Chapter 280
"The boys are divided into two teams; one team is responsible for collecting food."
"The other team is responsible for finding a habitat and making a fire."
"On this humid desert island, a fire source is very important."
"......"
After Lin Yu's rapid-fire instructions were given, the entire Running Man team suddenly had the confidence to survive.
Everyone, who was still gloomy and panicked just a moment ago, suddenly got energized and had a goal.
Director Yao: Damn! This kid is a natural leader! This arrangement is orderly and well-organized.
Seeing this in the live stream, people also started discussing it.
"Lin Yu's opening is quite good. In a special environment like a desert island jungle, food and shelter are really very important."
"And Lin Yu is very good at using people. Considering the danger for girls to go to reefs and dense forests, he arranged for them to dig sand first. Although men and women are equal, it's undeniable that boys have a clear advantage in reaction and physical strength."
"Hahaha! Reminds me of that meme from Yixing: if you can't lead a team, you'll just be tired to death."
"How important is a good leader! Unlike our company supervisor, who can only talk nonsense and draw big cakes, and can't do anything else. Working under a two-brained leader is really worse than death."
"......."
"Beep beep beep."
???
There's even a broadcast on this island!
The Running Man team looked up and found that the production team was actually using drones to observe everyone's every move and issued real-time voice announcements.
"Running Man members! When you were being surveyed by the production team before,"
"each of you said one thing you wanted most on the desert island."
"Now this thing is under the sand marked with R."
After hearing the broadcast from the drone,
the Running Man team's eyes flashed with a glimmer of light.
"Come, everyone, say what you chose at the time?"
Yang Ying reacted first and asked.
"Right! Everyone say what you want to bring, and see if there's anything we can use now."
"We have to dig it out quickly!"
"Dig quickly! Anything on this desert island will definitely be useful."
"......"
Soon, 8 boxes were dug out by everyone working together.
"Brother Sha, you show us first."
"I... this?"
Teacher Sha Yi looked at the items in the box and pursed his lips in embarrassment.
"What is it?"
"Brother Sha, say it!"
This coy scene made the Running Man team curious; they wanted to see what kind of shameful thing was in Teacher Sha Yi's box.
"It's nothing! Just a pair of disposable underwear."
"I didn't expect them to really bring it to the desert island for us!?"
After Teacher Sha Yi said this, he still somewhat aggrievedly took out the underwear and showed it to everyone.
"Ah? Brother Sha, why did you take underwear?"
"I'm done! The first quota was wasted like this..."
"Brother Sha, I just saw your past life karma!"
Lin Yu stood up abruptly, widened his eyes, and said solemnly.
"???"
Hearing this, everyone pricked up their ears.
Damn!
Do people really have past and present lives?
If someone else said this, you could not believe it.
But Lin Yu's words were worth listening to.
After all, Lin Yu is also an old veteran of being a charlatan!
Director Yao saw this and his sphincter tightened.
He secretly prayed, don't say anything about feudal superstition! If he says this, the live stream will likely be dead. I should have reminded Lin Yu. It's over, I'm afraid there will be a big accident!
The production team staff on the scene were all stunned and somewhat panicked!
"My past life karma?"
Teacher Sha Yi scratched his head and hurriedly put down the underwear in his hand.
This topic was quite attractive.
Teacher Sha Yi had a period before where he often went to temples to burn incense and worship Buddha, and he was also very interested in karma.
"Hmm."
"Brother Sha! I discovered that underwear must have saved your life in your past life!"
"Otherwise, why would you want to bring it no matter when."
Lin Yu said word by word, very firmly.
Teacher Sha Yi: "....." (You damn)
Director Yao: Hahaha!
Running Man production team: Laughing!
"Hahahaha! So that's the past life karma! I feel like it's really possible; Lin Yu, what you said makes a lot of sense."
Song Yuqi raised her hands and giggled in agreement.
"Goose goose goose goose."
"Lin Yu, you might as well just say Brother Sha was a pair of underwear in his past life!"
Bai Lu also covered her stomach, laughing so hard she couldn't hold herself back.
Lin Yu's words instantly brought everyone back to the task point on the fifth floor of Yanji West Market yesterday.
The moment Brother Sha compared the exquisiteness of underwear, history always repeats itself surprisingly. I didn't expect that even after running to the desert island, Teacher Sha Yi was still thinking about underwear!
"Uh... I."
Teacher Sha Yi was a bit flushed. Indeed, this thing on the desert island was somewhat indecent and cumbersome.
"It's okay! Brother Sha, I'll help you utilize it later; it definitely won't make you embarrassed."
Lin Yu patted his chest and said confidently.
Uh.
But isn't it already embarrassing enough now?
"Hahahaha! Dying of laughter, I seriously picked up my phone and listened carefully. So that's the past and present life! Lin Yu is really going to laugh people to death."
"Pfft! Lin Yu has always been sarcastic; an old sarcastic person! Why would Brother Sha want underwear? And disposable underwear at that. I feel a bit embarrassed for Brother Teacher Sha Yi. No wonder he was too embarrassed to take it out."
"The embarrassment of digging the floor with his toes, and being seen by top beauties like Bai Lu, Yuqi, and Yang Ying. I wonder what the area of Teacher Sha Yi's inner shadow is now."
"If a goddess saw me holding underwear, I probably wouldn't be able to face anyone for the rest of my life."
"Hahaha! Lin Yu's mouth is as saucy as ever. Underwear saved Brother Sha's life in his past life—it made me laugh so hard my snot bubbles popped out."
"........"
Next,
when Song Yuqi took out the box, she was stunned herself and had completely forgotten what she wrote on the questionnaire the day before.
"Mine is...."
"A selfie stick?!"
When they saw Song Yuqi take the retractable selfie stick out of the box.
Everyone's expression darkened again.
What are you doing?
Although the scenery on this island is beautiful, there isn't even a mobile phone, so what's the use of this selfie stick?
End of Chapter
