey, don't make me sound so pitiful, like I'm an orphan or something!"

Child Emperor and Zombieman's relationship isn't bad, bringing Zombieman he boarded the spaceship.

And besides Child Emperor bringing someone, there were other invitees who also brought people to attend the banquet.

For example, Bang, he brought Atomic Samurai along.

"You, this guy, you look kinda familiar, have we met before?"

This 37-year-old Yasuo-uncle who still thinks he's young stroked his chin, staring at the waiter carrying a wine tray over, who had a black antenna on his head, and suddenly asked.

"Customer, I've been working on the spaceship recently, did you mistake me for someone else?"

"Mistake or not, try and you'll know."

Words fell, Atomic Samurai directly moved, pinching the toothpick in his mouth and stabbing over.

"Ah————"

After stopping in front of the waiter, the other party only belatedly realized, as if scared, retreating a step in panic.

"Sorry, looks like I mistook you, aliens and monsters look a bit alike, hmm, this counts as a tip for scaring you, my apology."

Atomic Samurai stared at the waiter, retracted the toothpick, took the whiskey from the tray, and placed a ten thousand yen bill on it.

"It's fine, doesn't matter, thank you customer for your tip."

Black Sperm carried the tray, only after leaving Atomic Samurai's sight did he exhale.

For a monster to live a normal life in normal human society, it's not easy.

At least, how to earn money to eat is a problem.

After turning around multiple places, Black Sperm finally came to B-City, and got employed at the spaceship amusement park here.

Compared to normal society's job positions, the spaceship amusement park with mostly bizarre aliens is instead suitable for it, this kind of monster, to mix in among them.

And having worked here for over a month, up to now, Black Sperm's feeling is still not bad, not only can he disguise as a bad guy and scare those brats who come to the amusement park to play, he can also receive a salary that's quite good, living even more comfortably than before when he was in the Monster Association.

As for why he is a wine waiter now, that's because tonight the spaceship amusement park was booked out, overtime gets more pay, but who knew the ones attending the banquet were heroes.

But, heroes are heroes, for the sake of the little money, Black Sperm didn't feel there was any problem either, as long as he's careful not to be recognized.

Although the Monster Association is destroyed, monsters haven't gone extinct, besides Black Sperm, there are other unemployed-and-reemployed monsters on the spaceship.

For instance, Nyan, wearing a black female waiter uniform, wearing a black mask, only revealing a pair of eyes, shuttling through the crowd providing waiter service.

Riko Maiko brought a song-and-dance troupe with some thunder and lightning, performing on stage, looking at her jumping vigorously, it's as if she gained a new life.

Seksu, wearing a purple evening dress to attend the banquet, watched with his brow twitching, feelings good, not only did he himself surrender to Broly, his former monster subordinates also surrendered to Broly's subordinates' subordinates.

", you this kelp-head, turns out you can even help carry things?"

Black Light, who was invited to eat together by Broly passing by the Hero Association Headquarters gym, saw Infinite Kelp's kelp hair carrying drinks and also skewering meat steaks to feed, and couldn't help but curiously ask.

"Of course they can, they're very flexible."

"Then are they strong, can they help do muscle massage?"

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"Every time after muscle training, the masseur's strength is always too small, I always feel it's not enough, if this thing has big strength, I also want to buy such a kelp wig, to give post-training me muscle stretching and massage."

Infinite Kelp: "————"

"Goddamn wig, you big black guy look closely at me, this is real hair!"

", sorry, this little brother, I didn't expect someone could actually grow kelp hair."

"Little brother my ass, I'm a girl, a girl!"

"Ah, sorry, you're a bit dark, clothes are male style too, I thought you were male————"

"Look at chest, look at chest, you look is this not protruding!"

"Looking at your chest not too good, right?"

"Let you look, you look."

"Seems a bit protruding, just not too obvious, still not as big as my pecs."

Black Light can talk, Infinite Kelp was provoked, kelp baring fangs and claws wrapped around him.

"You're the fucking dark one, big pecs, you're a guy with big pecs and you're proud?!"

"Ah, right, that's the force, back trapezius there, use a bit more strength squeeze————"

Garou who came to get meat, looking at this side's bondage play, for a moment actually didn't know if these two are in battle, or playing around.

"Don't mind me, continue, I'll cut some meat and leave."

Came over, stared at by both simultaneously, Garou didn't dare stay long, took grilled meat and left.

The dining environment of the spaceship amusement park restaurant, seems to have no distinction between humans and monsters.

The scene, is actually fairly harmonious.

And Sweet Mask, watching this scene, was somewhat in a trance; he had discovered Broly holding a banquet and then, thick-skinned, boarding the ship at his own expense to eat.

Originally he intended to publicly criticize the risk of leaving a universe person behind, but as it turned out, their service industry was more professional than some ordinary human high-end restaurants.

"What's wrong, Child Emperor, is the food not to your taste?"

"No, it's quite delicious."

"Then why do you look so unenthusiastic?"

"Mr. Broly, do you think the name 'Child Emperor' sounds good?"

"It's alright."

"Then do you know that 'Child Emperor' and 'Virgin', are the same pronunciation?"

"Uh————"

"I only found out about this recently."

"It's fine, just change your Hero Name."

Broly slapped his shoulder.

"Is there a possibility that Child Emperor is my real name, and not just a Hero Name?"

Broly opened his mouth, but in the end it turned into two words: "Condolences————"

"Of course, although the homophone pun hits me a bit, that's actually not a big deal; what mainly makes it hard to eat is the Hero Association Internal Management System Modification Proposal I submitted."

"What happened?"

"Management completely didn't care about the proposal I submitted; that was a modification proposal I spent a long time painstakingly working out based on problems with the Hero Association's existing system, yet it was thrown into the discarded files pile————"

"Child Emperor may be a genius, but after all he's still an immature child; just be a hero properly, yet he still wants to offer opinions on the Association's internal management system — who does he think he is, to point fingers at us management?"

This was the evaluation Child Emperor accidentally heard when, after submitting the proposal and receiving no feedback, he prepared to seek them out and inquire about the situation.

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