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Chapter 271

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Song Yuqi stretched out her little hand to resist on her little head, her little body almost blown away by the wind.

Oh!

Don't worry about scarcity but about inequality!?

Can't favor one over the other; thinking of this, Lin Yu ran quickly to the other side and started throwing weeds and yellow soil frantically at Song Yuqi's head.

"Pfft pfft pfft! Sister Bai Lu, I have sand and weeds here too, don't come over."

"Lin Yu, how is it on your side?"

Bai Lu and Song Yuqi shouted against the strong wind with eye masks.

"Uh..."

"I have more here."

Lin Yu looked down; there was half a bag of sand, soil, and weeds at his feet; there's nothing wrong with what I said, right!?

"Hahahahaha! Lin Yu is too cheap."

"How can you chase people and throw sand!"

"Pfft! I feel like Lin Yu is Nezha the Third Prince, the Calabash Brothers; who can do this as an adult!"

"Lin Yu: Nonsense! I'm the one throwing the sand, and you're asking me if it's a lot?"

"Song Yuqi: Why did it come so fast! The sand came too fast, like a tornado."

"Hahaha! It killed me with laughter; I'm already looking forward to the moment when Bai Lu and Yuqi take off their eye masks and jump with anger."

"........."

Watching Lin Yu still tirelessly throwing sand, Yao PD and Zhou Shen couldn't hold it anymore and laughed out loud.

When it comes to pranks, it has to be Lin Yu; he looks harmless, but he does wicked things every day!

"Damn! I was almost blown away just now."

Bai Lu patted her chest with lingering fear.

"Yeah! The wind is too strong, I also feel like I'm going to be blown away."

Song Yuqi breathed a sigh of relief, her little face resentful.

"The production team wouldn't have sent us to Xiaomi, right?"

Sitting on the Wuling-brand "helicopter," Lin Yu panted heavily and said in a condensed voice.

"Why is it Xiaomi?"

"Yeah! What does this have to do with Xiaomi?"

Bai Lu and Song Yuqi, wearing eye masks, were full of question marks on their little heads.

"Because Xiaomi's Lei Zong said, standing in the wind, even pigs can fly."

"Get out! You're the pig."

"What time is it, and you're still telling this cold joke; aren't you afraid of freezing the three of us to death?"

Bai Lu and Song Yuqi curled their lips and scolded angrily.

"Then where are we?"

Lin Yu feigned panic and asked curiously.

"The propeller noise of strong wind,"

"Plus the closed and narrow space,"

"We are very likely on a helicopter."

Bai Lu pursed her lips, lost in thought.

"That's right! I've taken it before, it's this feeling."

Song Yuqi nodded in agreement.

"Ah! No way? How can we be on a helicopter?"

Lin Yu's eyebrows spread, and he asked suspiciously with ups and downs.

"Definitely."

"That's right! I dare to be 100% sure that this is on a helicopter."

Hearing the determined tone of the two girls, Lin Yu curled his lips and secretly laughed.

Hooked!

Isn't this starting to create a world?

Seeing this scene, the barrage in the live broadcast room exploded.

"Holy crap! So that's what Lin Yu meant; if he said directly that this is on a helicopter, then Bai Lu and Song Yuqi, relying on women's intuition, would first react with rebuttal and suspicion; on the contrary, after guidance, letting Bai Lu and Yuqi determine the result themselves, they don't rebut."

"Damn! There is a kind of high-level psychological game; if I watch variety shows like this, I can temporarily take my brain out of the water tank."

"Oh! Good-looking, this is too exciting; reverse guidance, this is a high-end game!"

"Can draw inferences from one instance; if your girlfriend doesn't let you stay up all night with your brothers, can you stick to your girlfriend and let her be annoyed enough to drive you out? It looks like you want to get close, but actually you want to escape."

"Congratulations, brother, you have successfully realized the Tao! Perfectly understood the lecture content of Mentor Lin Yu!"

"I feel like I've really opened up after being said by Lin Yu; many things are best done in reverse when dealing with girls; maybe there will be miraculous effects."

"........."

Yao PD and Zhou Shen looked at the monitor, both showing a sudden realization.

So that's what Lin Yu meant!

To deal with girls, you have to use their sixth sense!

Girls will only believe the facts they have discovered and will only believe the world they have created!

Both of them recalled what Lin Yu said just now, and now it seems to be slowly coming true!

Don't say, don't say.

This wonderful method is really breaking the routine, whimsical but fitting the reality!

"Welcome to Lin Ji General Aviation Flight 7075."

"I am the captain."

On the cockpit seat, the sonorous and powerful voice came out again.

After hearing this, Bai Lu and Song Yuqi were stunned, their brows slightly frowned, and they began to suspect in their hearts.

After all, this is a variety show, not saying whatever you want! You must question the identity of this captain.

Seeing this expression of Bai Lu and Song Yuqi,

Yao PD was stunned; just like Lin Yu said, these two meticulous girls have already begun to suspect.

What to do?

Why don't you just take off the eye mask!

Lin Yu's previous incident has already made the Running Man production team embarrassed enough; no one can stand it if it happens again!

"Damn! Looking at Bai Lu and Yuqi's expressions, they have already started to suspect; it's just as Lin Yu expected, women's sixth sense is too terrible."

"Already started to get nervous; this is just like my girlfriend asking me where I went last night, exactly the same!"

"I'll probably interrogate the captain soon, word by word, deliberating and analyzing; I'm too familiar with this picture!"

"......"

However, the next moment, a scene that no one expected happened.

"Captain my ass, I'm a duck's palm!"

"Tell you the truth,"

"I'm your father!"

Lin Yu didn't give Bai Lu and Song Yuqi any time to analyze and think, and directly retorted...........

"......."

The captain's mouth twitched: The lines we practiced didn't have these few sentences, right!?

"Liar! Yao PD is stingy, he definitely can't invite real flight crew."

"Everyone stop thinking, helicopter my ass!? This is probably a van."

"We've all been tricked by the production team."

Lin Yu was righteous and spoke with certainty.

After hearing this,

The Running Man production team and Yao PD were dumbfounded.

Crazy! Why did you start exposing yourself before they found out???

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