Chapter 274
"Bird flock ahead, emergency evasion."
"Emergency evasion."
What?
Bai Lu and Song Yuqi, who were still shaken,
stiffened upon hearing the pilot's words.
Damn! Did something happen?
A helicopter hitting a flock of birds is no small matter!
You have to know, there have been many incidents of planes crashing because of bird flocks.
When a plane is flying at high speed, the impact of a single small bird is no less than a bullet from a sniper rifle!
There are also many accidents where the flock gets sucked into the propeller, causing the engine to stall!
"Uh...."
Bai Lu bit her lip hard. You could see she was pale, devoid of color, and her whole body was trembling slightly.
"Don't be afraid! Don't be afraid."
"Song Yuqi, you're blessed and lucky."
Lin Yu:???
How does this girl Song Yuqi have the ability to self-hypnotize?
This is too cute!
"Right, Captain!"
"If an accident happens, where should I put my ID card so it's easier to identify?"
"Can I hold it in my mouth?"
Lin Yu asked with a straight face, which startled Bai Lu and Song Yuqi next to him.
They hadn't even considered this question yet.
They didn't expect Lin Yu to have thought so far ahead.
Yeah!
Where would it be easier to identify an ID card?
"???"
"Lin Yu, are you sick in the head?!"
"Don't interfere with the pilot's operation, shut up!"
Song Yuqi and Bai Lu were already on edge; they couldn't even react to Lin Yu's words for a moment.
Why would we need to identify ourselves? Lin Yu, can you stop being such a harbinger of doom and say something nice!
Director Yao: Hahaha, what kind of crazy talk is this!
Zhou Shen: I was actually a bit nervous, but Lin Yu's words made me laugh.
"Hahahaha! Lin Yu is too wicked! He dares to say anything! If I were on a plane and heard that, I don't think I'd be able to close my eyes even if I died."
"Don't worry, I studied forensic medicine before. In this situation, as long as you don't explode in mid-air and vaporize completely, as long as there's a shred of bone or flesh left, they can trace your ancestors back eighteen generations."
"Uh..... gained some strange knowledge again."
"........"
On camera.
The pilot made a sharp left turn, followed by a right turn, and the "helicopter" jolted violently a few times.
"Successfully avoided the bird flock."
"Reporting to the tower, successfully avoided the bird flock."
The pilot almost couldn't hold back his laughter. He'd been a pilot for over a decade and had never taken on such an absurd, ridiculous mission!
A Boeing 747 turned into a Wuling Hongguang S1!
Hearing the pilot's words again, Bai Lu and Song Yuqi finally let out a sigh of relief.
"I can't take it! This is too scary. Take off my blindfold, I want to see what's going on."
"Yes, yes! Wearing this blindfold is too scary, take it off for us."
Bai Lu and Song Yuqi then realized that not only had they been strapped in with seatbelts, but their arms had been tied up too, and they couldn't break free at all.
"OK!"
Seeing the timing was right,
Lin Yu waved his hand out the window.
The staff member smiled knowingly, nodded, and immediately lit a piece of plastic rubber, holding it against the window crack.
"What is... that smell?"
Song Yuqi wrinkled her little nose. After catching a whiff of something strange, her expression immediately tightened, and she panicked.
"It seems like something is burning."
"Lin Yu, did you smell it?"
Bai Lu frowned, her face instantly turning pale with fright.
At an altitude of thousands of meters, smelling a burning odor on a helicopter—the result was self-evident.
The bird flock!
It must have been the bird flock from earlier that caused the helicopter engine to malfunction.
Bai Lu and Song Yuqi both made this connection. It was perfectly logical: they had just narrowly escaped a bird flock and immediately smelled a pungent burning odor. It had to be related.
"I smelled it....."
You want to know what's burning?
Hehe!
Of course, it's me heating up!
Lin Yu had suggested to the production team earlier that a skydiving mission wouldn't be as interesting as an accident!
If they had followed the original pace, Bai Lu and Song Yuqi definitely wouldn't have believed such an absurd thing could happen. But after being guided by Lin Yu step by step, their subconscious minds now fully believed they were on a plane thousands of meters in the air, in danger, and trapped in a desperate situation!
"Tower, this is Flight 7075."
"Altitude 3000 meters."
"Arrived at designated airspace."
"Engine malfunction detected."
"Please advise."
Although the pilot was calm, you could clearly feel the urgency and slight unease in his tone.
Of course, this was all according to Lin Yu's request, cooperating with the performance.
"....."
Not bad!
Lin Yu took a moment to smile and give the pilot a thumbs-up, indicating his approval of the acting and the lines.
Even this pilot's acting could beat many of those young idols who just know how to make faces.
Engine malfunction!!!
"Ah! What do we do?!"
"Sob sob sob."
Bai Lu and Song Yuqi couldn't hold it together anymore.
After all, they were just girls in their twenties. Even though their emotional and intellectual intelligence were online, facing life and death, they were still scared. Their inner defenses began to collapse, and their blindfolds were almost soaked through with tears!
Fans of Song Yuqi and Bai Lu in the live stream saw this and immediately went off.
"Damn! Lin Yu, are you even human? My wife Bai Lu is almost crying. You can have a show effect, but can you not be so excessive? Report! Must report Blue TV!"
"I knew Blue TV didn't care about consequences when making variety shows, but I didn't expect them to make my wife Yuqi cry just for ratings. I can only say this won't last long; those who do evil will eventually destroy themselves!"
"And this Lin Yu, is he a psychopath? What kind of skill is it to bully girls? It's getting more disgusting the more I watch; it's an eyesore!"
"You guys are really worrying about nothing! How much do you earn a month? You're worrying about these stars who make millions a year. They're just making a show to earn money. I actually think this kind of reality show is quite good. There's no real danger. If you can't handle it psychologically, just roll away and watch some brain-dead romance drama!"
"Wife this, wife that! It's hard enough to find a partner in real life, do Bai Lu and Song Yuqi need you guys to defend them? The emperor isn't worried, but the eunuch is dying of anxiety! ~"
"What right do you have to laugh while bashing Lin Yu? You really have no shame. Spreading your legs and still wanting a chastity archway—who gave you the courage?"
"Damn! I've never seen fans of anyone roast people this hard! These must be Lin Yu's die-hard fans."
"........"
End of Chapter
