Chapter 401

But this thing... if it doesn't win a few awards, Xu Feng says he could twist his own head off.

Damn it, many idol "little fresh meats" love participating in these kinds of events.

If they're lucky, or if they have enough traffic, they can all mooch an award.

After all, they can't win any legitimate awards anyway.

The cautionary tale of the "Hundred Flowers" scholar Li Sanzi is right there.

Xu Feng considered it for a moment and decided to go after all.

After all, Penguin is one of the investors.

Since Brother Ma—the fattest sheep Xu Feng is currently shearing—has spoken, he has to give some face, right?

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A few days later, on the way to the cultural center where the Weibo Night is being held, he heard from Guli Nazha that this year's event is quite grand.

Never mind the award winners; just the invited celebrity guests number between one and two hundred.

Xu Feng didn't even know what to say.

This circle, which isn't small but definitely isn't as big as people think.

If you gathered all the celebrity artists within the third tier, could you even scrape together two hundred?

Taking a certain Lu reader as an example, Xu Feng suspects they couldn't even name 20 celebrities.

Why do authors always like to write about Da Mimi, Liu Yifei, and Pang Di?

Isn't it just because they're afraid the readers won't recognize them?

"Boss, you wait in the car for a moment; I'll go talk to the organizers about the red carpet."

At this moment, Xiao Hei, who was driving, suddenly spoke up, then quickly got out of the car, preparing to haggle with the organizers about the red carpet.

Or rather, about the finale.

That's right, the order of appearance on the red carpet is very important.

Even if Xu Feng doesn't care, he can't just ignore it.

Although it's useless, it's a symbol of status.

Just like why the chairman sits in the main seat during a meeting.

Xu Feng doesn't want any reports tomorrow saying he was "outshone" by some little fresh meat.

Normally, this kind of thing should be handled by Guli Nazha, his assistant.

Unfortunately, the beauty's skin is too thin; it's fine to have her pour tea or eat popsicles, but having her go down and tear into other agents?

That still requires Xiao Hei, who was the former agent.

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"The finale is obviously for our Lu Han!"

"On what grounds? Just because you have a few million more zombie followers on Weibo?"

"How are you talking? Didn't your Xiao Zhan buy bots too?"

"Everyone present, please give our Kun Kun some face."

"…………"

The agents of several traffic-heavy little fresh meats were arguing endlessly, and the organizers had a massive headache.

In this situation, even if you prepare the order of appearance in advance, it's useless.

If they just park their cars at the entrance and refuse to get out, what can you do?

And Xiao Hei naturally wouldn't join the fray; he just walked over calmly and said in a breezy tone:

"Teacher Xu has arrived."

Teacher Xu? Which Teacher Xu?

To be honest, there really aren't many people surnamed Xu among third-tier celebrities.

"Which Teacher Xu, can he compare with our Zhan Zhan..."

An agent, not knowing if they were just heated from the argument, prepared to snap back without thinking.

However, before they could finish, Xiao Hei added nonchalantly.

"Lord Aizen has arrived."

Damn it, Xu Feng says he's glad he didn't hear that.

It's truly too embarrassing to be called that in reality.

Instantly, the other party's face looked as miserable as if they'd eaten shit.

Alright, you might not know who the person surnamed Xu is, but you can't possibly not know who Aizen is, right?

"I, I'm sorry, sir, I didn't know..."

The agent who had been arguing so excitedly looked as miserable as if they'd eaten shit.

Anyone mixing in this circle knows Xu Feng's personality too well—he's petty and vengeful!

Some might think, "Can't I just not act in your Xu Feng's dramas?"

What of it?

What can you do to me?

Well, let me tell you, if Xu Feng targets you, he'll wait for your dramas to be released at the same time as his.

If that happens once or twice, what do you think the outcome will be?

Damn it, it would be a miracle if he didn't kill you!

Shen Teng, who is such a badass and in a different lane,

even delayed his movie release by a month just to avoid the edge of *Bleach*.

Who do you little traffic fresh meats think you are?

However, facing the other party's backing down, Xiao Hei didn't pay any more attention and turned to walk back.

But the truth is, he was having a blast inside.

Holy shit, that felt so good!

No wonder the boss loves playing pretentious characters.

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Soon, Xu Feng got out of the car and stepped onto the red carpet.

And what was somewhat funny was that the three traffic stars in front of him—Kun Kun, Zhan Zhan, and Lu Han—seemed to have trembling footsteps.

They probably heard about what happened just now from their agents.

Xu Feng's mouth curled slightly, a look of "King's Contempt" flashing across his face...

However, what Xu Feng didn't expect was that this expression only lasted for a second before it was captured by reporters outside the red carpet.

And then it was turned into memes and GIFs by those weirdos on the internet.

So you have to be on top of your expression management at all times.

Otherwise, Kana Hanazawa is the best case study.

A girl who looks quite cute, but because of that one expression, she doesn't dare to smile on camera anymore.

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When people saw that the person walking the red carpet with Xu Feng this time wasn't Da Mimi or Da Meiyuan, but Guli Nazha, who had been Xu Feng's assistant for over half a year,

many realized that another girl was about to take off.

That's right, ever since she made a cameo as Karin Kurosaki in the finale of *Bleach*,

Xu Feng started planning to let Guli Nazha begin taking on roles.

After all, the girl had given him her most precious thing for a few months; he couldn't give her zero compensation, right?

Xu Daguanren has his bottom line, okay?

"Sister Nazha, you're going to be famous."

Chen Yao, the former little junior sister of Tang Ren and a legal loli, sat next to Guli Nazha and said sourly.

If she could latch onto Xu Feng's thigh after being an assistant for half a year, why hadn't she thought of that back then?

"Not really, who can say for sure about the future?"