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Chapter 473: Child's Urine Can Detoxify

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The Taiyin Shengdi cultivators heard those unpleasant remarks, all gritting their teeth in hatred, their faces turning dark.

"You shameless wretch, actually using such despicable means."

"Truly, you have lost all face of cultivators!" a Taiyin Shengdi cultivator shouted angrily, his voice full of contempt and disdain.

"Exactly."

"We Taiyin Shengdi cultivators would rather die in battle than let this shame stand; we will destroy you, this vile petty person!" another Taiyin Shengdi cultivator joined the condemnation, his eyes flashing with anger.

Huang Daxian faced these insults, yet paid no heed.

His face still bore that carefree, mocking smile.

"Haha, you Taiyin Shengdi cultivators are utterly ridiculous."

"In my eyes, you are nothing but a bunch of arrogant ants that cannot withstand a single blow." Huang Daxian said mockingly, his eyes full of contempt.

"You... you shameless bastard."

"Today, we Taiyin Shengdi cultivators, even if we die, will make you pay the price!" Xi Daozi roared angrily, his voice filled with strong killing intent.

"Oh? Is that so?"

"Then let me see just how big a storm your so-called righteous cultivators can stir up." Huang Daxian gave a cold chuckle.

He raised his hands again, a stronger power began to gather in his palms.

The Taiyin Shengdi cultivators, seeing this, all strengthened their defenses; what they feared most was Huang Daxian's next attack, that earth-shattering, heaven-shaking roar.

"Damn, the stench fills the air, enough to kill a person."

Many Taiyin cultivators' faces turned bitter-gourd colored; they weren't afraid of dying in battle, just of feeling nauseous.

If one were killed by the poison in the stench, and this got out, it would not only desecrate the dignity of Taiyin Shengdi, but one's own demise would become a laughingstock.

However, at that moment, a golden light suddenly descended from the heavens, enveloping the entire battlefield.

A powerful pressure descended from the heavens, making everyone feel an unprecedented pressure.

"What... is this?" Huang Daxian's face instantly turned grave; he could feel the strength of this power, far surpassing his own.

"The Holy Maiden has finally made a move!" Xi Daozi's face showed joy.

Before attacking Black City, he had already sent the news to the Holy Maiden Xi Yi Fu, who was training on the outskirts of Tianji Shengyu.

Now the intervention of the Holy Maiden Xi Yi Fu will surely change the battlefield's situation.

Other Taiyin Shengdi cultivators also felt a hint of hope.

The strength of the Taiyin Shengdi Holy Maiden can be compared to Xi Wudi; the Holy Maiden's appearance will surely be able to turn the tide of battle.

"Hum..."

In the golden light, a figure slowly descended onto the battlefield, his silhouette shrouded in the golden light, making his face indiscernible.

"Such underhanded tactics unfit for the table—how could I let you wreak havoc upon the world?" The figure's voice carried a hint of menace, his words revealing an indisputable aura.

Huang Daxian's face became unusually grave.

The person before him is strong; we must give our all, and also have a backup plan—if we can't win, we'll clutch our farts and flee.

"You dare not show your true face; you must be uglier than this benzuo!" Huang Daxian shouted loudly.

A powerful aura surged from his body, ready to meet the Holy Maiden's pressure; the battlefield atmosphere instantly grew more tense.

"You beady-eyed, rat-faced thing, you're ugly, your whole family is ugly!"

The Taiyin Shengdi cultivators, upon hearing this, immediately were unwilling to tolerate Huang Daxian.

The Holy Maiden is their goddess, like a fairy descending to the mortal realm; at her birth she is often shrouded in delicate veils, mysterious and ethereal—how could she be insulted by a cultivator who knows the Divine Ability of foul flatulence?

They absolutely would not allow it.

Huang Daxian, facing the Taiyin Shengdi cultivators' insults, did not diminish his smile; instead, it became even more radiant.

His eyes revealed a hint of cunning, as if he didn't care about these accusations.

"Haha, you who claim to be the righteous cultivators—do you only know how to attack with your mouths?" Huang Daxian said mockingly, his voice echoing across the battlefield, clearly reaching everyone's ears.

"The cultivation world is fundamentally survival of the fittest."

"Only the truly strong can survive."

"If Taiyin Shengdi had the ability, you too would grow into this imperial bearing."

"I know you are jealous of my immortal visage." Huang Daxian's words were full of provocation, seemingly deliberately angering the Taiyin Shengdi cultivators.

Xi Daozi's face grew even darker, truly unable to bear such insult.

"Don't get carried away with pride."

