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Chapter 483

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"Brother, you didn't watch the first episode. Lin Yu's lock-picking skills are at the level where he needs to register at the police station. What kind of lock could keep him in!?"

"Oh my! Here's an honest person."

"Hahahaha! Nonsense, who would actually lock Lin Yu in a cabinet? Even if you agreed, Director Yao wouldn't."

"......."

"Ahem."

"I am the fairy on this heaven whose legs are the most sore."

"I am very lonely every day inside this Moon Palace."

As Bai Lu spoke, she began to pace slowly toward the center of the camera, reciting the lines she had prepared in advance.

"I have a smart and cute Jade Rabbit accompanying me."

"Because it is dear to my heart,"

"I named it Shengsheng."

"I heard there is an opportunity today to transform all things into humans. I hope my Jade Rabbit can also become human so it can accompany me to play every day."

Lin Yu: Are you sure it's not 'accompany me to play every night' (a pun on 'daily' vs 'nightly')?

"Shengsheng."

"Shengsheng?"

"Shengsheng! (Roaring sound)"

Bai Lu looked around, called out twice, and then immediately started the 'Saipan calling the dog' mode!

And behind the screen, Zhou Shen, wearing a smile, also came hopping over, full of youthful energy.

"Hello! Master."

"Hello everyone, I am the only pet in the Moon Palace,"

"the Jade Rabbit."

Zhou Shen squatted down cutely and nimbly, imitating a rabbit's appearance, which was very vivid.

"My task is to sleep, pound medicine,"

"and make the most beautiful woman on the whole moon... laugh."

After saying this, Zhou Shen stretched out his arms and posed like a bouquet of flowers beside Bai Lu.

"Hahaha."

This also made Bai Lu laugh like a flower.

Bai Lu and Zhou Shen automatically formed the Chang'e and Jade Rabbit group.

Immediately after,

the next group,

Song Yuqi, in a white robe with red and black tight silk clothing and a high bun, made a shining entrance. She held a black ink and gold-patterned fan, waving at the camera with a smile.

"Hello, everyone!"

"I am Princess Iron Fan."

It could be seen that although Song Yuqi was dressed like a young married woman, she was still very playful and cute, her face full of the innocence of someone who hadn't experienced the world.

Although her acting was a bit lacking, her enthusiasm covered everything.

"Everyone knows I have a magical artifact, the Banana Fan."

"When I'm not using this fan,"

"I can also use it to swat flies and hit mosquitoes."

"But today, there seems to be an opportunity to transform into a human, and I also want to turn my Banana Fan into a human."

"3"

"2"

"1"

"Transform."

Song Yuqi took a long breath at the Banana Fan,

and immediately threw the fan in her hand out.

Before long,

Li Chen hopped out from the screen in the distance with a silly look on his face.

"It transformed."

"A big transformation into a living cow."

However,

this was clearly a Banana Fan, but it turned into the appearance of a Turtle Prime Minister, which made Bai Lu and the others burst into laughter. It was truly a bit too abstract.

And when the third screen cabinet door opened,

the whole venue let out gasps of surprise.

A heroic female general, in a black cloak and battle armor.

A bright silver belt cinched her waist,

fully displaying her figure.

Slender and graceful, standing tall!

This person was none other than Wen Yongshan, the lead actress who recently became a huge hit with 'Lost in the Stars'. She debuted as a model, and combined with her stunning, cold, and glamorous appearance, she became a breakout star and a new favorite in the domestic film industry.

Wen Yongshan, with her high ponytail, shook her battle robe and walked out gracefully, gripping the long-tasseled spear in her hand. She was crisp and neat, and in her brows, there was a hint of tenderness and charm amidst the determination, making people unable to resist.

"Come on!"

"My good brother."

"Where is my Akhal-Teke horse?"

As Wen Yongshan spoke, her face turned a bit crimson, and she pursed her lips shyly.

And outside the screen,

Lin Yu was seen wearing an inflatable horse costume. It was absurdly ridiculous, yet he held his head high and chest out, looking triumphant.

Lin Yu raised the corner of his mouth:

Being Wen Yongshan's Akhal-Teke horse, I'm not ashamed at all!!! ===== CHAPTER 484 =====

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