Chapter 43
“Bai Lu and Lin Yu.”
Yao PD finished saying this pair of names, and his eyelids jumped.
This is truly a pair of living treasures!
They are simply the soul pillars of this season of Running Man!
“Yao PD.”
“20 million people are watching online.”
For this result, Yao PD was not surprised. The two most popular people in the entertainment industry are here now.
If there wasn’t this heat, it would be a ghost.
Last season of Running Man,
Just the trial broadcast period had already crushed all variety shows in the country.
Yao PD is not without self-knowledge. The game segments are all similar. What matters is the people. More accurately, these 20 million people are mostly here to see this young man named Lin Yu.
Don’t say,
Looking at it this way, when Lin Yu doesn’t speak, he is really mature and steady, with a feeling that he can be trusted.
However, the next second.
Yao PD broke his composure.
“Little Bai Lu, today we will decide the winner and also decide life and death.”
“I am Lin Xiaoyu of the Kunlun Sect.”
“Toad Skill, quack quack quack.”
Lin Yu knelt on the ground, puffing out his cheeks and shouting.
“Childish!”
“Too childish.”
“Little Lin Yu, I am Bai Bai Mengyan of the Emei Sect.”
“Today I will take your dog life.”
After Bai Lu finished speaking, she used her fingers to shake a handsome sword flower.
“......”
Damn!
This opening scene directly maxed out the show’s effect.
And the live broadcast room was very good at doing things, directly having an online PK.
“Everyone, line up.”
“Those who support Lin Yu, type ‘quack quack quack’.”
“Those who support Bai Lu, type ‘coo coo coo’.”
“Quack quack quack.”
“Coo coo coo.”
“Coo quack coo quack.”
“Damn! There’s a mixed fan here, supporting both. I didn’t expect that.”
“Hahaha, decide the winner and decide life and death, the atmosphere is here. Our Kunlun Sect will win.”
“Hehe! Peerless beauty Bai Bai Mengyan will definitely win. Our Emei Sect will win.”
“Lin Yu, kill him for me.”
“Bai Lu, kill him.”
“What’s going on? I just came in. Isn’t this Running Man? I thought this was about to besiege Bright Peak.”
“Burning! Gear 5 Luffy, open it for me!”
“Burning! Nine-Tailed Fox, Reanimation Jutsu!”
“Burning! F22 fighter jet is ready!”
“Where is my Italian cannon! Little devils, go to hell!”
“.......”
Lin Yu and Bai Lu looked at each other, but neither meant to bow their heads first.
“Come! Pre-match trash talk segment.”
Lin Yu squinted, his voice loud and powerful.
“Okay! Who’s afraid of whom?”
“In the cookie-eating segment, I, Bai Lu, am heaven!”
Bai Lu picked up the flour from the tray, put it in her palm, and slowly crushed it.
“Look, this is the consequence of angering me.”
“.......”
“That’s it?”
“I have had an indissoluble bond with cookies since I was a child. If it weren’t for that cookie from the uncle next door, I believe I wouldn’t be where I am today. So today is my cookie-proving battle. Let you see, my twenty years of skill in this bite is not eaten in vain, hmph ha!”
Li Chen and Zhang Zhang Ruonan were also stunned. They didn’t expect so many procedures to eat a cookie.
But they didn’t notice Song Song Yuqi’s sneaky eyes.
“Are you two going to play or not!?”
Yao PD waited for a long time and was impatient. Good guy, these two said a harsh word, almost longer than the main game time.
“Start.”
As soon as Yao PD finished speaking,
In a flash, Bai Lu bit a cookie and put it in her box.
Hmm?
Bai Lu didn’t expect Lin Yu to be so gentlemanly and not interfere with her at all.
If so, the victory is decided!
“One more piece.”
Bai Lu was very cunning, wearing goggles, and went straight to bite the cookie in the middle, so Lin Yu had no chance.
Hahaha!
Won!
Bai Lu was holding the cookie and was about to put it down, but looking at the empty tray, she suddenly froze.
A bit dazed!
Something’s wrong, it seems like I bit one just now!
“Whoa.”
“Where are the cookies?”
“Where did my cookies go?”
Bai Lu looked around and glanced at Lin Yu.
She was instantly furious!
Good guy!
Lin Yu didn’t even wear goggles, didn’t bite the cookies at all, and his eyes were fixed on Bai Lu’s tray, staring motionless.
A posture of stealing as much as you bite!
“Lin Yu, what are you doing?”
“Why are you biting the cookies in my tray?”
“Director, isn’t this a foul?”
Bai Lu looked at Yao PD indignantly and asked.
“Did Yao PD just say you can’t eat the cookies in someone else’s tray?”
“This is called integrated offense and defense.”
“I’m not afraid of anything in the world.”
Lin Yu puffed out his chest and said righteously.
The live broadcast room comments were also crazy.
“Hahaha, I can’t stop laughing, Bai Lu and Lin Yu’s trash talk segment is too funny.”
