Chapter 12: Take Sha Yi to Eat Clams, Drink Beer, and Wash in the Sea! (Seeking Data)
"Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard! Lin Yu is right, I'm a fan now. Current variety shows have scripts that are too stupid. They take sky-high appearance fees and fool the audience; do they have no shame? I like Lin Yu like this, playing for real."
"Too funny! Fan Fan Chengcheng really wanted to take out his phone to record the itinerary just now; that's too silly! I thought Fan Fan Chengcheng was quite smart before, why is he like the village chief's silly son in front of Lin Yu?"
"I've already thought of Fan Fan Chengcheng's next stop: he can fly to Rome Fiumicino Airport, then take the red line subway to the terminal, follow the crowd signs, 15 minutes to St. Peter's Square, queue for an hour, and you can enter St. Peter's Basilica, it's free, inside there is Michelangelo's masterpiece, the sculpture of the Virgin Mary holding Jesus, use a hammer to knock off the Virgin, and you sit up and hold Jesus!"
"Hahahaha, the guy upstairs is awesome, you quit the literary world back then, anyway I refused! It stunned me, @Fan Fan Chengcheng, just follow this route."
"Hearing Lin Yu's words just now, I was also moved. Everyone can think about it, since the existence of the domestic entertainment industry, all artists and stars are selfish. They say it's for the fans but actually do nothing. They should all learn from Lin Yu; to please the audience, he doesn't even care about morality and character. This is the first time I feel this membership is worth it!"
"Suddenly thought, it will be fun later. Big Black Bull, Sha Daddy, Bai Lu, and the others must all think Lin Yu and the others are walking. Just thinking about that scene is exciting. If they knew the follow-up cameramen were Lin Yu and the others, they'd be furious, hahaha, just thinking about it feels super funny."
"Don't say, really don't say, I've already started laughing, this is too exciting. From the beginning, I wanted to go to the restroom, but I've been holding it. Please, Running Man production team, play an ad! There's no pee point in the whole process, do you want to hold me to death?"
"........."
The production team saw this bullet comment immediately.
Or it might have been posted internally by the production team staff.
"Thick Thick Anmuxi."
"......."
The ad came at the right time.
Meanwhile,
The other two teams were also ready to go.
Team B: Elderly Knight Princess Guard Team!
Li Chen and Sha Yi, two old men who added up to nearly a hundred years old, pushed their mountain bikes to the hotel entrance.
"This weather is too hot! Are there any ice sleeves for us?"
Sha Yi complained repeatedly.
They had only just come out of the hotel parking lot, and their foreheads were already covered in sweat.
"This is already good; we still have a mountain bike. Lin Yu's team has to walk five kilometers; just thinking about it is scary."
Li Chen shook his head with a smile, fanning himself with his clothes.
"Deserved."
Wang Wang Churan muttered in a low voice.
A bad-luck Song Song Yuqi, a scumbag Lin Yu, plus a silly Fan Fan Chengcheng—this team is bound to fail today.
On the other side,
The Network Signal Princess Representative Team led by Bai Lu made a shining appearance on electric scooters.
"Why is it called the Network Signal Princess Team?"
Sha Yi asked curiously.
"Hahaha, look."
Bai Lu laughed a few times and had Zhou Shen and Yang Yang line up.
Zhou Shen was on the far left, followed by Bai Lu, then Yang Yang. The heights of these three people presented the shape of a network signal from low to high.
But Zhou Shen and Yang Yang had different expressions.
Zhou Shen's actual height is 161, which is four centimeters shorter than Bai Lu, and he had a bitter face being arranged on the far left.
Looking at Yang Yang's 180 height, Zhou Shen sighed!
Sure enough, human joys and sorrows are not connected!
"Eh! Where is Lin Yu and Song Song Yuqi's team?"
Bai Lu looked around, not finding Lin Yu and the others.
"Probably went to get drinks."
"Hahaha, they are really unlucky! In such hot weather, don't die on the road."
"It's really fate; wealth is in heaven! Let Lin Yu show off on a project, this is karma."
Hearing everyone's gloating, Song Song Yuqi and Fan Fan Chengcheng were trembling with anger.
"What kind of people are they? They don't wish us well."
Song Song Yuqi clenched her small fists, indignant.
"Brother Yu, I was wrong! People's hearts are sinister! I was too naive."
Fan Fan Chengcheng bowed to Lin Yu.
"Be careful later, don't let them find out."
Lin Yu said, adjusting Song Song Yuqi's mask and hat, his vigilance maxed out.
PD Yao: "Whoever reaches the destination first in this mission will have an advantage."
Hearing this,
Everyone stopped watching Lin Yu and the others' jokes and immediately set off on their bicycles and electric scooters.
"Eh! Why do the cameramen have arm sleeves, where are our ice sleeves?"
"Yeah! We're getting old and can't handle the tossing."
Li Chen and Sha Yi muttered to the follow-up cameramen behind them.
"Where is the little brother from?"
"Do you know me? Bai Bai Zhantang, Yingzi's dad."
Sha Yi walked up to Lin Yu and said with a smile.
This scene,
Scared the fully armed Song Song Yuqi and Fan Fan Chengcheng, who subconsciously shrank back, afraid of being recognized by Sha Yi in advance.
PD Yao also looked at Lin Yu with a smile, wanting to see how he would resolve the situation.
"Teacher Sha Yi, of course I know you."
"When you have time, come to our Qingdao, I'll take you to eat clams, drink beer, and wash in the sea."
Lin Yu was unhurried, and during this time, he even gave Sha Yi a close-up shot.
"Qingdao is good!"
"Qingdao girls are really rare."
"Little brother, remember to film me handsomely later, thank you for your hard work."
Sha Yi had traveled north and south for many years and was also eloquent.
But he didn't notice any doubt about the identity of the cameraman in front of him!
End of Chapter
