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Chapter 4

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"I'm telling you, Sha Yi and Li Chen are not easy to fool."

"Exactly! These two old guys are old foxes; they aren't as easy to trick as us."

Bai Lu and Song Song Yuqi pulled Lin Yu aside and whispered a warning.

Lin Yu nodded silently.

I guess performing a talent show won't get these two out. The scene of me knocking on the door earlier must have been seen by Sha Yi and Li Chen opposite.

Looks like I need a new method!

"Sister Bai Lu, Song Yuqi, how about we do this..."

"Like this..."

Lin Yu called the two girls over and whispered.

Meanwhile, in the room opposite,

Li Chen and Sha Yi were sitting in chairs eating fruit, laughing at the TV screen.

"Heh, these little foxes can't outsmart us two old hunters."

"Right? Let's just sit tight; forget opening the door, we won't even leave these chairs."

Li Chen and Sha Yi chimed in, smiling happily.

In their view, Bai Lu and Song Song Yuqi lost because they weren't calm enough.

After all, they are young and have hot tempers, easily agitated. But Li Chen and Sha Yi's combined age is almost a hundred.

In terms of composure, these youngsters can't compare. They are all about being calm and collected.

The live stream room was also bustling.

The audience was sighing with emotion.

"It's over! Lin Yu could pass Bai Lu and Song Song Yuqi's test, but these two old guys will be hard."

"Yeah! My dad is like that, a pure stubborn mule. If he gets serious with you, don't expect him to move an inch."

"I think Lin Yu has no hope this time. This isn't something you can just say a few words to open the door for. Maybe he should go downstairs and sing *Big Fish* for Zhou Shen!"

"......."

On this side,

Bai Lu and Song Song Yuqi nodded with smiles and gave Lin Yu an OK sign.

"Start!"

Lin Yu muttered secretly, "Action."

They saw,

Bai Lu and Song Song Yuqi instantly got into character, turning into entertainment reporters, picking up empty cola bottles and pointing them at Lin Yu's face.

"Mr. Sha Yi, hello."

"We are *Running Man* exclusive reporters."

"Can we ask you a few questions?"

Bai Lu and Song Song Yuqi performed very realistically. They were often interviewed and knew the reporters' tricks well.

"Ask, ask whatever you want."

"I'll answer everything."

"Hehe."

Lin Yu grinned, pointed his chin, and laughed.

These words left Bai Lu and Song Song Yuqi stunned.

Even Director Yao and the staff widened their eyes, looking at Lin Yu in disbelief.

Holy crap!

This imitation is too good!

Triggering God-level Acting Skills, Lin Yu precisely captured Sha Yi's essence, instantly displaying his sunny, humorous, and approachable nature.

It even faintly carried Sha Yi's unique "lewd" style; it was simply vivid, and even the slight Northeast accent was imitated perfectly.

And in the room,

Sha Yi and Li Chen, watching the TV screen, were dumbfounded and leaned closer to the screen simultaneously.

"Oh my god! This..."

"This kid has some skills."

"Right, it's a waste if he doesn't act."

"He's quite good at creating content. Let's see what they can say to make me move."

"What else could it be? It must be flattery to make us soft-hearted and open the door."

"Fine! Let's see what nice things he can say."

"........"

Li Chen and Sha Yi couldn't help but start looking forward to Lin Yu.

"Ahem."

"Teacher Sha Yi."

"There was news before that you really liked a female host in the industry."

"May I ask if that's true?"

Song Song Yuqi took the cola bottle and asked curiously.

"Don't ask anymore."

"I can only say I loved."

"In this life, who doesn't have a few 'white moonlight' crushes?"

Lin Yu shook his head with a bitter smile. This tone and temperament were exactly Sha Yi himself.

Director Yao: ???

Staff: ???

Li Chen: ???

Sha Yi: Holy mother of...!

Sha Yi in the room instantly lost his cool. What kind of interview is this!

There's no need to be this real!

"Come, Teacher Sha Yi."

"Let me put a lie detector on you."

Bai Lu found a hair tie from her pocket and put it on Lin Yu's wrist like a real lie detector.

Holy crap!

The production staff felt a chill. Good guy! They even have props; you guys are more exciting than our actual show!

Why don't we give you the script and you write it!

"Teacher Sha Yi."

"May I ask, is that goddess Sister Zhu Dan?"

Bai Lu asked, her eyes sparkling with curiosity.

"Ah! So it was Sister Zhu Dan."

Song Song Yuqi also feigned surprise on the side.

"That's right!"

"If it weren't for Zhou Zhou Yiwei, maybe..."

"Many things are not for you or me to decide."

Lin Yu murmured in a deep, emotional voice.

In the room,

"Old Sha! Is what he said true?"

After hearing Lin Yu's words, Li Chen was startled and turned to look at Sha Yi.

"It's bullshit!"

"If you say another word, I'm opening the door!"

Sha Yi gritted his teeth hard.

It's over!

Now Sha Yi could understand how Bai Lu and Song Song Yuqi felt earlier, sitting on pins and needles.

Is this kid Lin Yu a reincarnated panda?

He's too sharp!

And although separated by a door,

The atmosphere inside and outside was worlds apart.

Zooming in,

Director Yao was happily directing, as if they were celebrating the New Year early.

He looked at Lin Yu with eyes full of appreciation. This kid might really be able to save *Running Man*'s ratings!

"Then do you still have fantasies about Sister Zhu Dan?"

"Right, right, right! Is there still love?"

Bai Lu and Song Song Yuqi continued to press.

"Long gone. I'm married now, I have a family, how could I still be fickle?"

Lin Yu smiled and nodded.

And in the room,

Sha Yi saw this and let out a long breath, his expression softening slightly.

He had almost suffocated when he heard that question earlier. This is life-threatening!

"This kid finally said something human."

But the next moment.

"Beep, beep, beep."

The lie detector went off?!

..................................................................................................................PS: Data is bleak, you know how it is!

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