Chapter 33

"It's mainly because Lin Yu is too good at drawing aggro! From the wake-up call at the very beginning to the later rope-skipping show-off, Lin Yu has taken up basically seventy percent of the screen time. Who could be happy with that? Especially Yang Yang and Wang Churan, who didn't have much screen time to begin with; seeing Lin Yu hog the spotlight like this, they must be going crazy with anger."

"What can they do about it? It's not like Lin Yu forced his way into the spotlight. He's talented and knows how to create content, so naturally, he gets more screen time. Not to mention, Bai Lu was even able to try the acupressure mat! If this young lady Wang Churan can't even find a sense of participation in a game, can she really blame others?"

"Just thinking about it makes me sweat for Lin Yu's team! The preview said there's a name-tag ripping finale to decide the winner! Li Chen, Teacher Sha Yi, and Yang Yang are all tough guys. Zhou Shen might be physically weaker, but he can definitely handle the younger brother Fan Chengcheng."

"Forget about the final name-tag ripping; with these two teams allied against Lin Yu, I doubt they'll even make it through the first few rounds! Poor Lin Yu, Song Yuqi, and Fan Chengcheng—what are they going to do?"

"........."

From the resort hotel to the snack street.

The five-kilometer journey was nearing its end.

Although the two teams were allied, they were also secretly competing in a heated struggle.

"Pedal faster, Old Sha! Didn't Director Xixi just say that the first to reach the task location gets an advantage?"

Li Chen was sweating profusely as he rode his mountain bike, pedaling so hard it felt like his feet were smoking. He rode side-by-side with Bai Lu's little electric scooter, not falling behind in the slightest.

This was another one of the production team's dirty tricks; the electric scooters all had less than half a charge and were slightly faulty. They never intended for Bai Lu's team to arrive easily.

"Hey! I want to go fast too! I can't pedal anymore!"

"Huff, puff."

Teacher Sha Yi was wearing his blue team uniform. Under the scorching sun, his chest and back were completely soaked through.

He was already at the end of his rope.

"Shen Shen! Why don't you ride this bike for a while?"

Teacher Sha Yi asked for help, looking pitiful.

"I want to, but my legs are too short to ride this kind of mountain bike!"

Zhou Shen rolled his eyes, pretending to be in a difficult spot.

He twisted the throttle of the little electric scooter hard.

In this hot weather! There was no way to switch; riding the bike made his feet tired, and riding the scooter made his hands sore!

"Ah! It's so hot! Hu hu hu!"

Bai Lu was also complaining incessantly. Her makeup was completely ruined, and she looked utterly disheveled, as if she had just been trampled on.

"Sister! Do you have a hair tie? Give me one!"

It was a good thing Yang Yang gave his electric scooter to Wang Churan and rode the "simp" mountain bike himself, otherwise, Wang Churan's fate would have been even worse.

"Sigh."

Yang Yang also let out a deep sigh. He was already called the "King of Grease," and now, looking like this, drenched in sweat, he was definitely going to be turned into a meme.

From a distance, the six of them looked like famine refugees, utterly miserable.

"Hu! Everyone, keep it up!"

"In this thirty-eight-degree weather, Lin Yu and his team have to walk every step of the way! Compared to them, we're doing just fine."

"That's right! If we're struggling this much on bikes, Lin Yu and the others must be even more exhausted. They're probably collapsed from heatstroke by now. Who knows how miserable they are!"

"Hehe! To be honest, whenever I think of Lin Yu's team, I feel much more balanced."

"........"

But at this moment, on the pickup truck just a few meters away from the riders.

A luxurious sunshade had already been set up.

After swapping shifts with the cameraman, the three of them—Lin Yu and his team—were just slacking off, lying on the truck to take a nap.

The sun was warm, and the breeze was just right.

"Brother, how's this pressure?"

Fan Chengcheng held a small fan in one hand, swaying it back and forth from time to time, while massaging Lin Yu's shoulders with the other, looking sycophantic.

"Lin Yu, come on, open your mouth."

Song Yuqi used a toothpick to spear a piece of chilled watermelon and fed it into Lin Yu's mouth.

She didn't forget to wipe Lin Yu's mouth with a tissue.

Both of them were very sensible; all of this was thanks to Lin Yu, so naturally, they had to serve him well.

The live stream was stunned by this scene.

"My god! Is this still a variety show? It feels like Lin Yu and his team are filming 'Back to Field,' while the other six are in 'All Out of Action'! Hahahaha, it's killing me!"

"If people watch the replay at home, won't they get heart disease from anger? Teacher Sha Yi: We're here risking our lives pedaling bikes, and you're up there catching a breeze, getting a massage, eating melon, and flirting with girls?!"

"Ahhhhh! I'm so jealous of Lin Yu! I want Yuqi to feed me melon, and I want Fan Chengcheng to massage me. This is clearly a miserable job, how did Lin Yu turn it into being the winner of life?"

On the pickup truck,

Lin Yu yawned, glanced back at the miserable, crumbling team behind the truck, and smiled indifferently.

"Brother Chen, it's so hot, come have a bottle of water."

Lin Yu stood up, waved at Li Chen, and asked with warm concern.

"Thanks, brother."

"We're in a hurry, we have a task."

Seeing it was the cameraman from before, Li Chen bit the bullet, squeezed out a smile, nodded, then puffed out his cheeks, gritted his teeth, pedaled hard, and caught up to the electric scooter in front.

"Sigh."

"People!"

"We spend our whole lives busy, and we don't even know what we're busy for."

"Driver, speed up."

Lin Yu shook his head with a bitter smile and waved casually at the pickup driver.

"Wow."

This guy is so handsome!

Seeing Lin Yu suddenly look so serious, Song Yuqi was dazed.

This soul-piercing, charmingly decadent remark went straight into Song Yuqi's heart.

The barrage in the live stream froze for a moment.

Then, the entire screen was filled with exclamation marks!

"Holy crap! I wanted to laugh, but I can't. Lin Yu is truly clear-headed! These words are so satirical. After hearing them, I'm starting to doubt my own life."

"What? I just went to the bathroom, and when I came back, you're telling me this variety show has been elevated!"

"Oh my god! This is the essence of society, isn't it? What some people fight for with all their might is just a matter of a single sentence for others. Background doesn't determine fate; how you choose is the key to life! Is Lin Yu a philosopher? Mom, I think I've grown a brain!"

"Damn! I have to use my brain to watch a variety show! What Lin Yu said made me enlightened instantly. What are we busy with in this life? Seeing the 'Big Black Bull' working so hard, I'm dazed. The destination is Rome; some people are pedaling, and some are sitting in a pickup!"

"......."

Lin Yu picked up the production team's walkie-talkie, the corners of his mouth curling up slightly.

【Start the prank!】

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