Chapter 1076: What score will Lu Han give *Shanghai Fortress*?

"Hahaha, I can already imagine that scene at the wedding."

"Brother Yu, were you from the Sichuan Panda Base in your past life? You've stolen all the bamboo shoots on this entire mountain, it's too savage!"

"Wang Mian holding up the sign, funniness: 10%!"

"Kicking Wang Mian over, funniness: 100%!"

"Putting this video on at the wedding, funniness: 100000%!"

"Wang Mian: Didn't I just date three times? How did this make it look like I've been married three times?"

"What? Wang Mian already has three kids?"

"What? Wang Mian has already aborted three kids?"

"Hahahahahaha"

"......"

The current situation is that they have already gotten two questions wrong.

They have only answered one question correctly.

The entire Wuha group took a step back.

They were only four steps away from the sea.

They could even clearly feel the sand by their feet starting to become a bit damp.

The waves kept hitting the shore.

A cold wind blew, making everyone shiver.

"We can't step back any further."

"It's over, it's over."

"It's too close!"

"Director, it seems like the tide."

It had rained all night yesterday.

So the sea breeze at dusk was bone-chilling.

It froze Lu Han so much that his upper and lower teeth were chattering.

He was almost pulling his short sleeves into long sleeves.

Deng Chao and General Fan were also stomping their feet from the cold.

Everyone's face was filled with refusal to jump into the sea.

"Uncle, you go up."

"Alright, let's be more in sync this time, everyone."

Uncle grunted.

He walked quickly toward the chair in front and sat down with his back to them.

"Is everyone ready?"

"Sixth round of the rapport test."

"Fourth question."

"Uncle, what do you do after getting drunk?"

After hearing this question.

Uncle, who had been looking down at the whiteboard, suddenly raised his head, his face full of astonishment.

At least Wang Mian's was a relatively romantic dating question.

How did it become so embarrassing when it got to him?

And the Wuha group behind him also started a heated discussion.

"Is Uncle's drinking habit good?"

"His alcohol tolerance is quite good, but his drinking habit isn't great."

Wang Mian carefully recalled the scene from their last private gathering.

"Uh...."

"He wouldn't pull down his pants and pee or poop in public, would he?"

Lin Yu asked with a serious face.

"Not that far, usually he just kicks trash cans on the street or punches gym equipment in the park when he's drunk."

"That's quite a talent for sports then!"

"......."

Listening to the Wuha group's discussion behind him.

Even though he didn't know what everyone was talking about.

Uncle still felt his ears burning.

It was as uncomfortable as having someone poke his spine behind his back.

"Brother Chao, Lu Han, you guys drink a lot with Uncle, describe it, are there any iconic actions?"

"I'll go first."

Deng Chao spoke first: "Last time I drank with Uncle, after he finished, he just collapsed."

"First he vomited pig kidneys into a plastic bag, then he vomited lamb kidneys into a trash can, and finally he hugged the toilet and vomited donkey kidneys."

"Alright, brother, no need to describe it so vividly."

Lin Yu raised his hand to interrupt.

He felt that through this description,

everyone seemed to be able to smell that fishy stench.

"How old is Uncle, is he already this weak?"

"Hahaha."

"Let me say, when I drank with Uncle before, after he finished, he started running."

"Running? Naked running?"

Lin Yu raised an eyebrow, curious.

What kind of monsters and demons are these, truly bizarre.

"Not naked running, just simply running."

"Maybe it's a hobby?"

Lu Han thought this answer was a bit absurd, but it was the truth.

Fan Zhiyi and Wang Mian also echoed from the side, indicating that Uncle indeed had this habit.

"What kind of logic is this?"

"Is he used to running out on the bill?"

Lin Yu curled his lips.

Although he didn't understand, he expressed understanding.

"Running out on the bill!?"

"Hahahahahaha."

After hearing this, the Wuha group burst into laughter.

"Maybe, after all, he's a rapper, poor and low-quality, so he has to run fast when he skips the bill."

"How about we just merge them?"