Chapter 293

"Hahaha! I thought it was a hero saving the beauty, but I didn't expect Lin Yu to weld the love line shut! It really cracked me up."

"What do you know? Lin Yu is on the fifth floor; as the saying goes, wise men don't enter the river of love, adults just get foot massages!"

"Pfft! This is perfect; now no one will fight me for wife Yuqi!"

"Brother! Can we be a bit more sober? If I didn't have diabetes, I'd definitely wake you up with a spray."

"Hahaha! Is he afraid she'll get a taste of the sweetness!"

"I'll do it! My urine is sour and bitter, perfect for curing this kind of wishful thinking!"

"Uh... brother, you're awesome, that flavor is really specific."

"......"

On camera.

"Congratulations to everyone for successfully drinking the shaved ice made with salt water."