Chapter 123
A bootlicker?
If you could get such a good role just by licking, then who knows how many people in the entertainment industry would be rushing to lick.
However, at this moment, in the 2D Film and Television office.
Xu Feng looked down at Da Mimi, who had just finished promoting and was kneeling under his desk, occasionally making the sound of eating a popsicle.
He expressed that he wasn't used to having men lick.
"So cool, how can these characters be so cool?"
Wu Lei, who like Zhang Zifeng is a child star, and although born in the 90s, because he was born in '99, can basically be counted among the post-00s, after watching this classic scene of Kakyoin.
Couldn't help but tremble all over.
As early as when *Bleach* was popular all over the country, his agent had reminded him more than once.
He must find a way to get on good terms with Xu Feng.
It sounds very utilitarian, but there's no way, that's just how it is in this circle.
Otherwise, why would so many young and beautiful female stars scramble to climb into the big director's bed?
Compared to that, being a bootlicker is a piece of cake.
However, even without holding this utilitarian mentality.
Xu Feng's works still hold great appeal for male actors from the 80s to the 00s.
Otherwise, why would Hu Ge, an old man in his thirties, be jumping around like a monkey after seeing his performance in *Bleach*?
And for young people like Peng Yuchang and Wu Lei, who are in their rebellious phase, it goes without saying.
When he heard the revenge declaration Kakyoin made under the BGM of *Noble Pope* in the footage.
He got goosebumps all over, okay?
Recalling a year ago when Xu Feng was constantly recruiting people for the filming of *Bleach: Soul Society Arc*, his agent tried to stop him, saying this was Xu Feng's first self-written and self-directed work, and the failure rate was extremely high.
So he didn't let him audition.
Now Wu Lei was so angry he fired his previous agent and simply let his own mom be his agent.
Damn it, if it weren't for this jerk's blind command, the role of Toshiro Hitsugaya might have been his!
"Mom! Help me contact the 2D Film and Television company, I want to audition for a role."
Wu Lei shouted to his mom, who was chasing the show outside the room and also serving as his agent.
Hmm, his mom was also chasing the show.
That *Sound of the Desert* starring Hu Ge and Liu Shishi.
"Xu Feng's company doesn't seem to have announced any new auditions recently, son."
Wu's mom's voice came from afar.
"You have to strike first."
Wu Lei reminded her.
You have to know that if you really wait for 2D Film and Television to officially release an audition notice, who knows how many competitors there will be.
"Hahaha! Awesome! Too awesome!"
Just after answering this, Wu Lei couldn't help but laugh out loud again.
On the computer's playback page, the protagonist group was riding an off-road vehicle, preparing to cross Pakistan.
However, they were attacked by a mysterious car, and the vehicle lost control, nearly falling into a valley.
Fortunately, Star Platinum showed its powerful strength, forcibly pulling the off-road vehicle back on track.
Immediately after, the protagonist group arrived in front of a small shop in the mountains, preparing to take a short break.
But they were surprised to find that the car that had just attacked them was parked next to the shop door.
However, there were three or four strangers gathered around the scene.
Just when the protagonist group didn't know how to distinguish which one was the real enemy.
Joseph: "In this situation, there's only one way, Jotaro."
"Hmm, although it will involve innocent bystanders..."
Jotaro raised his hand and pointed, resolutely saying:
"But we can only beat them all up."
As soon as these words came out, Xu Feng, Bell, and Henry, who played Jotaro, Joseph, and Polnareff, rushed up.
Immediately followed by a violent beating.
The scene was extremely chaotic for a moment.
And although he had also trained his abs and some muscles, Qiao Zhenyu, who played Kakyoin, looked a bit thin in contrast to the others, and hurriedly tried to stop them:
"Don't do this! Jotaro! How come even Mr. Joestar is... you're going too far!"
Seeing this, countless netizens, like Wu Lei, laughed like pigs in front of their computers.
Since you don't know who the enemy is, just Ora them all.
Divine logic!
And in the end, the enemy of this episode, [Wheel of Fortune], created another meme.
"You have no way out now!"
"Part 3—The End!!!"
And just when Wheel of Fortune thought it was going to take care of Jotaro, the most troublesome Stand user.
Unexpectedly, an iron fist smashed the ground.
The black trench coat with the big gold chain had disappeared, and Jotaro, wearing only a dark gray tank top, crawled out from within.
Wheel of Fortune wanted to burn Jotaro to death with fire, but the attack didn't hit the person, it only burned the coat!
"I feel like Brother Xu Feng looks so ugly like this, it would be better if he changed back to how he was before..."
When not filming, the post-10s little girl Wang Shengdi stayed at home and watched the show with her parents as usual.
When she saw him wearing only a tank top, revealing those rugged arms that looked like they could slap a bear to death, the little girl muttered to herself.
She used to love acting spoiled in Brother Xu Feng's arms, but now he's all hard, and it's not comfortable at all.
And he's so ugly.
"Little girl doesn't know how to appreciate, this is better, I wish your dad could train like this."
Wang's mom looked at Xu Feng on the screen with glowing eyes; she used to think this young man Xu Feng was too thin, isn't he pretty good like this now?
Then she turned her eyes to her big-bellied husband next to her, and muttered with disgust:
"With such a big belly, you can't even get a few centimeters in..."
Wang's dad: "???"
"You just said something about there being no road? Hmph, that's not right, a road has to be paved by yourself."
Jotaro said with half-lidded eyes:
"Now I, Jotaro Kujo, will demonstrate it for you."
Star Platinum surged out from within his body, its iron fists falling like a storm, accompanied by that iconic battle cry.
Not only Star Platinum in the footage, but the JO fans who were already addicted also couldn't help but post comments in response:
[Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora!!!]
The entire playback page was occupied by the blue characters "Ora."
It didn't calm down until the narrator announced that "Wheel of Fortune" was unable to fight again.
And when Wheel of Fortune was unable to fight again, the update for this week also came to an end.
[Satisfying!]
[I'm going to die if I don't have *JoJo* to watch!]
[Kakyoin is so handsome! Can I find that background music online? I want to use it as my alarm clock]
[Aren't all JO fans' alarm clocks "Ayayaya"?]
[When you don't know who your enemy is, just Ora everyone!]
[I'm really impressed by the jerk Xu Feng's imagination; Aizen at least takes a few episodes to pop out a cool quote, *JoJo* creates a meme for you every episode, and often more than one!]
[I've said it before, you can question the jerk Xu Feng's character all you want, but you absolutely cannot question his talent!]
End of Chapter