"Today, the Taiyin Shengdi cultivators will surely make you pay for your arrogance!" Xi Daozi's voice brimmed with fury, his hands began forming seals, preparing to unleash a powerful spell.

Huang Daxian, seeing this, gave a contemptuous smile, his body suddenly turning into a golden light, easily dodging Xi Daozi's attack.

"Xi Daozi, your attack is to me nothing more than an itch through a boot." Huang Daxian's voice carried a hint of disdain, "Taiyin Shengdi cultivators, if that's all you can do, take that blurry maternal figure home to bear children."

The Taiyin Shengdi cultivators, hearing this, instantly collapsed.

"Describing them as male and female—that's beastly!"

"The Taiyin Holy Maiden is their goddess—how could you describe her in terms of male and female?"

In an instant, the Taiyin Shengdi cultivators were completely enraged by Huang Daxian's provocation.

They all launched attacks, trying to knock Huang Daxian down from the heavens.

However, Huang Daxian's movement was strange; he easily weaved through the many attacks, suffering no harm.

"Haha, you Taiyin Shengdi cultivators, don't you have any better tricks?" Huang Daxian mocked while dodging attacks.

Just then, a powerful aura suddenly appeared on the battlefield, an invisible pressure making everyone feel a sense of suffocation.

Huang Daxian's face also turned grave; he could feel the strength of this power, far surpassing his own.

"The Holy Maiden is finally going to act!" Xi Daozi's face showed joy.

In the golden light, the Holy Maiden's figure slowly descended onto the battlefield, his whole body clad in white like snow, wrapped in brilliant golden light, with myriad white clouds behind, giving an impression of an immortal untouched by dust.

"Despicable peeping tom." The Taiyin Holy Maiden's voice carried a hint of dignity, appearing very calm.

The Black Clan cultivators at the side saw this, feeling both speechless and embarrassed at Huang Daxian's actions; upon seeing the Taiyin Holy Maiden about to act against Huang Daxian, they began to worry for him.

The Black Dragon Clan Chief shook his head and gave a wry smile: "This person really makes one love and hate him."

His Divine Ability is strong, but this method…… really is somewhat unbecoming.

Upon hearing this, Heifeng furrowed his brow and softly said: "His fighting style, while it can secure a temporary victory, is still quite effective in the long run."

The cultivation world still values morality and reputation.

Losing face, the Taiyin Holy Land cultivators' emotions would collapse, morale would surely plummet; once a fight breaks out, fury attacking the heart, it's easy to lose formation.

"Chief, Lord Heifeng."

This mocking tactic can be learned; the left-path eight hundred is not bad as a means to blast enemies and confuse their minds!

A young Black Clan cultivator couldn't help but interject.

Upon hearing this, the Black Dragon Clan Chief's eyes lit up.

"The path of the cultivation world changes endlessly; everyone has their own way."

Although this person acts strangely, his strength cannot be underestimated; in today's battle, he also counts as being on our side.

Since someone has taken the lead, learning from them is no problem!

"Hahaha."

The Black Dragon Clan Chief then burst out laughing.

Heifeng listened and was very in agreement, directly nodding.

"That's right, the primary task now is to resist the invasion of the Taiyin Holy Land."

His joining will undoubtedly strengthen the Black Cities' strength.

I only hope that after the battle, he will, for Longling's sake, stay and have a good talk with our clan and us.

After all, for the Black Clan to establish itself in the cultivation world, we must, as Longling said, unite all forces that can be united.

"Boom—"

Just as everyone was discussing, the battle between Huang Daxian and the Taiyin Holy Maiden Xiyi Fu had already begun.

Heaven and earth rumbled; each of their clashes carried earth-shaking power, making the watching Black Clan cultivators feel terrified.

The Black Dragon Clan Chief and Heifeng exchanged a glance, both seeing resolve in each other's eyes.

"Everyone, pay attention, prepare to support at any moment!" the Black Dragon Clan Chief commanded loudly; the Black Clan would absolutely not let their friend face calamity alone.

The Black Clan cultivators responded in unison, their eyes flashing with determined light.

"Buzz—"

Across the entire sky, everywhere was a greenish mist, with countless foul vapors spreading everywhere.

Under the spread of Huang Daxian's poisonous gas, the Taiyin Holy Land cultivators instantly suffered great misfortune.

They were fumigated to the point of seeing stars, feeling incessant nausea.

Many Taiyin Holy Land cultivators with weaker cultivation levels could not withstand this sudden poisonous gas attack; they felt dizzy and lightheaded, some even fainted on the spot, with white foam continuously spilling from their mouths.

