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Chapter 36

~7 min read 1,248 words

"Your first kiss wasn't JoJo! Kono Dio da!"

After filming this plot for the seventh time, and watching his own performance, Xu Feng finally nodded with satisfaction.

The camera crew also let out a long sigh of relief; they could finally rest.

The expressions of the onlookers, Deng Chao, Zhao Wenzhuo, and others, were also slightly exhausted.

After all, the expression Xu Feng used in that scene just now was too magical; now every time they closed their eyes, Xu Feng's ferocious face and that magical line "Kono Dio da" automatically appeared in their minds.

Deng Chao couldn't help but think of the movie "The Mermaid" by Stephen Chow that he acted in a few years ago.

Although the reviews weren't great, at least it was a hit.

At that time, the character Liu Xuan that he played was turned into an emoji by bored netizens because of his exaggerated expressions and ambiguous lines.

Deng Chao had a premonition that the "Dio" played by Xu Feng...

And it would be even more popular than he was at the time.

"There's still a problem, reshoot."

However, just when everyone thought they could finish work and rest today, Xu Feng spoke again.

"Brother Xiaofeng... oh no, Director Xu, this... what's the problem again?"

Fat Di asked with a bitter face.

She was so hungry; she wanted to eat something.

"It's not that I have a problem, it's that you have a problem."

Xu Feng glanced at her and said:

"Did you forget that the character you're playing is in a state of being forcibly kissed by someone she hates? In such a situation, you should resist, not enjoy it."

That's right, this time Xu Feng found that Erina, played by Fat Di, had a problem.

When she was forcibly kissed, her resistance wasn't strong enough, and she even felt a bit like she was enjoying it.

How can you face Jonathan like this?

Hearing Xu Feng's words, Fat Di immediately turned bright red.

The group of LSPs (lecherous people) on the scene couldn't help but show awkward but polite smiles.

"Um... Director Xu, can we film it tomorrow... I'm in a bit of pain..."

Fat Di pointed to her pink lips, which were already visibly swollen.

Xu Feng also felt a bit awkward when he saw this.

Oh my, I was too into the scene just now and didn't control my strength well; look at how I've messed up this girl.

"Alright, alright, rest today, everyone has worked hard."

Xu Feng waved his hand to signal.

Half a month after the filming of "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood" started.

The filming progress had also entered the middle and late stages.

Zhao Wenzhuo, who played Uncle Zeppeli, and Deng Chao, who played Speedwagon, were both exhausted by Xu Feng.

Originally, what they longed for was the kind of battle style in "Bleach" where they held Zanpakuto and were full of coolness.

However, the battle mode of "JoJo" and "Bleach" were completely different things.

Those shameful movements that defied human structural mechanics were simply killing the two old comrades approaching forty and fifty!

However, seeing that Xu Feng, who played two roles, didn't have a single word of complaint.

The two of them were too embarrassed to complain about anything.

"Brother Xiaofeng, Liu Yifei is filming a new movie again, and it's another big-budget production with all-star casts."

During the break, Fat Di returned to her usual way of addressing Xu Feng, chatting with Xu Feng about gossip while browsing her phone with an envious look.

Ever since her debut, Liu Yifei's collaborators had all been first-line or even international-level movie stars.

There wasn't a girl in the entertainment industry who didn't envy her.

Xu Feng glanced sideways at her phone.

Oh, Liu Yifei was going to collaborate on a new movie with Chow Yun-fat, Alec Su, Ni Dahong, and others.

Hmm, same familiar formula, same taste.

The ending would definitely be the same flop.

"Sigh, wait, notify the publicity department to use her to hype it up."

Xu Feng suddenly thought of something and said.

That's right, Xu Feng felt that the matter of Liu Yifei refusing to play Erina could be utilized.

You have to know that Liu Yifei's mother had previously rejected his proposal to invite Liu Yifei to participate in "Bleach."

And then "Bleach" became a huge hit, while Liu Yifei's movie "The Four" died miserably.

This matter was used by netizens and Liu Yifei's haters to mock her crazily.

This time it was the same familiar plot, and Xu Feng felt that if he didn't utilize it well, he would be sorry for himself.

Xu Feng felt that Liu Yifei's mother was really something, always sticking her face out for him to slap.

Fat Di thought about it and guessed Xu Feng's plan, and couldn't help but complain:

"Brother Xiaofeng, you're really bad."

"Then do you like it?"

Looking at Xu Feng's mischievous smile, Fat Di, who had just started college, felt her body go numb and lowered her little head.

Seeing this, Xu Feng laughed even more happily.

He reached out to hook Fat Di's jaw and then kissed her.

But there was one problem... he was still dyed with a head of blonde hair.

And still in Dio's attire!

From a JoJo fan's perspective, it was Dio holding Erina and gnawing on her constantly.

Ah, this... Jonathan's hair is even greener.

PS: I really didn't expect the vote for Madara Uchiha to surpass Light Yagami, but I'm sorry, the Death Note has already started to be written in the saved drafts.

But please rest assured, everything will be written.

After all, this book is intended to be one or two million words.

But I also ask everyone to take care of it, I am very grateful.

Also, the popularity of "Phantom Blood" might be a bit low; do you need me to speed it up?

Under the hype of Xu Feng's studio, the news that Liu Yifei had rejected Xu Feng's audition invitation for the second time immediately hit the trending searches.

Once this news broke, it immediately caught the attention of the gossip-loving public.

[Rejecting Xu Feng's invitation twice, Liu Yifei's heart is really big.]

[Our Fairy Sister is truly amazing; looking at the entertainment industry, who else is so awesome to reject Xu Feng twice?]

[To the person above, I can't tell if you're a real fan or a hater of Liu Yifei; why does it sound so sarcastic?]

[Is Liu Yifei sick in the head? Flopping in the film circle for so many years, Xu Feng wanted to pull her up and she rejected it?]

[Not necessarily, this time Sisi is collaborating with Brother Fat (Chow Yun-fat), maybe this movie will be a hit?]

[Are you daydreaming? Jackie Chan and Jet Li couldn't carry Liu Yifei; Chow Yun-fat can?]

[I feel that Liu Yifei's mother must be the one causing trouble behind the scenes.]

[Her mother is also a weirdo, playing a good hand of cards into a mess.]

[............]

Just as Xu Feng expected, except for Liu Yifei's fans, the vast majority of the over 80% of the public were mocking her.

There's no help for it; after all, Liu Yifei had been flopping for too many years.

And on the other side, Xu Feng had never tasted defeat.

Plus the last time Liu Yifei rejected "Bleach" for the bad movie "The Four."

It immediately made this matter even more topical.

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