Chapter 265

But if you compare it to *Just Because You Are Too Beautiful* or *We Have a Child*,

that's simply a masterpiece among masterpieces, okay?

The public's criteria for judging geniuses are always too harsh.

That's why when *Phantom Blood* didn't perform well before, Xu Feng borrowed that line from Jiang Wen—

Good people have to be pointed at with a gun.

However, having said that, Xu Feng wouldn't be stupid enough to film a bad work.

Jay Chou's car crash happened because he was still just a "human" after all; human ability has its limits.

And he, he had already surpassed humanity!

He had an entire 2D world as his golden finger.

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While Xu Feng was busy filming the *Thousand-Year Blood War Arc*.

*Stardust Crusaders: Egypt Arc* continued to air.

But two weeks had passed.

The further they watched, the more fans discovered that in this arc, Dio's subordinates, the so-called 【Nine Glory Gods】, were one more unreliable than the other.

Anubis, who "Kars in the sky doesn't speak, the sword brother on the seabed misses his mother."

Mariah, who could have finished off Joseph and Avdol early, but insisted on messing around and ended up playing herself to death.

Sethan, who possessed the unsolvable ability to turn someone into a child once their shadow touched them, but was Ora-ed by an eight-year-old Jotaro.

And the gambler D'Arby, who was bluffed by Jotaro's posturing and scared to the point of almost dying on the spot.

Compared to the likes of J. Geil, Enya, and Death 13, who almost put the protagonist group to death in the first half,

the 【Nine Glory Gods】 felt more like they were here for comedy.

Well, in fact, quite a few netizens really felt they were here for comedy.

Especially when Mariah used her magnetic ability to make Joseph and Avdol perform the world-famous painting of man-on-man philosophy on the street.

On the other side of the Atlantic, many old Joseph actors, including Bell, were also left speechless.

He knew that for a long time to come, this scene would definitely become his dark history.

Countless JOJO fans laughed so hard they almost smashed their tables.

【Oh my, from the second part to the third part, Joseph is always my source of happiness.】

【0-overflow incident, right?】

【Egypt Comedy Tour, right? I laughed until tears came out, grass.】

【You can always trust Jotaro; he can easily Ora an adult male even when he's 8 years old.】

【Sure enough, the Q-Jotaro in Holly's memory in the first episode was just motherly filter.】

【This is 8 years old?】

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And after another week of updates.

The Dio that the audience had been looking forward to finally appeared, but unfortunately, under the blessing of special effects, he still had a dark face, and his specific features couldn't be seen.

Only that shirtless body, full of powerful aesthetic, as always.

【I suspect Xu Feng, that jerk, deliberately set Dio to not wear clothes just to show off his muscles.】

【What's this? If I could train like this, I'd be too lazy to wear clothes when I go out.】

【Xu Zhanan's level is completely fine, okay? Training like this for a role is much better than those things that can only say 1234567 when memorizing lines.】

【No matter how much you criticize Xu Zhanan's emotional history, his professionalism is truly beyond reproach.】

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In the audience's anticipation, the Dio played by Xu Feng also showed off his moves for the first time.

Facing Hol Horse...

And facing Hol Horse, who wanted to shoot him...

It also made the audience gradually understand why N'Doul, Enya, and others were so loyal to Dio.

Compared to the scum in the first part who only wanted to fight for family property, the current Dio might truly deserve the title of Savior of Evil People!

However, just when the audience thought the plot should finally develop in a serious direction,

they saw Hol Horse again...

Good guy, two comedians teaming up.

No need to think, one knows this episode is definitely going to take a humorous route again.

And just as the JOJO fans guessed.

Seeing Hol Horse at the end...

Boingo, who wanted to turn over a new leaf, was beaten up by Iggy again.

The audience laughed like pigs again.

"What kind of monsters and freaks did Dio recruit? I feel like only N'Doul is reliable among the Nine Glory Gods, the others are all trash!"

In many school dormitories, the boys gathered together to watch the show, laughing while commenting.

However, their smiles could only last until the end of this episode.

As Jotaro and his group gradually deepened into Dio's lair.

The subordinates sent out became stronger and stronger.

The first to bear the brunt was the animal that, like Iggy, possessed a Stand—

【The Gatekeeper of Hell】 Pet Shop!

And when Iggy finally defeated this damn demon bird at the cost of his left leg,

Iggy, who had always been repulsive to the DIO-hunting group and felt that this matter had nothing to do with him, finally realized that if this bastard Dio wasn't solved, this kind of bad luck would never end.

Holding this thought, Iggy led Jotaro and the five of them, finally arriving at Dio's lair.

The screen finally locked onto the protagonist group standing in front of Dio's base.

The cold sweat on the faces of the five people and one dog, the eerie and even somewhat hellish background music, plus the oppressive dim special effects,

made the audience watching through the screen swallow their saliva subconsciously.

After the battle where Iggy lost his leg to Pet Shop.

Many people had already realized that the atmosphere of the *Egypt Arc* had taken a sharp turn for the worse.

Everyone knew that next, it would be a life-or-death decisive battle!

PS: Updates continue to be offered; please continue to support this book for the sake of me risking my life, this is my only request, please. ===== CHAPTER 267 =====