Chapter 481: Livestreaming an experience at a massage parlor?
"Uh,"
"this is a bit strange."
Looking at the West Lake Vinegar Fish served by the waiter, Li Li Zhien curiously picked up her chopsticks and poked it.
On the table,
the Su Dongpo Pork, Beggar's Chicken, and a few vegetable side dishes looked relatively normal, at least visually appealing.
But this West Lake Vinegar Fish was hard to evaluate.
On an oval-shaped patterned plate, this grass carp worth a thousand yuan was half-submerged in black vinegar.
It was as thick as ink,
and the grass carp was cut into several large pieces, with silver scales faintly visible.
"This?"
"This doesn't look very appetizing."
Li Li Zhien bit her lip, hesitating.
"Awesome."
Lin Yu also leaned down to take a closer look.
He had heard the dark history of this dish, but seeing it with his own eyes, he didn't expect it to break his perception.
The fish felt like it had been fished directly from the West Lake into the vinegar, with a pungent, fishy smell.
It was like a sock that hadn't been washed for three days placed right under your nose; the decaying smell was quite unique.
"Lin Yu Oppa,"
"thank you for your generous hospitality."
Li Li Zhien's eyes moved, and she came up with a plan.
Immediately, she picked up a piece from the black vinegar and put it into Lin Yu's bowl.
This scene, which should have been sweet and romantic, made Lin Yu roll his eyes in his heart.
Is this little girl trying to trick me?
Does she really think I'm an idiot!
Livestream.
"Whoa! Is this black stuff the West Lake Vinegar Fish? Are you sure this thing is edible?"
"I can feel that vinegar smell through the screen; it's so sour it got to me."
"Hahahahaha! Miss Li Zhien is too witty; this little trick is so interesting."
"It's over! Brother Yu has shot himself in the foot this time."
"Maybe this is the last meal for Lin Yu and Li Zhien; cherish it while you can."
"......"
Lin Yu calmly picked up the fish meat from his bowl.
He smiled and put it into his mouth.
"Wow! This is delicious!"
Lin Yu's eyes widened, and he mumbled.
It was as stunning as winning the jackpot in the lottery.
???
This scene also left the audience in the livestream dumbfounded.
Is the West Lake Vinegar Fish in this restaurant actually delicious?
Then I really have to make a note of it and try it when I have the chance.
And Li Li Zhien, seeing Lin Yu act as a lab rat, instantly let down her guard and started moving with her chopsticks.
Sure enough, expensive has its reasons!
Just like the king of fruits, durian—it smells bad but tastes sweet and delicious.
Stinky tofu is the same; sometimes appearance and taste really can't be linked.
"I'm starting now."
Li Li Zhien giggled and picked up a large piece of fish, carefully dipping it in more vinegar sauce.
She put it into her mouth without hesitation.
However, the next moment,
Li Li Zhien froze, her chopsticks suspended in mid-air, motionless, as if she had been hit by a freezing spell.
Visibly, she went from giggling to not giggling!
Damn!
What is this thing?
Ordinary sauce would complement the fish, but this sauce seems to have made the fish taste even worse.
In Li Li Zhien's mouth right now, the fishy, sour vinegar fish felt like it had exploded.
"Cough, cough, cough."
She choked and coughed repeatedly.
Not to mention the fishy and sour taste, why are there so many small fish bones?
Li Li Zhien's fair cheeks instantly turned purple from choking.
Her eyebrows twisted into a knot,
as if she had been poisoned by eating wild mushrooms.
"Ah,"
"Aish!"
"Water!"
Li Li Zhien couldn't care about being a lady anymore and gulped down water.
It's dirty!
I feel like after eating this fish, my whole body is dirty!
The livestream saw this and bloomed with laughter.
"Hahahahaha! Miss Li Zhien is so cute; she looks like she's overheating."
"As a person from Shanxi, I feel a bit sorry for the vinegar on the plate."
"Let me educate everyone: the real way to eat West Lake Vinegar Fish is to serve a bowl of rice, pour some soy sauce, sesame oil, and sugar into a dish, dip the fish in it, put it in the rice, throw the bowl and chopsticks out the door, and then go out to buy a Barbie bun."
"Hahaha."
"Why didn't Brother Yu have such a big reaction?"
"......"
Li Li Zhien, who had recovered, also noticed this.
"You can eat it?"
Li Li Zhien looked at Lin Yu, looking a bit like she had seen a ghost.
How could he be so calm!?
This taste is like pouring a mouthful of vinegar into your mouth, jumping into the lake, and chasing a fish to bite—it's completely inedible!
"Pfft."
"I can't eat it."
Lin Yu took out a tissue, calmly spat the fish meat into it, wrapped it up leisurely, and threw it into the trash can.
"???"
"Aish!"
"You didn't eat it just now?"
Li Li Zhien was both amused and angry, her face flushed with indignation.
"There's an ancient Chinese saying:"
"'A strategist uses his body as bait to invite the world into the game.'"
Lin Yu wiped the corner of his mouth like a gentleman.
"No, no,"
"too annoying."
"You must eat it today."
Li Li Zhien was so angry her eyes turned red.
She couldn't be the only one suffering!
Without further ado, she picked up the fish meat and stuffed it toward Lin Yu's mouth.
Amidst the playful fighting, the popularity of the livestream multiplied several times over.
This was clearly fishy, smelly vinegar fish, but it made the audience show the auntie smile of eating dog food.
Fortunately, the other dishes didn't fail.
Although not stunning, at least there was no problem with filling their stomachs.
"Next stop,"
"experience a massage parlor."
Seeing the task card sent by the staff,
Lin Yu and Li Li Zhien were both dumbfounded.
A, a massage parlor?!
Damn!
Is the domestic livestream show this open now?
As expected of Douyin, it really understands the audience!
End of Chapter
