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Chapter 201

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As the one leading the charge, Shen-shen smiled helplessly.

"Lin Yu, you're back too?"

"Where are the people? Where is the person you brought?"

Bai Lu squinted her eyes and leaned forward, unable to figure it out.

"We will now reveal the males you found in the local mall."

"Is their age sorted from youngest to oldest?"

"First, let's invite number one, Zhou Shen."

The production team also revealed the rules of the game.

Requirement: Males in the local mall, sorted by age from youngest to oldest.

"What I found is a 12-month-old little boy."

(Number one verified)

"Oh my! Then mine must have been too old."

"It's not my fault! There are absolutely no young people in this local specialty area."

Teacher Sha Yi looked around, feeling that things had gone wrong.

The young man in his twenties next to Teacher Sha Yi also felt a bit awkward.

"Here."

"Brother Sha, take this."

At this moment, Lin Yu rummaged through his backpack and directly threw a can of Wangzai Milk over.

What the hell!

Why did he even pull out Wangzai Milk?

Facing everyone's astonishment, Lin Yu pointed to the iron can of Wangzai Milk.

"Isn't there a little boy on this?"

After Lin Yu finished speaking, the camera also zoomed in.

"Look, the packaging of Wangzai Milk is a little boy with a melon-shaped head, staring with big eyes, red cheeks, squinting, wearing an old man's undershirt, and leering with a perverted smile."

Lin Yu held up the Wangzai Milk while demonstrating.

"E-e-e-e! Lin Yu, you really know how to describe things."

Bai Lu burst into goose-like laughter upon hearing this description.

"Hahaha! Lin Yu, you didn't even need to take the bottle out, just saying it was already very vivid."

Yang Ying also couldn't stop giggling.

"Perverted! Lin Yu, if you hadn't said it, I wouldn't have noticed, this melon-headed kid really is perverted!"

Teacher Sha Yi picked up the bottle of Wangzai Milk, examined it up and down, and sighed.

The live stream room also bloomed with laughter.

"Hahahaha! Too vivid, this description directly caused Wangzai Milk's stock price to drop by three levels!"

"Plaintiff: Wangzai Milk, Defendant: Lin Yu."

"Don't say, ever since I heard Lin Yu's introduction, I haven't been able to look directly at the Wangzai Milk boy. Why does it feel like his eyes are full of perversion and lewdness?"

"Hiss! This look and action, plus this weird outfit, don't say, there really is something wrong."

"........"

Director Yao: Verification passed.

"The shelf life of Wangzai Milk is 15 months."

"It's just older than this child."

It... it can pass!

After hesitating for a moment, Director Yao directly raised the 770 sign to indicate that the verification could pass.

After all, the production team had only said that as long as a male was found in the mall, it didn't require it to be a real person or a virtual image.

So, it could be verified and passed.

"Hahaha, amazing."

"Holy crap! Lin Yu, you're good!"

"Yu, thanks to you."

Teacher Sha Yi gratefully stepped forward to shake his hand.

In terms of wit, no one could compare to Lin Yu.

"Good!"

"Then for the third position, Lin Yu, what is your target object?"

After Director Yao finished speaking, everyone looked in Lin Yu's direction.

"Here."

Lin Yu took another can of Wangzai Milk out of his backpack and placed it on the table.

Holy crap!

Seeing this scene, everyone couldn't help but laugh again. How could there be an infinite nesting doll? Lin Yu's operation was too flashy!

Director Yao:???

Are you treating me like a fool?

"Director Yao, it's like this."

"Although it's still him this time, I'm not talking about the production date, but his appearance. Although he's perverted, it's not an exaggeration to say he's around 5 years old, right?"

Lin Yu said calmly and confidently.

"......"

"Verification passed: five years old."

Director Yao gritted his teeth and muttered.

"Hahahahaha."

The whole venue erupted in a roar of laughter.. ===== CHAPTER 202 =====

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