Chapter 546: The Host Is Guo Degang—Truly a Language Artist!

As for these celebrity guests at the charity auction venue, and these second‑generation rich kids.

They really have nothing to be surprised about.

Because the news had already been received in advance.

Otherwise.

Take these second‑generation rich kids, how could they possibly come.

And nothing went awry.

The Batmobile that Lin Mo donated as an auction item has already become the finale of this charity auction.

But…

The preceding procedures still have to be carried out.

This time, the host of the Spring Sprout Action Charity Auction is a bit different.

The one invited is Xiangsheng master Guo Degang.

Earlier, backstage, Guo Degang and Qian Er Ge came over to greet him.

Guo Laoshi also said.

Next time Lin Mo arrives in Yanjing, just tell them you want to hear their Xiangsheng Zuchang.

Although Guo Degang's Xiangsheng Zuchang is now quite rare.

But…

If it's a relatively important guest, like Director Lin, he is still very willing.

Since being driven out of Tianjin by his peers back then, he has understood a principle.

To stand one's ground in society, one must have connections, and the more the better, preferably across all fields.

So…

Look, Guo Laoshi's connections in the Entertainment Circle now.

They are simply incredibly strong.

Just look at last year's Deyun Society 20th anniversary celebration; you'll see how many celebrities attended.

Now, when Guo Degang appears on stage as the host.

Not only do the guests below erupt in cheers.

Even the viewers in the live stream.

Also flood the screen with endless bullet comments.

"Wow, Guo Laoshi!"

"Didn't expect the host this time to be Guo Laoshi, awesome!"

"!"

"Haha, interesting, Guo Laoshi has been invited!"

"Oh my, isn't that Old Guo?"

"......"

Obviously.

Everyone seeing Guo Laoshi as today's host was quite surprised.

But despite the surprise, the crowd didn't think much of it.

Joking aside, when it comes to playing with language, Guo Laoshi is a professional.

Who can outplay his tongue?

His brain is quad‑core.

On stage.

As soon as Guo Laoshi opens his mouth, the guests below and the live‑stream netizens laugh nonstop.

"A few years ago this charity gala never asked me to host; this year they suddenly did—maybe they thought my fame wasn't enough, maybe they saw me trending these past two days, so the organizers called me!"

"Distinguished guests fill the seats, eminent friends like clouds, all top figures of our field, various big names, I've seen several light‑and‑shadow emperors, I'm so envious of you!"

"I might never become a male lead in my lifetime, but snatching the female lead is still possible!"

I have to say, it still has to be Guo Laoshi.

These few short sentences instantly lifted the atmosphere.

"Hahaha, Guo Laoshi's self‑deprecation is unbeatable!"

"Organizer: We hired you precisely because of that mouth of yours!"

"Guo Laoshi's emotional intelligence—one line praises the whole crowd and brings its own punchline!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Snatch the female lead,!"

"Awesome, it still has to be Guo Laoshi!"

"......"

Over here.

Re Ba was also laughing uncontrollably at Guo Degang's words, her shoulders shaking; she leaned toward Lin Mo's ear and said, "Honey, Guo Laoshi's mouth is just too amazing, haha!"

Lin Mo also smiled and nodded, "No wonder he's called a language artist~"

At this moment.

Guo Laoshi on stage continues to tease the various stars.

It can be said, inviting Guo Degang to tonight's charity gala was truly the right choice.

Mainly because his network is vast and his emotional intelligence is high.

Or, would you ask another host to have this scene?

The teased celebrity wasn't angry in the slightest, laughing so hard they couldn't stop.

"Just now I saw Director Lin backstage, I almost knelt down and called him dad—don't get me wrong, I just wanted to ask if I could get a role in Batman 2, even playing a villain would be fine!"

As he said that, Guo Laoshi also looked over toward Lin Mo.

Lin Mo, meanwhile, just laughed and shook his head.

Next, Guo Degang set his sights on another celebrity.

It was none other than Yang Mi.

He and Yang Mi could be said to be old acquaintances.

"All right, let's start with today's first auction item: Yang Mi's donated scolding wake-up service, starting bid 100,000. Who wants to experience the joy of being dissed by a Top Stream female star?"

As soon as Guo Laoshi said that, the audience below burst into laughter.

Upon hearing that, Yang Mi immediately rose from her seat and made a choking gesture toward Guo Degang on stage.

After the joke, the main topic of today finally began.

Celebrity charity auction!

I already said that before.

Domestic charity auctions like these are fairly normal, not that outrageous.

For female celebrities, it's nothing more than handbags, jewelry, or the dresses and costumes they've worn.

As for male celebrities,

watches, props used in filming, and the like.

For example, the item donated by Wu Jing is a dagger prop he used while filming Wolf Warrior, which sold for 10,000.

Also, directors like Zhang Yimou and Feng Xiaogang donate items such as their own paintings, calligraphy, or movie storyboard drafts.

In short, it's a mixed bag—you can find anything.

Of course.

These are just appetizers.

The real showstopper is still the final auction item.

As time passed minute by minute.

Soon, it was 9:30 p. m.

That is, the celebrity charity gala had been going on for about an hour.

Finally.

The finale has arrived!

When Guo Degang on stage announced that the next auction item is the Batmobile—Batman's ride from Batman: The Dark Knight, donated by Lin Mo and Director Lin.

Everyone immediately became energized.

Including those viewers in the live stream.

"Here it comes, here it comes, the main event!"

"High energy ahead! Everyone, rise!"

"Ahhh, finally we've got the Batmobile!"

"Principal Wang: Finally, I've been waiting for you!"

"The rich second generations collectively entered battle mode!"

"......"

The starting bid for the Batmobile is ten million.

The starting bid is no less than three million.

In just a few minutes.

The price shot up... to 50 million!

Wow!

It left the on-site audience dumbfounded.