Chapter 758

Or those who have a particularly distinctive look.

Like Jim Carrey.

However, soon, someone Xu Feng knew came over—Will Shi Misi.

Xu Feng always felt that black people all look the same, but this guy is truly highly recognizable; even someone like Xu Feng who is face-blind to foreigners could recognize him at a glance.

"Mr. Xu, hello, I am Will Shi Misi."

"Hello, Mr. Shi Misi."

Looking at him, Xu Feng noticed his wife Jada Pinkett Shi Misi standing next to him.

It is said that this auntie hooked up with her son's classmate.

Holy crap, 2D fans rejoice!

Xu Feng quite liked watching this type in his past life.

A married woman without children lacks half the flavor.

Just like reading *Detective Conan* fanfiction, Xu Feng likes collecting Eri Kisaki and Yukiko the most.

Even if you don't collect Ran Mouri and Ai Haibara, you must collect Yukiko and Eri Kisaki!

There are also some authors who write about transmigrating to before Ran Mouri and the "roller-coaster" kid were born to collect these two.

But Xu Feng feels that if that were the case, it wouldn't have that flavor.

Emmm... however, returning to reality, Xu Feng doesn't have a single thought in that regard for the auntie in front of him.

Unless you are under junior high school age, it's impossible to have such thoughts about a classmate's mother.

People age, okay?

Do you really think that married women like Eri Kisaki and Yukiko who have a high school kid actually exist in reality?

"Sir, do you like Will Shi Misi?"

Seeing Xu Feng chat a bit more with Will Shi Misi, Timothée couldn't help but ask.

"This year's Oscars will be very interesting."

Xu Feng smiled wickedly.

If he remembers correctly, Will Shi Misi slapping the host seems to be this year.

In his past life, this slap directly made the Oscars, an award that received no attention in the Dragon Kingdom, completely break out of its circle.

Plus he also wanted to stir up trouble.

It can be said that this year's Oscars were fully loaded with elements.

Timothée swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

Because he knows that whenever Xu Feng shows this expression, someone is going to be unlucky.

Sure enough, when the awards ceremony was halfway through.

The host started to tease Jada, and Will Shi Misi in the audience broke his defense and shouted: "Don't use your cheap mouth to talk about my wife!"

For a moment, the whole audience was silent, filled with an atmosphere called "awkwardness."

The camera swept across the faces of Timothée, Garfield, Brother Cheng, and others one by one.

The expressions on everyone's faces were either shocked or at a loss.

Sigh, wait!

There is one more person whose style is wrong.

The cameraman found that this guy Xu Feng was covering his mouth, trying hard not to laugh out loud.

Cough cough, actually it's not that Xu Feng wants to laugh, it's mainly that he really can't understand the brain circuits of these foreigners.

You slept with my wife? It's fine.

You make a joke about my wife? No way!

Is this what they call cultural differences?

Then, it was the classic scene that supported a bunch of Bilibili uploaders in his past life.

And the host who was slapped also immediately smoothed things over, saying in a joking tone: "Wow~ Will Shi Misi slapped me."

"Even if you win an award, the spotlight will be stolen."

Brother Cheng sighed.

Just as Jim Carrey said in his past life.

Will Shi Misi's behavior is unfair to other actors attending the awards ceremony.

Because doing this will directly shift all attention to him.

As for who wins the award and who achieves success, no one cares anymore.

"It's fine, it's fine."

Xu Feng waved his hand to indicate it didn't matter.

He didn't care about this award in the first place, it was just the people back home thinking about letting him vent for Dragon Kingdom movies.

Otherwise, Xu Feng would rather hurry up and go on a roadshow to rake in more money.

Moreover, Xu Feng doesn't think his spotlight will be stolen.

He also left a backup plan.

Now the internet has exploded because of that slap by Will Shi Misi just now.

Just as Brother Cheng said, no one cares who wins what award next.

They only care about Will Shi Misi's gossip, and whether the host will sue him afterwards.

Wouldn't that cost millions or tens of millions of dollars?

Many foreign netizens said that if they could get so much money, never mind a slap, even if you hit my hand until it breaks, it's fine!

Eh?

It feels like Xu Feng has seen this kind of thing in the country, Wang Xiaocong hit someone, and it seems he paid 2.09 million.

After hearing about this, countless netizens in the country begged to be hit.

However, what's even more speechless is that the next day Wang Xiaocong started a live stream to tell the process of this incident, and earned another three million.

Sigh, I can only say that this world is too magical.

Next, the Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film.

The bloated version of Leonardo stood on the stage talking blah blah blah.

Xu Feng, who was enjoying the gossip, had his face instantly darken, as if he was about to hit someone in the next second.

This really wasn't acted out.

Although he doesn't like to hang the word "patriotism" on his lips like Wu Zhanlang.

But he couldn't have a shred of good feeling for a foreigner who deliberately smears the Rabbit.

Immediately, on the big screen, the faces of the directors shortlisted for Best Foreign Language Film were swept across the live broadcast screen under the camera's filming.

Finally, Leonardo announced with a somewhat awkward accent: "Hua... Mulan!" In the distant East, many silly netizens who were still guarding the screen in the early hours of the morning heard what Leonardo shouted, and for a moment, they excitedly raised their arms and cheered.

This is truly winning glory for the country!

According to common sense, at this time Xu Feng should go on stage with a smile, and then say some cliché acceptance speech about thanking this and thanking that.

However, after several seconds, Xu Feng didn't move.

The camera had to turn from the awards stage to Xu Feng.

At this moment, he was sitting with his legs crossed, looking at the stage with an expression of being disgusted.

To be precise, he was looking at Leonardo.

The thunderous applause also gradually subsided, and everyone realized something was wrong.

Many guests' hearts were pounding wildly.

Their eyes couldn't help but sweep across the two guys, Will Shi Misi and Xu Feng.

Damn, it turns out there's more than one person who wants to make big news!?

"Are you guys deliberately disgusting me?"

Xu Feng continued to sit in the chair as if his butt was rooted, raised an eyebrow and asked Superman, who was sitting behind him and had two cooperation experiences.

Superman also remembered at this time, some inappropriate remarks Leonardo made about the Dragon Kingdom on Twitter some time ago.

He smiled bitterly: "Sir, I think this is a misunderstanding, because many media call you the 'Dragon Kingdom's Leonardo', so that's why they asked him to present the award to you, right?"

Xu Feng's face was even more disgusted, "Then these bird people are not just disgusting me, but insulting me."

And at this moment, the organizers who reached the backstage had already exploded.