Chapter 119: Gone mad
"Me, your Brother Sha."
"Lin Yu, I know you're not asleep yet. Get up and have a couple of drinks with your brother!"
"That bottle of red wine tonight was pretty good!"
Sha Yi was outside the door, wearing pajamas and dragging his slippers, rubbing his eyes in a daze, muttering softly.
He hadn't taken a fancy to anything else, but he had set his heart on the bottle of red wine Lin Yu had brought from the Good Dream Supermarket tonight. He had just slept for a little while, and even in his dreams, he was still obsessing over it!
So, the moment he opened his eyes, he ran to Lin Yu's door to beg for a drink.
???
Drink your mother's ass!
I'm busy as hell here, and you want me to go out and drink with a forty-year-old stubbly old man? Isn't that messed up?
Besides, Cheng Xiao and I already finished that red wine. Where am I supposed to conjure up more for you!?
Thinking of this, Lin Yu's back teeth ached!
And Cheng Xiao, beneath him, was so frightened that her face turned pale. She blushed and hurriedly tidied up her camisole and shorts, not daring to make a sound.
Sigh!
This must be the Bad Luck Sticker taking effect!
Lin Yu sighed silently in his heart.
Not to mention, "Milk Xiao" was actually quite cute shivering in fear right now, just like a startled little kitten.
What a pity!
With Brother Sha here, the little kitten couldn't be startled anymore!
"Brother Sha!"
"I'm drinking here with Brother Kai! What time do you think it is, coming over now?"
Lin Yu feigned confusion, muttering with slurred speech.
Damn!
Where in this room is Zheng Kai!?
Hearing this, Cheng Xiao's eyes widened like copper bells. Isn't this exposing himself?
What if Sha Yi asks Zheng Kai to speak?
Wouldn't the whole thing be exposed!
But the next moment, Cheng Xiao was completely stunned.
Before Sha Yi could even ask, Lin Yu took the initiative to speak up.
"Right! Old Sha, go to my room. On the table, there's the octopus and peanuts left over from the game tonight. I forgot to bring them over as snacks."
Lin Yu activated his god-tier voice mimicry, replicating Zheng Kai's voice vividly.
"Oh! Okay, wait for me."
"I'll be right back."
Sha Yi dragged his slippers, walking with lazy steps, and went to knock on the door of the room across the hall.
"Wow! How did you do that just now?"
Cheng Xiao opened her mouth in disbelief, her eyes filled with astonishment.
"I'll tell you later."
"For now, I need to get you out of here quickly."
"Otherwise, it'll be exposed when Zheng Kai comes out."
Lin Yu didn't have time to explain further, urging her hurriedly.
"But! Won't I be discovered if I go out now?"
Cheng Xiao's face was full of worry and nervousness.
There were bright searchlights in the courtyard, and the two were separated by three or four rooms. How could she walk past without making a sound?
If Sha Yi just turned his head, everything would be exposed!
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"Don't speak!"
"Leave it to me. I'll come find you after they're asleep. Our business isn't over yet."
A wicked smile appeared on Lin Yu's lips as he suddenly stood up and hugged "Milk Xiao."
This bridal carry made "Milk Xiao's" heart flutter once again!
"Whoosh."
Lin Yu opened the door and, without a moment's hesitation, moved with ghost-like speed to send Cheng Xiao back to her room in one go.
"Oh my god! Where did that gust of wind come from?"
Sha Yi rubbed the back of his neck, looked around, and turned his head to check.
Apart from a few tightly closed doors, there was nothing there!
Zheng Kai!
Each homestay room had the guest's nameplate hanging on it, so it was easy to identify. Sha Yi rubbed his butt and, still drowsy, pushed open the door in front of him.
"Bang!"
"Holy crap! Why are you here?"
After pushing the door open, Sha Yi was so startled he shuddered, rubbed his eyes violently, and screamed.
Something's not right!
Shouldn't Zheng Kai be drinking in Lin Yu's room across the hall?
Then who is this in front of me?
The terrifying thought made Sha Yi jump, his sleepiness vanishing instantly, leaving him dumbfounded.
"Duh!"
"This is my room, damn it. Why shouldn't I be here?"
Zheng Kai, wearing a facial mask, looked up at Sha Yi with a bewildered expression and asked back, full of righteous indignation.
This Sha Yi was truly interesting; barging into someone else's room and then asking why they were in their own room—wasn't that asking a question he already knew the answer to?
"Right! Old Sha, what did you come in here for?"
"......"
Three minutes later.
"What octopus, what peanuts?"
"Old Sha, are you hallucinating? If so, hurry up and go to the hospital to get it checked out! You can't delay an illness like that."
"See for yourself, Lin Yu is already asleep."
After Zheng Kai dragged Sha Yi to crouch in front of Lin Yu's door for a while, they indeed heard the steady sound of snoring.
"Could it really be that I was sleepwalking? That shouldn't be!"
Sha Yi slapped his cheeks hard, his face full of confusion and bewilderment.........
After the two of them left, Lin Yu opened his eyes; he had almost failed to hold back his laughter just now.
"Hahaha! These two brothers are quite funny."
Lin Yu was filled with mixed emotions at this moment!
When he had just walked Cheng Xiao back to her room, his reaction speed had been pushed to the limit; Lin Yu even felt as if time had stood still for a split second!
Under the perverted rules of the Running Man production team, he hadn't even been forced to use his full strength, yet Sha Yi had managed to do it! It was just too damn ridiculous!
Fifteen minutes later,
"What? Sister Cheng Xiao, you're leaving already?"
"It's 1 AM now, where are you going?"
Upon hearing Cheng Xiao's explanation, Lin Yu slumped onto the floor.
It turned out that just a moment ago, after returning to her room, Cheng Xiao had received a call from Du Hua, the CEO of Yuehua Entertainment.
The popularity of this episode of Running Man was simply explosive.
Consequently, even Cheng Xiao, as a guest star, had become incredibly famous.
The head office had sent a message directly, ordering Cheng Xiao to fly back to Beijing immediately to review a new contract first thing in the morning!
After congratulating Cheng Xiao on her success and hanging up the phone, Lin Yu instantly felt a sense of inexplicable emptiness.
Awesome!
This Bad Luck Sticker is truly damn awesome!
Next time, I'll get a Peach Blossom Luck Sticker to go against you and see if your bad luck can cut off my romance, or if my romance can suppress your bad luck!
"Ring-a-ling"
Holy crap!
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