Chapter 247: If you don't know who the enemy is, just Ora everyone!
"Too handsome, how can these characters be so handsome?"
Wu Lei, who like Zhang Zifeng is a former child star, and although born in the 90s, because he was born in '99, can basically be ranked in the 00s generation, after watching this classic scene of Kakyoin.
His whole body couldn't help but tremble.
As early as when *Bleach* became popular across the country, his agent had reminded him more than once.
He must find a way to build a relationship with Xu Feng.
It sounds very utilitarian, but there's no way around it; that's just how it is in this circle.
Otherwise, why would so many young and beautiful actresses scramble to climb into big directors' beds?
Compared to that, being a bootlicker is a trivial matter.
However, even without holding this utilitarian mindset.
Xu Feng's works still hold great appeal for male actors from the 80s to the 00s.
Otherwise, why would Hu Ge, an old man over thirty, be jumping up and down like a monkey after seeing his performance in *Bleach*?
And for young people like Peng Yuchang and Wu Lei, who are in their middle-school phase, it goes without saying.
When hearing Kakyoin's revenge declaration under the BGM of "Noble Hierophant" in the scene.
He had goosebumps all over his body, okay?
Recalling a year ago, when Xu Feng was constantly recruiting people for the filming of *Bleach: Soul Society Arc*, his agent tried to stop him, saying this was Xu Feng's first self-written and self-directed work and the failure rate was extremely high.
So he didn't let him audition.
Now, Wu Lei was so angry that he fired his previous agent and simply let his own mom be his agent.
Damn it, if it weren't for this idiot's blind command, the role of Toshiro Hitsugaya might have been his!
"Mom! Help me contact the 2D Film and Television company, I want to audition for a role."
Wu Lei shouted to his mom, who was watching the show outside the room and also serving as his agent.
Hmm, his mom was also watching the show.
*Sound of the Desert*, starring Hu Ge and Liu Shishi.
"Xu Feng's company doesn't seem to have announced any new auditions recently, son."
Wu's mom's voice came from afar.
"You have to strike first."
Wu Lei reminded her.
You have to know, if you really wait for 2D Film and Television to officially release an audition notice, who knows how many competitors there will be.
"Hahaha! Awesome! Too awesome!"
Just after answering this, Wu Lei couldn't help but laugh out loud again.
On the computer's playback page, the protagonist group was riding in an off-road vehicle, preparing to cross Pakistan.
However, they encountered an attack from a mysterious car, and the vehicle lost control and nearly fell into a valley.
Fortunately, Star Platinum showed its powerful strength, forcibly pulling the off-road vehicle back on track.
Immediately, the protagonist group arrived in front of a small shop in the mountains, preparing to take a short rest.
But they were surprised to find that the car that had just attacked them was parked next to the shop door.
However, there were three or four strangers gathered around the scene.
Just when the protagonist group didn't know how to distinguish which one was the real enemy.
Joseph: "In this situation, there is only one way left, Jotaro."
"Yeah, although it will involve innocent people..."
Jotaro raised his hand and pointed, resolutely saying:
"But we can only beat them all up."
As soon as these words were spoken, Xu Feng, who played Jotaro, Joseph, and Polnareff, and the others...
Immediately followed by a violent beating.
The scene was extremely chaotic for a moment.
And although he had also trained his abs and some muscles, Qiao Zhenyu, who played Kakyoin, looked a bit thin compared to the others, and hurriedly tried to stop them:
"Don't do this! Jotaro! Why is Mr. Joestar also... you're going too far!"
Seeing this, countless netizens, like Wu Lei, laughed out loud in front of their computers.
Since you don't know who the enemy is, just Ora everyone.
Divine logic!
And in the end, 【Wheel of Fortune】, the enemy at the end of this episode, contributed another meme.
"You have no way out now!"
"Part 3—Finished!!!"
And just when Wheel of Fortune thought it was going to take care of Jotaro, the most troublesome Stand user.
Unexpectedly, an iron fist smashed the ground.
The black windbreaker with a big gold chain hanging on the outside had disappeared, and Jotaro, wearing only a dark gray vest, crawled out from within.
Just now, Wheel of Fortune wanted to burn Jotaro to death with fire, but the attack didn't hit the person himself, it only burned his coat!
"I feel like Brother Xu Feng looks so ugly like this, it would be better to change back to how he was before..."
When not filming, the 10-year-old little loli Wang Shengdi was at home watching the show with her parents as usual.
Seeing him wearing only a vest, revealing those rugged arms that looked like they could slap a bear to death, the little loli muttered.
She used to love acting like a spoiled child in her Brother Xu Feng's arms, but now he's hard and stiff, not comfortable at all.
And he's so ugly.
"Little girl doesn't know how to appreciate, this is better. I was wondering if your dad could train like this."
Wang's mom looked at Xu Feng on the screen with glowing eyes. She used to think this young man Xu Feng was too thin, isn't he pretty good now?
Then she turned her eyes to her big-bellied husband next to her, and muttered with disgust:
"With such a big belly, you can't even get a few centimeters in..."
Wang's dad: "???"
"You just said something about there being no road? Hmph, wrong, roads are to be opened by yourself."
Jotaro said, half-squinting his eyes:
"Now, I, Jotaro Kujo, will demonstrate for you."
Star Platinum emerged from within his body, iron fists falling like a storm, accompanied by that iconic battle cry.
Not only Star Platinum in the scene, but the JOJO fans who were already addicted also couldn't help but post comments in response:
【Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora!!!】
The entire playback page was occupied by the blue characters "Ora."
It wasn't until the narrator announced that "Wheel of Fortune" could no longer fight that it gradually subsided.
And when Wheel of Fortune could no longer fight, this week's update also came to an end.
【Satisfying!】
【I'm going to die if I don't have JOJO to watch!】
【Kakyoin is really handsome! Can I find that background music online? I want to use it as an alarm clock】
【Aren't JOJO fans' alarm clocks all "Ayayaya"?】
【When you don't know who your enemy is, just Ora everyone!】
【I'm really convinced by Xu Feng's imagination. Aizen at least takes a few episodes to pop out a pretentious quote, JOJO creates a meme for you every episode, and often more than one!】
【I said it before, you can question Xu Feng's character, but you absolutely cannot question his talent!】 ===== CHAPTER 249 =====
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