Chapter 354

Teacher Sha Yi and Zhou Shen loosened up their muscles, beginning their pre-match stretching.

"So, who exactly is this Teacher Sha Yi?"

As Lin Yu got into the flow, he grabbed the cameraman's phone to use as a gavel, slamming it onto the floor just like a professional storyteller.

Cameraman:???

Hearing Lin Yu's words, everyone present shivered.

Hahahaha!

Why is there a character introduction segment?

It sounds just like a biography of a famous person!

Teacher Sha Yi stretched his arms, paused, and frowned.

Could it be that there was some incredible figure in my ancestry?

"It is said that above the Hall of Lingxiao, the Curtain-Rolling General, having shattered a glaze lamp and violated heavenly law, was banished to the waters of the Flowing Sand River..."

"Get out of here!"

"Your ancestors are the ones who are Sandy!"

Teacher Sha Yi jumped up in a rage, interrupting Lin Yu's introduction.

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"Hahahahaha!"

"Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!"

"Why does Brother Sha seem like the straight man in a comedy duo? This is killing me, these two are too funny."

"Pfft! 'Sandy' is fine, I thought it was something historical, but I didn't expect it to start with a myth."

"..."

After a simple stretch.

Teacher Sha Yi and Zhou Shen stepped onto the platform one after another, though the two of them were certainly not as agile as Li Chen and Zhang Zhang Yishan.

After fidgeting for a long time, they finally found a comfortable position and curled their bodies into it.

This game clearly puts contestants with more weight and shorter legs at a disadvantage.

"Brother Sha, that's a good move, just like an Australian koala, using stillness to overcome movement."

"He's gone straight for an 'old tree with tangled roots' posture to fend off the enemy."

Hahahaha!

An Australian koala!

Old tree with tangled roots!?

What kind of messy, suggestive talk is this!

Hearing this, everyone burst into laughter.

Uh... but,

Looking at Teacher Sha Yi's cowering appearance, it actually fits the situation quite well.

Lin Yu's description is truly vivid.

"Brother Sha is moving!"

Teacher Sha Yi tilted his body, groping for the pole in the first row, but the pole retracted immediately.

"Brother Sha is very angry now, his eyes are full of resentment! It's as if he's saying the production team are all idiots!"

Huh?

???

"No, no, I'm not thinking that at all."

Teacher Sha Yi hurriedly waved his hands on the platform.

Proving his innocence!

Hahahaha!

Seeing Teacher Sha Yi's embarrassed state, everyone couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Lin Yu might have actually spoken Teacher Sha Yi's inner thoughts out loud.

At this moment, Lin Yu is Teacher Sha Yi's mouthpiece!

On the platform,

Zhou Shen was also covering his mouth, giggling.

"Shen is laughing, he's laughing at the unlucky Brother Sha, who looks exactly like a clown, laughing at Brother Sha's seemingly perfect yet unsatisfactory life."

Lin Yu spoke word by word, holding forth eloquently.

Zhou Shen:???

"Hey, I didn't!"

"Brother Sha, don't misunderstand me!"

"Lin Yu, stop stirring up trouble here!"

Zhou Shen, who had been laughing just a moment ago, stopped abruptly, his expression turning serious.

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A seemingly perfect yet unsatisfactory life?

Hahahaha!

Where does Lin Yu come up with so many cheeky lines!?

Hearing this, everyone turned away, covering their mouths to giggle, recalling the earlier question asked of Brother Sha.

Could it be that Teacher Sha Yi's "white moonlight" really is Zhu Dan? It makes people indulge in endless speculation.

"No, if you don't want me to stir up trouble, then you two move! Otherwise, what am I supposed to commentate on?"

Hearing Lin Yu's words,

Teacher Sha Yi and Zhou Shen paused—that was a fair point!

"You come over."

"You come over."

"You come over first."

"You come over first."

Teacher Sha Yi and Zhou Shen hooked their fingers at each other, their probing gazes full of vigilance.

Worried that the other would strike first!

This is unlike the previous group,

Zhang Zhang Yishan and Li Chen were so aggressive; these two are both maintaining defensive postures.

A stance of "gentlemen use words, not hands"!

"How about I come over!"

Lin Yu was rendered speechless by their dawdling.

"I'll give you three seconds. If you don't move, the poles will just be retracted completely, and we'll see who stays on the mat longer."

Once this idea of Lin Yu's was out, it was instantly approved by the production team.

"No, no, no!"

Hearing this, Teacher Sha Yi and Zhou Shen hurriedly waved their hands. Teacher Sha Yi was too lazy to move,

and Zhou Shen was afraid he wouldn't be able to jump across.

Each had their own concerns, filled with worry!

"Oh my god!"

Seeing Zhou Shen take a big step forward, Teacher Sha Yi let out a cry of shock, startled like a bird hit by a bowstring.

And the pole under Teacher Sha Yi's own hand retracted, making his expression tighten even more.

"Go, go, kick across quickly!"

Zhang Zhang Yishan and Li Chen shouted advice to Teacher Sha Yi from below the platform.

"If you get pushed into the corner and the remaining poles retract, you'll be in danger."

Just then, Zhou Shen seemed to find the trick, moving like a rabbit as he took another step forward.