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Chapter 362

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"Bai Lu."

"Cheng Long."

"Bai Lu! Cheng Long!"

For a while,

this three-person team was just repeating these two names back and forth.

Their faces were filled with helplessness and despair!

"Brother Chen, you don't have to be like this."

"Brother Cheng Long is the one who's helpless! If he sees himself stuck with Bai Lu on the trending list tomorrow, he'll probably be speechless to death."

"Who is Bai Lu?"

Lin Yu mimicked Brother Cheng Long, pushing up his invisible glasses and looking puzzled.

"Was my hand too light just now, huh?"

Bai Lu gritted her back teeth and said unhappily.

Seeing this scene, everyone burst into laughter.

Don't say,

this scene really could happen!

Given Brother Cheng Long's status, Bai Lu was really climbing high.

However, Lin Yu's words were too blunt!

He even acted out Brother Cheng Long's first reaction!

It was simply too outrageous!

Director Yao and the production team laughed until their stomachs hurt after hearing Lin Yu's words.

Director Yao was happy!

In this day and age, you have to ride the IP!

The hotter it is, the more you have to ride it!

Never mind tomorrow, I reckon after the show ends,

Bai Lu and Cheng Long will be on the trending list!

"You guys are thinking too narrowly."

"Anyone with the surname Ma works!"

"Ma Li, Ma Boqian, Teacher Ma Dong, don't they all have animal names?"

Song Yuqi's little brain turned, and she hurriedly reminded them.

"You don't know, once there's a time limit, your brain just doesn't work."

"And Director Yao, you're reading too fast!"

Yang Ying and Li Chen muttered with dissatisfaction.

"Congratulations to Li Chen, Baby, and Guan Xiaotong's team for getting negative 11 points."

"......."

Next, it was the middle group's turn in order.

Zhou Shen, Zheng Kai, Song Yuqi, and Zhang Yishan went to battle!

"Come, please look at the question."

After Director Yao finished, everyone's gaze gathered on the TV screen again.

"Ah?"

"This question?"

"Please name bald actors."

Seeing this question,

the four-person group that had just been laughing at Li Chen and Yang Ying was suddenly at a loss.

The names were on the tip of their tongues, but they just couldn't remember them.

Zhou Shen: "Xu Zheng."

Zheng Kai: "Ge You."

"That Guo something Lin, the one who was on the Spring Festival Gala." Song Yuqi raised an eyebrow and scratched her head.

It was clearly familiar, but she just couldn't remember!

"Oh, that one is Qi!"

Lin Yu chimed in from the side.

"Guo Qilin!"

Song Yuqi's lips moved, and she blurted it out.

Is Guo Qilin bald?

After Song Yuqi answered, she realized something was wrong.

"Hahahahaha!"

"Lin Yu, you're so wicked."

"I might be wicked, but Guo Qilin is definitely not lacking."

Hearing Lin Yu's double entendre, everyone burst into laughter.

"Failure!"

"Yuqi, the one you wanted to say was Guo Donglin, right!"

Director Yao's face turned red, and he reminded her with a smile.

"Oh!"

"I knew something was wrong."

"You can't believe a single punctuation mark of Lin Yu's words."

Song Yuqi frowned, her little face red; she had really embarrassed herself!

"Dicky Cheung."

"Bao Bei'er."

"......"

Soon, it was Song Yuqi's turn again.

"Jie what? That foreign one called Jie what?"

Song Yuqi wanted to say Jason Statham.

But the words were on the tip of her tongue, and she forgot how to write them!

"Jissbon."

"Right! Jissbon!"

Song Yuqi widened her eyes, raised her little hand, and said excitedly.

Holy crap!

After hearing this,

the whole scene went silent for a moment, and then burst into thunderous laughter, leaning back and forth, unable to stop!

"Holy crap! Did I hear that right? She even said Jissbon! Lin Yu is really too bad, he's led my wife Yuqi astray!"

"Dying of laughter! Little girl Qiqi, she fell for it just like that, Lin Yu is wicked beyond measure!"

"No way? No way? Is there really anyone in this day and age who doesn't know what Jissbon means?"

"Hahahahaha! I just specifically looked up what Jissbon is, I want to ask, is it good to use? I'm a girl, I'm not really sure."

"Blind guess, what little sister Yuqi said, could it be Jason Statham?"

"But I have to say, Jissbon's ultra-thin quality is quite good! Hey, wait, Durex pays double, please take that back."

"This is the variety show adults should watch; if it's played like this, I'm really not sleepy anymore."

"Whenever bald actors are mentioned, I've seen them in many Japanese films before, all bald guys."

"Young man, I advise you to masturbate less; if you do it too much, your body will be depleted, and you'll become bald too. Now, send me the link, I'm not afraid of baldness!"

"I've become bald, but I've also become stronger!"

"......."

Zhou Shen's group,

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