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Chapter 343

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The production team also burst into laughter.

Director Yao: Holy crap! You guys still have the nerve to laugh; isn't Lin Yu's remark also pointing out that the production team has no brains?

"Say it again! Say it again! I am our hard-to-get opera troupe..."

Zheng Kai had a trace of embarrassment on his face and corrected it hurriedly.

"What opera troupe? We are an opera troupe, okay?"

Li Chen patted his forehead and was completely speechless.

Why is Zheng Kai so confused early in the morning? Did he masturbate too hard?

"I am Zheng Kai, the tenor lead of our hard-to-get opera troupe."

After Zheng Kai finished speaking,

Lin Yu and Zhou Shen looked at each other and immediately chimed in.

"That's right! Our Mr. Zheng is a very famous performing artist in our opera troupe and has performed many plays."

"I just came from the *Magic Flute* set, pfft, that concert scene..."

Zheng Kai's eyes were blurry and tipsy, and he hurriedly changed his words.

Last night, Zheng Kai went to a bar to play too late; since he finally came out, he definitely had to play a little longer behind his wife Miao Miao's back!

"Why don't you demonstrate it for us?"

Director Yao also played the original sound of *The Magic Flute* at the right time; it was a very high-pitched, super-high-pitched bel canto melody.

"That's it!"

Zheng Kai snapped his fingers and said leisurely.

"I've heard Kai Ge sing it; it's exactly the same."

"You can say that if the original singer heard it, they would have to pack their bags and go home to farm."

Lin Yu and Zhou Shen directly praised Zheng Kai to the sky.

Being said so by Lin Yu and Zhou Shen, everyone looked at Zheng Kai with burning eyes, looking forward to how he would perform this classic work, *The Magic Flute*.

"Here it comes."

"E~ E~ E~"

Zheng Kai was not professionally trained in music after all, and his throat couldn't open up for a while.

He struggled and only managed to squeeze out three "E" sounds.

"Curved neck towards the sky singing."

"White feathers floating on green water."

"....."

"Kai Ge, is that what you mean?"

Lin Yu was very serious and cooperated on the side.

"Hahahaha!"

"Pfft! Lin Yu, do you have to be so sleazy?"

"Let Kai Ge sing properly!"

"Ehehehehe"

Bai Lu made a demonic goose-calling sound on the side.

This made Zheng Kai even less able to sing, and his face was covered with a trace of embarrassed crimson.

【Emotion value +1+1+1】

"Ehehehehehe!"

"Hahaha!"

Hearing Zheng Kai make this sound, Zhou Shen couldn't help but laugh out loud on the side.

"Is Kai Ge's goose in heat?"

Lin Yu pretended to be nervous and stepped forward to touch Zheng Kai's little belly.

"Screw you! You're the one in heat."

"This song is clearly sung like this, okay?"

Zheng Kai didn't explain, but after he explained, the whole audience burst into laughter again.

Even the production team staff laughed until they couldn't stop.

"Hahaha! I think Kai Ge, you should be in the Four Little Swans team; your goose call is too standard."

Li Chen reminded somewhat speechlessly.

"Then you should squeeze that person down!"

Bai Lu tilted her head and looked in the direction of Teacher Sha Yi.

"???"

I didn't provoke anyone, Teacher Sha Yi poked his head left and right, looking confused.

"Wait until I join the Four Little Swans team, you can cooperate with my *Magic Flute* sound and dance!"

After Zheng Kai finished this sentence, the faces of the Four Little Swans immediately showed mocking expressions.

"Kai Ge! It should be difficult to dance with you, but if you want to cooperate with you to lay eggs, there should be hope."

Lin Yu teased sleazily.

"Come come come, I'll sing it properly to prove myself."

"Zhou Shen just taught me."

As Zheng Kai spoke, he covered his stomach with his palm, looking confident and serious.

"Please, don't hang my name on it anymore, okay? I don't have an apprentice like you."

Zhou Shen rolled his eyes in disgust on the side.

"Ehehehehehe"

After Zheng Kai "goosed" for a long time, everyone frowned, all having a physiological reaction that made people feel very uncomfortable, and their toes could dig out a three-bedroom apartment.

It felt like Zheng Kai had stepped into a hen coop!

"Kai Ge! Well sung!"

"There is a job that is very suitable for you."

Lin Yu blinked, hesitating to speak.

"What job?"

Zheng Kai squinted curiously.

"Go to the property sales office to talk about housing prices! With this shout of yours, it will drop at least five thousand per square meter!"

Lin Yu said seriously and confidently.

"Hahahaha!"

Hearing this, Zhou Shen squatted directly on the ground like a small mushroom, laughing and trembling repeatedly.

Song Yuqi also laughed until her hat was crooked.

Sha Yi's face laughed into the shape of a steamed bun.

Bai Lu was even more exaggerated, laughing until she was leaning back and forth, and even her tonsils could be seen clearly.

The new guests, Zhang Yishan and Guan Xiaotong, also laughed until they couldn't close their mouths!

【Emotion value +1+1+1】

【Zheng Kai emotion value +1+1+1+1】 ===== CHAPTER 344 =====

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