"Person in Charge, child's urine is useful!"

"Just tried it; it can ease the attack of the foul gas's toxicity."

Just as the Taiyin Holy Land cultivators were troubled by Huang Daxian's poisonous gas, a Taiyin Holy Land cultivator suddenly ran over holding a soaked sleeve.

"Moreover, Person in Charge, it is also recorded in ancient texts."

"Child's urine, in certain situations, has the effect of clearing impurity and evil; indeed there is basis for alleviating the adverse effects of the poisonous gas."

This cultivator then explained, and at the same time handed over the urine-smelling sleeve to Xi Daozi in front of him.

"Huh—"

Upon smelling that urine odor, Xi Daozi almost reflexively slapped the wet, yellowish sleeve away with a swipe of his hand.

Then he saw that cultivator again hastily picking up the sleeve, treating it like a treasure, covering his nose and mouth; Xi Daozi directly vomited.

"Person in Charge, it really works, I'm not lying to you."

"Let me tell you, among our Taiyin Holy Land cultivators, there are few children; this is something a disciple painstakingly managed to produce."

"The rest have all been distributed, leaving only this little bit for myself."

"Cultivator, life is more important than face!"

That cultivator hurriedly spoke, while only looking in one direction.

As Xi Daozi stared in shock, indeed he saw that among the Taiyin Holy Land disciples, many cultivators had torn off a section of their sleeve and were now holding it damp over their noses.

Upon hearing this, Xi Daozi felt a bit embarrassed.

"Hmm, it really works, indeed miraculous."

"My head no longer dizzy, my mind no longer irritable."

"However, your clothes are white, why is the sleeve yellow?"

Just then, a nearby elder, after testing, spoke.

"Sorry, Elder, the disciple has recently been a bit hot-tempered."

After hearing that, the disciple hurriedly scratched the back of his head, saying embarrassedly.

Upon hearing this, the nearby elder couldn't help but glare fiercely at that disciple.

Ultimately, Xi Daozi, for the sake of the bigger picture, issued the command as if he had eaten excrement, his face turning green.

He ordered those cultivators who had not broken their bodies, with pure male physiques, to distribute child's urine to alleviate the toxicity in the foul gas.

However, the Taiyin Holy Land cultivators faced an embarrassing predicament.

Having cultivated immortal methods since childhood, seeking transcendence, they now must rely on such seemingly vulgar things to dispel the poison gas, making many cultivators find it hard to accept.

Seeing this, Xi Daozi's heart was also filled with mixed feelings.

He knew that a cultivator's state of mind was just as important in battle; if there was hesitation and resistance in his heart, his combat power would surely be greatly reduced.

So he decided to lead by example himself, to boost morale.

"Fellow disciples, in extraordinary times we must take extraordinary measures." Xi Daozi's voice was firm and powerful, "Boy's urine may not be an immortal's treasure, but if it can get us out of danger, it is useful."

Protect our fellow disciples, cherish life!

For this, even if it means drinking poison to quench thirst, we will spare no effort!

Having said that, Xi Daozi took the boy's urine first and used it without hesitation.

His action was like a shot of adrenaline, causing many previously hesitant cultivators to let go of their prejudices and follow suit.

However, some cultivators still found it hard to accept, preferring to endure the poison rather than use boy's urine.

Seeing this, Xi Daozi knew it was a psychological effect and decided to take a more direct approach.

"Disciples, do you really want to submit just like that?" Xi Daozi shouted loudly, "Is your pride and self-respect more important than your lives?"

Now is not the time to worry about face, but to prove oneself with concrete action!

Elder Xi Wuchang of the Taiyin Shengdi also joined the persuasion: "The path of cultivation is fundamentally about contending with heaven, leaving no means untried."

Today's affair is merely a small episode on your path of growth.

If you can't even overcome this little difficulty, how will you face greater challenges in the future?

Under the leadership of Elder Xi Wuchang and the urging of other elders, the cultivators of Taiyin Shengdi finally set aside their prejudices and began widely using boy's urine to dispel the poison.

As more cultivators recovered their combat strength, the Taiyin Shengdi lines gradually stabilized, and the battle between the two sides fell into a stalemate again.

Seeing that the cultivators of Taiyin Shengdi had actually found a way to counter his poison, Huang Daxian was also startled.

The Taiyin Shengdi cultivators had adjusted their mindset so quickly that the battle would be far harder than he had anticipated, yet he felt no fear whatsoever; instead, his fighting spirit was further aroused.