“Elementary school students think it’s childish, but college students think it’s just right!”
“Lin Yu’s operation is too slick. Isn’t this treating Bai Lu as a wholesale merchant of grievances, waiting here to stock up?”
“Haha, listening to you say that, it really feels like that. It’s too fun, I’m afraid I’ll die laughing in this live broadcast room.”
“........”
“No!”
“Let me say, fair competition, no eating the cookies of the opponent.”
After Yao PD said this, he lowered his head shyly.
Damn, why is he like a kindergarten teacher?
He almost said, “Two little friends, don’t fight!”
[Ding]
[Detected Bai Lu’s heart rate is 125.]
[Congratulations to the host: God-level singing progress 90%.]
..................................................................................................................ps: Begging for flowers and tickets, data is really important during the new book period, thank you everyone!
"Fine, got it, Director."
"If Bai Lu messes around again, I'm not going to deal with her anymore."
Lin Yu nodded, indicating he was okay with that.
"You... clearly you're the one messing around, okay! Did you learn this 'blaming the victim' trick from Pigsy?"
Bai Lu furrowed her brows and pouted, gesturing while retorting angrily.
"Sister Bai Lu, I've discovered something."
"The powder on your face is thicker than what's on the plate."
Lin Yu didn't back down; completely unflustered, he seized the moment to retort.
"......."
"Big Brother, Big Sister."
"I'm begging you, let's just play the game!"
Director Yao, caught between laughter and tears, pressed his palms together and bowed to this pair of ancestors.
"Fine, playing seriously."
"No more cheating."
Lin Yu and Bai Lu exchanged glances and made a gentleman's agreement.
The two of them getting serious actually made the gunpowder-like tension on the field even more intense.
"Good."
"Start."
Director Yao had an attendant replace the tray, and nine biscuits were inserted once again.
Bai Lu and Lin Yu both hunched over, burying their heads slightly lower.
"Bang!"
"Take my 'Powerful Vajra Goose Head' strike!"
Before Lin Yu could react, Bai Lu lifted her head and slammed it down in a goose-head charge, smashing Lin Yu directly into the flour.
"Wow! Sister Bai Lu is so cool!"
"So handsome! Finally, someone can keep Lin Yu in check."
"Justice from above!"
Seeing this scene, Song Song Yuqi and Zhang Zhang Ruonan's eyes lit up; feeling very vindicated, they couldn't help but applaud.
"Lin Yu, keep it up! Don't let Bai Lu bully us!"
Li Chen was standing entirely from the perspective of the men.
At this moment, there were no guards or envoys; Lin Yu represented the combat power of all male compatriots.
When Lin Yu stood up, his face was covered in biscuit crumbs and flour, looking utterly disheveled.
"Good! Bai Lu, I acknowledge you. In terms of physical techniques, among all the opponents I've faced, none are more formidable than you. I, Lin Yu, am willing to call you the strongest."
"But try this!"
After Lin Yu finished speaking, his eyes widened, he puffed out his cheeks, and took a deep breath.
"Whoosh!"
Bai Lu was still diving down to bite a biscuit!
Caught off guard by Lin Yu's sudden sneak attack—a powerful, heavy gust of air—she was instantly covered by a plate's worth of flour. Never mind the biscuits; even Bai Lu's head was nowhere to be found.
"Cough, cough."
"It's actually Wind Style: Biscuit Mist Hidden Technique!"
Amidst the thick fog, only voices could be heard; for a moment, it was impossible to tell if it was white mist or Bai Lu!
Zhang Zhang Ruonan and Song Song Yuqi were both stunned.
Holy crap!
You can play like this too?
Was this the same game we were playing just now?
"Hahahahaha!"
"What even is all this?"
The production staff were also clutching their stomachs in laughter.
When this game was originally selected, almost no one was optimistic about it; it was just meant to be a filler game.
Who would have thought Lin Yu and Bai Lu would create such program effects.
"Director Yao, the livestream is about to explode! 30 million concurrent viewers, the server just showed an overload warning!"
"Director Yao, Line 1 is already experiencing slight lag."
"Director Yao, we've already notified the base station to add temporary backup lines."
"Director Yao, the heads of Douyin, Tencent, and iQIYI are all asking how much longer the livestream will last!"
"Director Yao, a dozen more advertisers just called to sponsor the show!"
"Director Yao, don't just laugh!"
"......."
The chat room was even more explosive; opening the comments, the screen was instantly flooded—you couldn't see anything.
"Hahaha, I can't take it anymore, I'm laughing so hard I'm about to give birth, but I'm a guy, what do I do?"
"Coo coo coo."
"Quack quack quack."
"To be able to bully Lin Yu, as expected of my wife Bai Lu! I have to say, she's got nerves of steel!"
"Kunlun Sect Toad Style, Wind Style: Mist Hidden Technique, I'm dying of laughter." ===== CHAPTER 99 =====
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