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Chapter 33: Is the King fond of Pinduoduo, gathering people here? (Seeking data)

~6 min read 1,004 words

Guizhou Qinhan Film and Television City.

By the time Lin Yu arrived at the hotel,

everyone had been chatting for a long time.

After meeting the guests for this episode, Zhang Zhang Ruonan and Hou Hou Minghao, they returned to their rooms to rest.

[Ding]

[Attention Seeker System Panel opened]

Name: Lin Yu

Age: 20

Strength: 50 (Max 100)

Stamina: 100 (Maxed)

Speed: 64 (Max 100)

Acting: Level 3 (Maxed)

Singing: Level 0

Martial Arts: Horse Stance (Basic) Progress 30%

[Note: Only when Horse Stance reaches 100% can the secret manual be triggered.]

Oh?

This is quite realistic; without a solid foundation, even with a secret manual, it’s just a show.

A quiet night.

The next day, the guests arrived early at their respective makeup rooms to get their hair and makeup done.

When they came out of the makeup room, looking at each other’s ancient costumes and brocade robes, the recording scene was filled with screams and praise.

The background story for this episode was exactly "Jing Ke Assassinating the King of Qin," so the guests’ makeup and costumes were luxurious, full of Pre-Qin style.

A critical hit right from the start!

Under the lens, the first thing that came into view was a plain-clothed groom leading two tall horses, followed by a brown canopy and a carriage slowly driving into the city, instantly immersing everyone.

Inside the city, the hawkers along the street, the shouting and calling, one after another—a bustling and prosperous scene.

"Ah~"

From inside the carriage, a series of trembling sounds came.

"What kind of carriage is this?"

Sha Yi’s voice-over sounded.

"This carriage is amazing, even our 'wow' is a wavy line."

Zhou Shen sighed, complaining about the bumpiness of the carriage.

"Oh! My ponytail is crooked."

Bai Lu laughed, holding her hairpin; she was about to be shaken stupid.

Not to mention the guests, even the footage inside the carriage was shaken to a blur.

Finally, after the carriage shook to the city gate, it slowly stopped.

"Oh my, oh my."

Zheng Kai, who had returned to *Keep Running*, held onto the carriage and slowly shook his way down.

"After riding this carriage, my cervical spondylosis is cured."

Li Chen held his neck, looking pained.

"Has anyone considered people with motion sickness? I’m now motion-sick just looking at this carriage."

Fan Fan Chengcheng looked dazed.

"Wow, I’m shaken numb."

Zhou Shen grimaced and shook his wrists.

"Ugh."

Bai Lu was even more exaggerated, swaying and dry-heaving.

"Ugh."

Song Song Yuqi was the same, holding her forehead with a pale face.

"Sorry, my wife and concubine are making a fool of themselves."

Lin Yu, dressed in black dragon-patterned robes, jumped down and bowed.

"Get lost, who is your wife?"

Bai Lu frowned and shouted loudly.

"Pfft, who is your concubine?"

Song Song Yuqi widened her beautiful eyes, rolled them, and hummed.

"Hahaha! The opening is already an argument, full of gunpowder."

Being joked with by Lin Yu, everyone’s pain from motion sickness was swept away.

The live broadcast room also boiled over.

"Wow, Bai Lu’s dark blue cloak is so cool! So detailed, she even has jade pendants and tassels on her waist."

"Sister Song Yuqi has a really good figure, she can perfectly pull off anything she wears."

"Hahaha! Why does Brother Sha look like a wealthy landlord? This outfit clearly shows he’s the richest one inside."

"Pfft, 'wife and concubine'! Lin Yu knows his titles."

"Hiss! Lin Yu is speechless; this is the real male lead from a costume drama! Welcome, Your Highness."

"Welcome, Your Highness."

"Welcome, Your Highness."

"........."

In front of the city gate, all the guests lined up.

"Greetings, my lords."

The etiquette officer arranged by the program team stepped forward from the side and bowed.

"Two more lords are coming today."

As soon as he finished speaking, another carriage slowly drove up.

Zhang Zhang Ruonan and Hou Hou Minghao got off the carriage and met everyone.

"Among the crowd, there is an envoy coming to the palace to present treasures to the King."

"Therefore, a banquet is specially set for tonight, and we will treat you with the Nine-Guest Etiquette as an exception."

"However, not long ago, we caught an assassin."

Hearing this, everyone present moved.

"This assassin intended to assassinate the King. Through interrogation, we learned that there is another assassin among you."

The etiquette officer said truthfully.

Immediately after, two guards in red armor escorted an assassin dressed in black night-walking clothes into the arena.

"Coming out in such obvious clothes, isn't this just walking into a trap? He might as well have written the word 'assassin' on his face."

Lin Yu spoke up suddenly.

As soon as this was said, everyone broke character and burst into laughter.

The outfit of this night-walking suit was indeed too obvious; being described by Lin Yu, the assassin seemed even more incompetent and brainless.

"This is the ninety-ninth assassin we have caught this month." ===== CHAPTER 76 =====

The etiquette officer said with a straight face.

"Three or four a day, the security isn't very good."

Sha Yi said, laughing and crying.

"I think the King is addicted!"

Li Chen spread his hands.

"Holy crap! Ninety-nine assassins a month."

"Is the King fond of Pinduoduo, gathering people here with assassins?"

Lin Yu smiled, speaking with a double entendre.

Song Song Yuqi "???"

"Hahaha, so that’s how you gather people! Your 'people' are 'real' heads."

Zhou Shen was the first to react, clutching his stomach and laughing.

"Goose, goose, goose! The assassin helps you cut a price, and you cut the assassin too."

Bai Lu let out her classic goose laugh, unable to stop for a long time.

"Knowing the King so well, Lin Yu, you must be the assassin."

Sha Yi followed up with a grin.

Once "Pinduoduo assassin" came out, the live broadcast room was also full of laughter.

..................................................................................................................ps: I hope the big bosses can give some flowers and votes to support me, thank you very much! ===== CHAPTER 77 =====

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