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Chapter 584: Fed dog food by robots! END!

~6 min read 1,155 words

Chen Fangfang, a Mo Du resident.

Young and beautiful — that is, the kind of "white‑rich‑beauty" we often talk about, a wealthy person!

Although she's a girl, she really loves racing.

She loves Director Lin's Fast & Furious series, and she also really likes Batman: The Dark Knight.

This time, Director Lin's new film is an animation he personally created for his daughter.

They are both women.

Especially, her father has doted on her since childhood.

So, she feels a connection.

We have to watch this film!

The midnight show auditorium.

Chen Fangfang grabbed her best friend Su Xiaoyu's hand, tapping her high heels tap‑tap‑tap as she rushed into the theater, whispering: "Quick, quick, quick, it's about to start!"

Su Xiaoyu was pulled off balance by her, helplessly saying: "Miss, we already bought the tickets, why are you running? It's not going to fly away!"

As soon as they entered the theater, they were stunned—the entire IMAX hall was fully packed, even the corner seats were filled.

It's Director Lin's movie.

This turnout is normal!

After finding their seats and sitting down, Su Xiaoyu leaned in to whisper: "Fangfang, how much did you pay for this ticket?"

Chen Fangfang mysteriously raised one finger.

"One thousand?" Su Xiaoyu almost shouted, then quickly covered her mouth, "Are you crazy? The original IMAX price is only 198!"

"You don't understand," Chen Fangfang said proudly, waving the ticket stub, "This is a premium seat for the premiere; scalpers have driven it up to over two thousand."

As the movie began.

When the barren Earth appeared on screen, the entire theater fell silent; Chen Fangfang unconsciously sat up straight, her eyes fixed on the lonely little robot without blinking.

"Wow…" As WALL·E clumsily collected small items, Su Xiaoyu couldn't help whispering, "It's so cute!"

Chen Fangfang nodded slightly and whispered, "Ugly‑cute, ugly‑cute~"

When Yi Wa appeared with a blue flash, the theater filled with low gasps of amazement.

"They're going to meet, they're going to meet!" Su Xiaoyu excitedly pinched Chen Fangfang's arm.

They had of course seen the trailer for Robots.

So they knew WALL·E and Yi Wa were a couple.

As WALL·E cautiously approached the sleeping Yi Wa, awkwardly shielding her from wind and rain, she suddenly felt a sourness in her nose.

"Oh my…" Su Xiaoyu had already taken out a tissue, "It actually held an umbrella for her…"

Sniffles rose and fell throughout the theater; a girl with a choked voice said, "I actually got fed dog food by two robots…"

As the plot progressed.

Soon, WALL·E arrived at the spaceship.

Then immediately.

Lin Mo's hidden star Easter eggs were triggered one by one.

Four little old men were playing Sichuan Mahjong.

"Three Bamboo!"

"Lao Ge, don't peek at my tiles!"

"Sure, I just won!"

"……"

Everyone was very familiar with these voices.

Especially Ge Daye's voice.

Instantly, laughter erupted from the audience in the theater.

"Hahaha, Ge Daye!"

"I think I also heard Chen Daoming's voice!"

"Director Jiang Wen's bass boom, I recognized it right away!"

And it's not over yet.

Soon, from WALL·E's perspective, a fat guy bumped into WALL·E and staggered, shouting in a heavy Northeastern accent, "Oh my mom! Why are you trying to scam a robot?!"

The theater instantly exploded with laughter.

"Shen Teng, absolutely Shen Teng!" an audience member laughed, slapping his thigh.

Su Xiaoyu held her stomach, tears of laughter streaming: "These lines are pure Shen Teng, totally his style!"

While Chen Fangfang laughed, a sharp alarm suddenly blared from the screen: "Warning! Warning! Unidentified object detected!"

A female voice with a Beijing accent immediately followed: "All departments, take note! This is not a drill!"

"Yang Mi!" the audience shouted in unison.

Before anyone could recover, a laid‑back male voice interjected: "What's there to panic about? Even if the sky falls, a tall guy's got it covered~"

"That's Chao Ge's voice!"

In just a few short minutes.

From WALL·E's accidental entry into the spaceship, a bunch of celebrity voice cameos have already popped up.

Su Xiaoyu had already collapsed laughing onto Chen Fangfang's shoulder: "My goodness… Director Lin, did you hire half the entertainment industry for these dubs?"

Chen Fangfang watched the panicky, chubby captain on screen…

As soon as he spoke, everyone in Huaguo knew who he was.

Cheng Long, big brother!!!

This way.

Song Wanwan, excitedly tugging at her mother's sleeve, lowered her voice and said, "Mom! Mom! Did you hear? That beep just now, please make way, it was my dubbing!"

Her mother turned around in surprise, "Really? Our Wanwan also took part in dubbing?"

I didn't even notice it just now…

"Of course!" Song Wanwan proudly puffed out her chest, "My brother specially assigned me this role!"

At that moment, a robotic female voice came from the screen: "Alert cleared, wish you a pleasant journey~"

"What is this…" Lin Mo's mother frowned, "Why does it sound like…"

"It's sister‑in‑law's voice!" Song Wanwan said.

Re Ba smiled shyly, pursing her lips, "I only recorded that one line, didn't expect you all to pick it up."

As the plot moved toward its finale, the atmosphere gradually grew tense yet warm.

When Yi Wa, trembling, used her mechanical arm to replace WALL·E's new battery, the whole cinema fell silent.

The movie‑goers couldn't help but clutch their hands.

"Dii—" With a soft sound, WALL·E's optical lens lit up blue again, but the round eyes were filled with unfamiliar bewilderment.

"How could…" Su Xiaoyu's voice already carried a sob, "It doesn't remember Yi Wa?"

On the screen, Yi Wa gestured urgently, recalling their shared memories—cuddling under an umbrella, dancing together in space, meeting amid a junk heap.

But WALL·E just tilted its head, emitting a confused electronic tone.

When Yi Wa finally, heartbroken, prepared to leave, the theater filled with overlapping sobs. Chen Fangfang's makeup had long been smeared by tears, mascara leaving two dark streaks on her face.

Just then—

"Yi…Wa?"

A raw yet gentle electronic tone suddenly sounded. WALL·E's mechanical hand gently grasped Yi Wa, that familiar tilted‑head gesture reappeared, and its optical lens shimmered with gentle light.

"Ahhh!" Su Xiaoyu screamed outright, nearly leaping from her seat, "It remembered!"

The whole theater instantly erupted in thunderous applause and cheers; someone even tossed popcorn everywhere in excitement. Chen Fangfang clapped, crying and laughing, caring little about her appearance.

In the final shot, the captain voiced by Cheng Long, big brother, carefully cradles a tender green plant and plants it in the soil, saying to the surrounding children:

"This is called farming; you can grow all kinds of plants, vegetables, ha ha ha! It's great to be home!"

The children cheered, and the theater audience was warmed in their hearts by this hopeful ending.

When the ending song played, no one rushed out; everyone quietly listened to the final note.

As the lights rose, one could vaguely see many audience members with wet corners of their eyes.

Robots END!

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