Chapter 504

"Hehe, did Sammo Hung come?"

The reporters at the scene only felt their hands were about to cramp from pressing the shutter.

And as one big shot after another appeared in turn, the shouts of the fans on the periphery never stopped.

"I'm going! Han Han Sanye, Old Mouzi all came! Xu Feng's face is big enough!"

"Nonsense, he lost so much face during the Spring Festival season before, he's just waiting for Xu Feng to come and save the scene."

"Why does Old Mouzi bring Liu Haocun wherever he goes? Could it be his illegitimate daughter?"

"How could an illegitimate daughter have this treatment? I think it should be her biological mother."

When seeing the big shots standing with Xu Feng, many stars in the circle understood that this film of Xu Feng could absolutely not flop.

Big shots in the circle paving the way, CCTV assisting in promotion.

All the buffs are added for you; even if Director Bi came, it would be impossible to flop!

Uh... although he probably won't get this treatment in his life.

"We have to thank you, Third Uncle, for this film being successfully released," Xu Feng sighed: "For not changing the blood to green."

Actually, Xu Feng has always had complaints about the domestic censorship system.

It's no wonder that many films with wild plots, which clearly created a very interesting fantasy world, tell you at the end that it was just a dream of the protagonist.

It really feels like having been screwed by a dog.

When handing in the film, Xu Feng was really a bit afraid that the censorship department would ask him to change some bloody scenes in his film to green.

A film popularizing physiological health, and you make the blood green?

Damn, can that still be watched?

Han Han Sanye said unhappily: "You kid still speaks so unpleasantly."

Seeing Xu Feng talking and laughing with a group of big shots, Da Mimi swallowed her saliva.

If it were before, she would definitely try every means to get close and brush up her presence.

But she knew very well that if she dared to do this, it would only have the opposite effect.

Da Mimi looked around and found a target—Yang Chaoyue!

Xu Feng's third-generation little assistant.

Da Mimi rolled her eyes, calculating that she might as well recruit this girl into her ranks just like she did with Reba.

She could also let her report the latest situation of Xu Feng to her at any time.

Wouldn't that be wonderful?

Yang Chaoyue, who hadn't been out of the village for a year, was shivering behind Xu Feng's butt like a quail, and then she saw a pair of big headlights swaying toward her...

Seeing the faint smile on Da Mimi's face, an instinctive strong ominous premonition surged in the third-generation little assistant's heart.

It was like the feeling of a rabbit being stared at by a fox.

Don't come over!

After satisfyingly intimidating the little assistant, Da Mimi went to find her old acquaintance "Nan Xiang" again.

A lukewarm third-tier little star, actually appearing in two of Xu Feng's works?

And she looks so bitchy; to say she hasn't had anything happen with Xu Feng.

Da Mimi would take off the two balls on her body and let you kick them!

Although Da Mimi felt that Bea Hayden was not a cause for concern, she felt it was still necessary to knock her down a peg.

You are just a high-level toy, I am the real Mrs. Xu!

After Xu Feng finished chatting with the big shots, Yang Chaoyue suddenly pulled his sleeve and whispered: "Boss, Sister Mimi told me to help her keep an eye on you in the future, and notify her once you mess around outside." Xu Feng inexplicably felt it was fun and asked back: "Then why did you tell me?"

"She didn't pay me a salary anyway." Yang Chaoyue raised her little head and said. "Did she not give you other benefits?" Xu Feng was even more curious; Da Mimi shouldn't be this stingy.

"She said she would cover me after I debut in the future, but I don't want to debut, so of course I don't need these benefits~" When saying this, Yang Chaoyue was still a bit proud.

She didn't want to be a star; it's so tiring.

Like now, usually just running errands, keeping accounts, walking the dog, and she can get a five-figure salary, how happy is that?

Xu Feng almost couldn't help but laugh out loud, pinched Yang Chaoyue's fleshy cheeks, and then led the lead group into the venue.

And Yang Chaoyue took a step back with a start.

Thinking to herself, is this perverted boss of mine preparing to make a move on me?

Inside the large cinema hall, the film officially began.

The familiar dragon mark, 2D Film and Television, and the pirate LOGO identical to Xu Feng's previous life's *Weekly Shonen Jump* appeared on the big screen one after another. Finally, there was that line of text that made the audience feel at ease as soon as it appeared: "Screenwriter: Xu Feng, Director: Xu Feng, Starring: Xu Feng."

It felt like the golden combination of Fang Wenshan writing lyrics, Huang Yuxun arranging music, and Jay Chou singing in the Chinese music scene. "Inside the human body, there are about 37.2 trillion cells, and today they are also working energetically."

Accompanied by the voice-over introduction, the screen quickly surged from the outside into a human body, but after passing through a long shot, the inside was a huge city.

"Hello, this is today's 760 oxygen!"

Reba, in a bright red work uniform, appeared first, with a bright and slightly silly smile on her face, handing a package to an object with the word "cell" written on its back.

"Red blood cell, red because it contains a large amount of hemoglobin, transports oxygen and carbon dioxide through blood circulation."

Just seeing this, quite a few audience members were confused.

Soon, accompanied by the appearance of a group of strange-looking monsters, the white blood cell, played by Xu Feng, appeared all in white, holding a dagger and cleanly stabbing into the throats of the monsters.

"Go to hell! You bunch of bastard germs!"

The voice-over introduction sounded again: "White blood cell, neutrophil, the main job is to clear bacteria and viruses and other foreign objects that invade the body from the outside. Neutral cells account for more than half of the white blood cells in the blood."

Seeing this, everyone understood that Xu Feng had anthropomorphized the cells in the human body and was popularizing physiological knowledge to the audience through this form.

And what followed was the story of the confused red blood cell and the cold-on-the-outside-hot-on-the-inside white blood cell teaming up to work.

This combination, which has already become cliché in youth romance dramas, made many old hands at the scene show an auntie smile.

Many audience members who grabbed premiere tickets were looking down at the skin on the back of their hands, secretly complaining in their hearts: "Damn, don't fall in love inside my body."

However, what followed was the birth of a famous scene.

Just on the way white blood cell was escorting red blood cell, the little loli platelet, played by Wang Shengdi, blocked the two of them.

"Sorry, the front is still under construction."

The voice-over also connected and introduced: "Platelet, gathers to block the wound when the blood vessel is damaged, is a type of blood component, smaller than ordinary cells."

"Did something happen?"

Reba bent her waist and asked.

"Very sorry, that that..."

Wang Shengdi first jumped twice, then replied while jumping from side to side: "Because an unexpected situation occurred, the construction progress was delayed..." ===== CHAPTER 506 =====