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Chapter 446: Official memes are the most lethal! (Please subscribe)

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"This password should be a three-digit number."

Da Da Zhangwei reached a conclusion after testing the password lock in the confessional several times.

"Looking at this room, only this storage bookcase is the most suspicious."

Huang Hou Minghao pointed to his side.

They saw that the bookshelf was messy, with many cassette tapes labeled with time tags piled up in a disorderly fashion.

It seemed like they were hiding some clues.

"Should we arrange these tapes in chronological order?"

Yang Mi supported her chin and blinked.

"Does this mean that as long as we list these tapes in chronological order, the password will appear?"

Da Da Zhangwei turned his head curiously.

"This Luo Jie is really something. Even though it’s a confessional, he doesn't know how to clean up."

Peng Peng muttered while arranging the tapes.

"Maybe it’s because Luo Jie learned that Tao Wei left the theater while repenting, which made this room so messy. His Dao heart collapsed."

Zhang Zhang Yixing looked at the labels and compared the times.

Before long.

After everyone arranged the tapes, the password appeared.

"Yay! It really opened."

"Our speed is really too fast!"

"The production team needs to step it up! Don't bring out this kind of level to embarrass yourselves."

"I just don't know what will be on the other side of the door."

"Creak."

Just after opening the confessional door.

Everyone opened their mouths in surprise.

In the deepest part of this basement, no one expected there to be a flower room.

Just pushing the door open, it was like a fairyland on earth.

The whole room was full of colorful vegetation and flowers. Combined with the small wall lamps around, it was like being in a fairy tale world.

"Wow, so romantic!"

"This rose garden is really beautiful."

Yang Mi exclaimed involuntarily.

"Senior Sister Xiaowei?"

In the center of the flower room, there was a flower bed surrounded by mist.

Lying on it was a young and beautiful girl wearing a ballet skirt, her eyes closed, as if she were asleep.

"Hi, Xiaowei, can you hear me?"

Yang Mi waved her hand and greeted the girl on the flower bed.

But Xiaowei on the bed seemed to remain in a deep sleep, giving no response at all.

"Could this be the cause?"

Peng Peng found a medicine bottle under the flower bed.

It had a note on it:

[Faints upon smelling]

[The drug causes instant unconsciousness for ten hours.]

[Note: Music full of love can lift the drug’s effect.]

Music full of love?

Upon hearing this requirement, musicians Zhang Zhang Yixing and Da Da Zhangwei exchanged glances.

But both of their faces were written with the word "confused."

They didn't often sing love songs, let alone anything about "love"!

"Is it enough to sing songs with love?"

"Love isn't something you can buy, just because you want to buy it..."

As he spoke, Peng Peng opened his mouth and started singing.

But Senior Sister Xiaowei on the flower bed had no reaction at all.

"Peng Peng, don't start, we're on the same side."

"A song full of love doesn't necessarily have to have 'love' in the title. Watch me."

"Sweet, you smile so sweetly, like flowers blooming in the spring breeze, blooming in the spring breeze."

Da Da Zhangwei sang with great emotion.

But clearly, this song choice was a bit off.

"Pfft! Teacher Da, this song is too old! Don't mention Xiaowei, I bet even Xiaowei’s mom hasn't heard it."

"Zhang Yixing! Think about it, what other songs are related to being full of love?"

Seeing that Da Da Zhangwei couldn't be counted on, Yang Mi could only rely on Zhang Zhang Yixing.

"Oh, I know."

"Edward and Luo Jie were both soldiers. If you want a song full of love, it must be about hoping for world peace, so it must be Jackson’s 'Heal the World'."

But after Zhang Zhang Yixing hummed two lines.

Not only did Xiaowei on the flower bed not wake up.

The *Honey Peach* group actually started to feel a bit sleepy.

Seeing this, everyone sighed lightly.

Zhang Zhang Yixing, we know you’re determined to play world-class music, but you don't have to set the bar so high. This value is being elevated too much.

It’s truly gilding the production team’s face!

"This isn't right, that isn't right, then what kind of song counts as a song full of love?"

Yang Mi pursed her lips and thought thoughtfully.

"I know, this is a flower room."

"So this song should be..."

"My dear, fly slowly, be careful of the roses with thorns in the wind."

"My dear, let’s dance, the fragrance of flowers in the wind will make you intoxicated."

"..."

Huang Hou Minghao was originally excited.

But as Xiaowei remained expressionless, his excitement gradually faded away, and his voice slowly became quieter and quieter.

"6! Xiao Jia, the song list of your idol group is really diverse."

Lin Yu smiled and gave a thumbs up.

"Lin Yu, don't make sarcastic remarks there, you think of something quickly too."

Yang Mi curled her lip and said.

"Does this need thinking?"

"According to the nature of the Fruit Channel, there is only one song full of love."

???

Hearing Lin Yu’s confident words, everyone widened their eyes in disbelief.

The nature of the Fruit Channel?

A song full of love!

And there is only one!?

"What exactly is it? Don't keep us in suspense."

"I just don't understand music; if I did, I wouldn't need you."

Yang Mi urged impatiently.

"That’s not for sure."

"You know this song better than I do."

As he spoke, Lin Yu walked slowly to Xiaowei’s flower bed.

He slightly pursed his lips, his expression very pious.

"I use my whole life to provide for you."

"..."

As soon as the first line of lyrics came out,

Everyone in the flower room burst into laughter.

But out of respect for Da Da Mi Mi, they didn't dare to laugh too loudly!

"You..."

Yang Mi bit her lip and rolled her eyes. Just as she was about to speak and retort.

They saw Xiaowei on the flower bed slowly wake up.

Yang Mi’s face instantly turned black.

???

Is the production team okay?

They’re playing this meme right in my face!


— Author's Notes —

(Seeking flowers 0)

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