At this moment, the Black Clan cultivators couldn't help but jeer.

"Members of Taiyin Shengdi, if you need boy's urine, we Black Clan can lend you some!"

"Don't be polite!" a young Black Clan cultivator shouted loudly, his words provoking a burst of laughter among the Black Clan cultivators.

The Taiyin Shengdi cultivators were already feeling down due to the unfavorable situation, and being mocked by the enemy only added fuel to the fire.

"Besides having a sharp tongue, what real ability do you Black Clan people have? If you have skill, settle it on the battlefield; using such despicable tactics, what kind of hero is that?" some cultivators angrily replied.

Upon hearing these responses, the Black Clan cultivators not only did not restrain themselves, but became even more eager to jeer, some even bragging about how effective their boy's urine was, as if enjoying the psychological warfare.

Seeing this, Xi Daozi knew he could not let this emotion spread further, and he shouted loudly: "Fellow disciples, do not be swayed by the enemy's words; what we need now is to unite as one and jointly resist the enemy."

"Let's set aside the matter of boy's urine for now; we Taiyin Shengdi cultivators have our own ways!"

The Taiyin Shengdi cultivators gradually calmed down after hearing Xi Daozi's words.

"These Black Clan people are truly shameless to the extreme!"

"Do they think this can dampen our morale?" a young Taiyin Shengdi cultivator said resentfully.

"They greatly underestimate our Taiyin Shengdi."

"We have weathered wind and rain; how could we be shaken by such a trifle?" an older cultivator replied, his eyes flashing with determined light.

Xi Daozi listened to the disciples' discussion, his heart also surging.

He knew that in this situation he must stay calm and not be affected by the enemy's provocations.

"Everyone, the enemy's provocations are merely meant to disturb our minds."

"We should now focus our efforts on finding a way to neutralize the poison." Xi Daozi said in a deep voice, his tone carrying undeniable authority.

The Taiyin Shengdi cultivators gradually grew quiet after hearing Xi Daozi's words.

Seeing this, Heifeng's face suddenly showed a cold smile.

"Black Clan brothers, if you are willing to lend us boy's urine, we of Taiyin Shengdi would be deeply grateful."

Heifeng impersonated Xi Daozi's appearance, simultaneously imitating his voice and loudly echoing from behind, directly infuriating Xi Daozi to the point of his hair standing on end, his whole face turning a saucy red.

Upon hearing this, the Black Dragon Clan Chief likewise refused to be outdone.

He also mimicked Heifeng's manner, imitating Xi Daozi while speaking.

"Alright, the holy land will lend you your boy's urine." The Black Dragon Clan Chief announced loudly in imitation of Xi Daozi's voice, "After the battle, Taiyin Shengdi will surely remember this favor from the Black Clan cultivators."

"Pfft..."

Hearing that loud mockery, Xi Daozi could no longer hold back; his throat churned and he suddenly spat out a mouthful of blood.

"Damned ants, how dare they humiliate me like this!"

"Kill!"

"Kill them all!"

Xi Daozi roared angrily to the heavens, murderous aura surging around him; his face turned deathly pale from vomiting blood in his rage.

Just then, a young cultivator suddenly thought of something, his eyes lighting up as he said, "Person in charge, I remember now."

In our Taiyin Shengdi there is a kind of spiritual herb called Heart-Clearing Herb, said to cure all poisons; I don't know if it can dispel this poison.

"You damned bastard, why didn't you say so earlier?"

"Pfft..."

Upon hearing this, Xi Daozi felt frustrated that his efforts were wasted, his eyes widened, and he roared.

Upon hearing this, Elder Xi Wuchang immediately gave the order: "What are you standing around for?"

"Hurry, hurry and send someone to fetch the Heart-Clearing Herb from the Taiyin Shengdi base!"

Elder Xi Wuchang said with a grim face, the speaker being his disciple Yan Qifei; if he doesn't find a pretext to let him leave.

Xi Daozi feared that, in his fury, he might strike this disciple dead with a single palm.

Upon hearing this, Yan Qifei immediately sprang into action.

He sent part of the people to fetch Heart-Clearing Herb from the Taiyin Shengdi base, while the others continued under Xi Daozi's command to organize defense and prepare a counterattack.

Seeing that the Taiyin Shengdi cultivators were not affected by their jeering but instead grew more united, the Black Clan cultivators also felt a hint of pressure.

The Black Dragon clan chief and Heifeng exchanged a glance; they both saw the solemnity in each other's eyes.

The cultivators of Taiyin Shengdi are not easy to deal with; from now on we must give it our all.

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