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Chapter 797

~6 min read 1,030 words

And there are already overwhelming spoilers online.

Many netizens crawled out of bed on Sunday morning, preparing to catch up on the show.

However, as soon as they opened their phones, a bunch of spoilers like "Uchiha Madara displays overwhelming strength", "Popular characters Five Kage may be wiped out", "Naruto series points to the ending, creating a ratings miracle" were pushed to them all at once.

Not to mention opening Douyin, where a bunch of edited versions and marketing account plot explanations were pasted onto their faces in groups.

Forcing these audience members to cancel the push notification functions of these damn apps.

Damn, why is it so hard for me to watch a show?!

After Xu Feng got up the next day, he opened the Bilibili trending list and scrolled for a while.

Although he didn't open his own private account on Bilibili, he would still look at what B-friends were posting from time to time.

Currently, Xu Feng's favorite thing to watch is the ghost-animal video of "Huaqiang Buying Melons"; if nothing else, this is definitely the hottest meme this year. Xu Feng pinched his chin and thought for a moment, then suddenly posted a bullet comment: "Don't let the Melon-flow get more and more arrogant, our Kun-flow is the most awesome." I don't know if Kun-kun will send a lawyer's letter to Bilibili in this life.

If he doesn't send it, this meme might not reach the popularity of his previous life.

Xu Feng felt that if Kun-kun was a coward, or ignored it.

He needed to contact the other party and have him deliberately send a lawyer's letter to replicate the operation from his previous life that put him on the ghost-animal altar.

This way, Xu Feng gets the fun, and Kun-kun gets the traffic.

Everyone has a beautiful future.

Isn't that wonderful?

"Hmm?"

Just as Xu Feng clicked into Bilibili's trending list.

At the top of the list, a middle-aged fat man holding what looked like a medical diagnosis cover attracted his attention.

Title—"I have depression", uploaded three days ago, gained 4 million views, and is still skyrocketing.

"Holy crap, I actually forgot about this thing."

Xu Feng slapped his forehead.

He thought he only let the reviewers watch out for stupid things like "begging for food" and "don't laugh challenges" and not let them pass censorship.

... Seeking flowers...

He actually ignored this classic.

In his previous life, many people thought the classic operation of "depression" turning into "yuyu-zheng" was done by that number one nightmare, Her Highness Qiao Biluo.

Actually, the founding father is this scum on Bilibili.

In his previous life, when Xu Feng first saw this video, he felt it was strange.

You damn well have depression, yet every video you can still smile at the camera like an idiot?

Is the orthodox Jim Carrey on Bilibili?

Xu Feng wanted to give these people two punches when he saw this kind of video.

Damn, don't insult depression, okay?

Real depression patients are made even more depressed by you.

From then on, the Great Yuyu Era began.

If you are in the live streaming circle or the entertainment industry, you'd be embarrassed to mix in this circle if you don't have "yuyu-zheng".

Immediately, Xu Feng called the review department without saying a word.

Telling them to hurry up and ban this scum's account.

Compared to this guy, Xu Feng felt that "begging for food" and "don't laugh" weren't that disgusting anymore...

"Brother Xu Feng, what's wrong with you?"

Maybe it was because Xu Feng's movements were relatively large, Zhao Jinmai, who was lying beside him, also rubbed her eyes and opened her eyes.

0... 0 Xu Feng blinked twice, a thought suddenly popped into his mind, and he said casually: "I have depression."

"Ah!?"

Zhao Jinmai's eyes, which were originally a bit hazy and half-closed, suddenly widened.

She held Xu Feng's face in her hands, worried that she was about to start shedding golden beans.

"How could you get depression? Is the pressure too high recently? Do you want me to..." Xu Feng felt terrible.

Damn, this trick is actually quite useful.

Someone actually believes it.

However, Xu Feng decided not to use this trick to flirt with girls in the future.

It's too low-class.

"Brother Xu Feng, why don't you just not attend the Golden Eagle Awards?" While getting dressed, Zhao Jinmai asked with concern.

Xu Feng's face was full of black lines.

He had explained it to this girl so many times, why didn't she believe him?

It can only be said that it's better not to make such jokes with girls casually in the future.

After being a salted fish for nearly a month, Xu Feng prepared to attend the Golden Eagle Festival Awards Ceremony with the Naruto crew.

Yeah, the three major film and television awards in the Dragon Kingdom: the Feitian Award, the Magnolia Award, and the Golden Eagle Award.

Xu Feng only needs the Golden Eagle Award to achieve a Grand Slam.

To be honest, he doesn't care, but just like the Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film before.

He has no interest in it himself, but his fans really want him to win it.

And winning the award is indeed conducive to improving his status in the circle.

Might as well take it if you can.

However, to be honest, even with the trump card of "Naruto".

Xu Feng didn't have much confidence in this Golden Eagle Award.

Because this year there was a masterpiece, "The Awakening Age".

Holy crap, this is awesome.

Especially for the Dragon Kingdom, that's a super home-field advantage.

Let alone "Naruto", Xu Feng felt that even if "Dragon Ball" came, it wouldn't be able to win.

"Xu Feng! Xu Feng! Xu Feng!"

"Look here! Look here!"

"Mai Mai! I love you!"

"Pupu! Stay away from that scumbag! He's not a good person!"

When Xu Feng led the Naruto starring group to appear, it instantly attracted 99% of the audience's attention.

The fans' cheering at the beginning was quite normal.

But after a while, Xu Feng felt something was wrong.

Are you deliberately looking for trouble, damn it? Maru. ===== CHAPTER 799 =====

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