Chapter 92: Excrement Hits the Elder's Face
However, Nudi's words forced him to consider it carefully.
The Lion King's Demon Core was nothing to joke about; if Zhang Yi were truly blown apart by it, the consequences would be unimaginable.
He took a deep breath, struggled to suppress the anger in his heart, and said in a deep voice, "Fine, I will help him remove the Demon Core right now. However, after this matter is over, you must give me an explanation!"
Nudi gave a cold snort: "Less nonsense, hurry up!"
The Elder said no more and walked in front of Zhang Yi.
As a result, he was just about to stretch out his withered palm and press it onto Zhang Yi's chest.
The Elder's withered palm was about to touch Zhang Yi's chest, but Zhang Yi suddenly flapped his wings, barely dodging his touch.
At this, the Elder froze in place, his outstretched hand hanging in mid-air like a chicken claw, his expression uglier than if he had eaten a fly.
Below the Arena, the Demon Beasts who had been whispering to each other instantly fell silent, each of them widening their eyes as if they had seen something incredible.
"This... what does this mean? What does this brat mean?"
The Roe Deer Spirit asked stutteringly, his chin almost hitting the ground.
The Fox Spirit was also dumbfounded: "This damn bird... does it not want to live?"
The Wild Boar Spirit scratched his head and said in a muffled voice: "Is this brat stupid? The Elder is trying to save him!"
The Elder's complexion turned from blue to white; having lived for such a long time, he had never lost so much face in front of so many Demon Beasts.
He felt his authority had been seriously provoked, and his anger flared up instantly.
"You damn bird, do you even want to live or not?!"
The Elder roared, his voice exploding on the Arena like a thunderclap, "This old man is saving you, do you understand?!"
Zhang Yi sneered in his heart, but on the surface, he pretended to be indifferent and said intermittently, "Elder... I'm fine!"
"Fine? You're about to be blown apart! And you say you're fine?!"
The Elder was so angry his beard stood up, "Hurry up, don't play dumb with this old man! Let this old man remove the Demon Core, otherwise, your life is forfeit!"
Zhang Yi thought to himself: Bullshit! I've already lost all my face; if I let you remove the Demon Core now, wouldn't I lose face all the way to Nantian Men?
Zhang Yi narrowed his eyes, feeling the violent Demon Core inside his body rampaging, like a beast trapped in a cage, ready to break out at any moment.
He endured the intense pain, pretended to be weak, and said: "Elder... actually, I just have a bit of indigestion..."
"Indigestion?!"
The Elder was almost laughed to anger, "Do you take this old man for a fool? Can indigestion bloat a stomach like this? You brat are clearly trying to hold on and refusing to let this old man remove the Demon Core!"
Zhang Yi cursed inwardly: Old thing, if I let you remove it easily, how would I continue to hang around the Demon Saint Mansion?
His eyes rolled, and a plan came to mind.
The Universal Divine Skill, although it cannot exchange for energy-absorbing skills, it can exchange for excretion divine skills!
I can make it transform into an excretion divine skill to... excrete this Lion King's Demon Core!
Hehe! In this way, it proves that I, Zhang Yi, am not going to be blown up, but was just playing with you all.
This Demon Core, I can swallow it when I want, and spit it out when I want!
Thinking of this, Zhang Yi felt a burst of secret joy.
He took a deep breath, activated the Universal Divine Skill, and converted it into an excretion divine skill.
A powerful force surged from his body, heading straight for his... rear.
"Pfft—"
With a loud noise, accompanied by a foul stench, a Demon Core shining with golden light shot out from Zhang Yi's... butt, flying straight toward... Nudi like a cannonball.
Nudi had been watching this farce with a cold expression, sneering at Zhang Yi's foolish behavior in her heart.
However, when she saw the golden, shining Demon Core flying toward her, her expression instantly froze.
"Holy shit!"
Nudi couldn't help but curse; she never expected that this Demon Core would fly out in such a way, and that the target would be her!
She subconsciously wanted to dodge.
As a result, she dodged.
With a feint, she dodged past the Demon Saint Mansion Elder.
The Demon Saint Mansion Elder had just smelled a foul odor.
He frowned, preparing to dodge.
But he found it was too late.
Watching that lump of ominous matter flying toward him, he instinctively stretched out his hand, wanting to avoid it.
But that thing's speed was too fast; he had no time to react at all.
"Bang!"
The Demon Core slammed hard into the Demon Saint Mansion Elder's face, emitting a muffled thud.
The whole place was silent.
All the Demon Beasts widened their eyes, their mouths hanging wide open, as if they had seen something incredible.
The Elder was completely stunned; his outstretched hand froze in mid-air, and the expression on his face was uglier than if he had eaten a fly.
"This..."
The Roe Deer Spirit asked stutteringly, "What is this situation?"
The Fox Spirit was also dumbfounded: "This damn bird... pooped... the Demon Core out?"
The Wild Boar Spirit scratched his head and said in a muffled voice: "This... this is too disgusting..."
On the Arena, Zhang Yi lay on the ground feeling refreshed, as if he had unloaded a heavy burden.
He looked at the dumbfounded Nudi and the Elder who had been hit by the Demon Core covered in bird feces, and secretly laughed: Hehe, didn't expect that, did you? Not only can I swallow, but I can also spit!
The Elder's complexion turned from blue to white; he felt he had been subjected to a great insult.
As a dignified Elder of the Demon Saint Mansion, he had actually been struck in the face by a Demon Beast core sprayed out of a bird's backside!
If this were to get out, where would he be able to show his face?
"You..." The Elder pointed angrily at Zhang Yi, his whole body trembling, unable to speak for a long time.
Zhang Yi held back his laughter, feigning a weak appearance, and said, "Elder... I'm sorry... I... I really couldn't help it..."
"Couldn't help it?!" the Elder roared, "Do you take my face for a latrine?!"
Zhang Yi felt a secret thrill in his heart: Hehe, only now do you realize!
He hurriedly said, "Elder, calm your anger, I... I didn't mean to..."
"Didn't mean to?!" The Elder was shaking with rage, "Do you think this Elder would believe you?!"
He took a deep breath, struggling to suppress the fury in his heart, and said coldly, "Good, very good! You just wait for this Elder! This Elder will remember you!"
Having said that, the Elder turned around and stormed off the Arena.
On the Arena, Nudi watched the Elder's departing back, then looked at Zhang Yi lying on the ground, her heart filled with mixed emotions.
She had lived for two centuries, and this was the first time she had ever seen such an absurd scene.
He shook his head, sighed, and also turned to leave the Arena.
Below the Arena, the Demon Beasts finally came to their senses, and the place instantly erupted into chaos.
"Holy crap! This kid is too awesome!"
"He actually pooped out a Demon Beast core! And it even hit the Elder in the face!"
"This kid is a real talent!"
End of Chapter
