Chapter 483: Cholesterol is too high! Shorts are worn too high?

Health massage parlor.

Consultation room.

This is not much different from a private hospital.

In the back, there is a large peach-wood table with many instruments and wrist pillows.

An old TCM doctor with sparse, gray hair is currently placing a patient's medical record.

Beside him are two young doctors in white coats, looking like apprentices.

Through the window, one can also see the compartments inside.

There are two or three small beds with blue disinfectant sheets, used for simple full-body examinations.

Seeing this scene,

Lin Yu and Li Li Zhien were both a bit dazed. Is this still a massage parlor? How is it more professional than some hospitals!

"Sit."

"Are you a newlywed couple?"

The intern doctor said politely with a smile.

???

Li Li Zhien's face turned bright red upon hearing this.

In the eyes of outsiders, do she and Lin Yu Oppa look so compatible?

Lin Yu smiled. He didn't expect these two little apprentices, who looked like they didn't eat the food of mortals, to be so gossipy.

"Who's going first?"

The speaker was none other than Dr. Liu from the Jiangzhe Military General Hospital.

He was also the doctor sitting in the clinic today.

"Li Zhien, you go first."

Lin Yu looked at Li Li Zhien's confused appearance and explained.

This Dr. Liu wasn't speaking Mandarin; Li Li Zhien didn't know many Chinese vocabulary words to begin with, and sometimes her communication with Lin Yu used English words. Meeting this dialect, she couldn't understand a single word.

She could only guess a few words.

"Right hand."

Dr. Liu signaled for her to put her right hand on the wrist pillow, and immediately began taking her pulse.

Before long,

his eyebrows furrowed slightly.

"Huh?"

"What's wrong with me?"

Li Li Zhien felt a shrink in her heart seeing the doctor's expression.

She hurriedly asked.

Recently, she had been preparing for a concert and acting in several Korean dramas; her body was already struggling, and she was just thinking of finding a doctor to have a good look!

"Your menstruation is not good,"

Dr. Liu looked at Li Li Zhien and said in a deep voice.

"Eyes are not good?"

Li Li Zhien's face tightened, and she asked suspiciously.

"Menstruation!"

Dr. Liu slowed down his speech this time.

"Stomach bloating?"

Li Li Zhien touched her small belly.

"Menstruation."

Dr. Liu's mouth twitched, and he said word by word.

"Mm! It's the thing that digests when you eat."

Li Li Zhien gestured in front of her chest with her left hand.

"Oh my,"

"you young lady, why is your hearing not good either?"

Dr. Liu tilted his head, pushed up his reading glasses, and was directly amused.

"Uh... Dr. Liu, she is not Chinese."

Lin Yu held his forehead and sighed, explaining.

"Oh! No wonder."

"Men... period is not good."

"Oh, oh! It's period."

Hearing this, Li Li Zhien finally reacted, her face flushed, and she nodded.

"How many days?"

Dr. Liu asked again in detail.

"How many days? Thirty days."

Li Li Zhien blurted out without hesitation.

"3.4?"

Dr. Liu’s expression froze, a bit surprised.

"30 days!"

Li Li Zhien scratched her head, not knowing if her expression was problematic.

"3.4 won't do; that’s all abnormal."

"Your cholesterol is too high."

Dr. Liu then pointed his finger at the position of the gallbladder.

"Shorts worn too high?"

Li Li Zhien blinked rapidly, a bit confused.

Isn't this a physical checkup?

How does it have anything to do with shorts!

Listening to the back-and-forth dialogue between Dr. Liu and Li Li Zhien, Lin Yu and the intern apprentice were both dumbfounded.

Damn!

What the hell is this!?

It’s completely like a chicken talking to a duck; they aren't on the same channel at all.

The problem is that the two of them can still keep chatting; they are both talents!

"Then where are my good parts?"

"Are they all bad parts?"

Li Li Zhien looked worried, squeezing out a smile.

"Your stomach and intestines..."

Dr. Liu tilted his head, feeling the pulse at his fingertips.

"Stomach and intestines are good?"

Li Li Zhien’s eyes lit up; finally, there was a good part.

"Your stomach and intestines are bad, chronic gastroenteritis, stool is not formed."

Dr. Liu sighed.

"..."

Li Li Zhien’s body slumped, instantly looking like life was meaningless.

The livestream room was laughing their heads off.

"Hahaha, others have barrier-free communication, but with this young lady, it’s become all-barrier, no-communication."

"'Shorts worn too high, cholesterol too high', I’m dying of laughter. Even a script couldn't write such a funny scene."

"First time hearing someone ask a doctor to praise her good parts."

"This is the highest realm of 'read but replied randomly', right?"

"The young lady is cute and dazed, the old Chinese doctor is interesting and straightforward."

"Indeed straightforward! I saw Dr. Liu before, and he thought I had mental problems because I was easily irritable and liked to curse. After Dr. Liu did a detailed check and pulse reading... he said I was just simply lacking in character."

"Hahahahaha."

"..."

Amidst the laughter.

The consultation switched to Lin Yu.

Li Li Zhien, with a bitter face, gave up her seat and stood to the side, eating melon (gossiping) online.

"Young man, you look like you have a pretty good physical condition."

Dr. Liu looked Lin Yu up and down and praised him sincerely.

It was visible to the naked eye that his physique was very well-proportioned.

His complexion radiated a natural red glow, which wasn't a color that makeup technology could achieve.

"It’s passable."

Lin Yu chuckled and handed over his wrist.

However, when Dr. Liu placed his fingers on the pulse at the 'Cun Guan Chi' position, his expression changed instantly, and he was no longer calm.

"What's wrong? Teacher Liu."

Seeing Vice Dean Liu’s furrowed brows and trembling fingers.

Both interns were somewhat shocked.

Old Liu is definitely considered a titan in the medical circle.

He is usually extremely calm in his conduct.

"Remaining unmoved even when Mount Tai collapses before one" is exactly the kind of person Old Liu is.

Now, just by taking a simple pulse, why is he no longer calm?

His sparse, graying hair began to shake violently, clearly having seen something exciting.

Could it be?

The two interns looked at Lin Yu and sighed.

"Lin Yu Oppa, are you okay?"

Li Li Zhien also noticed the change in the doctor's expression.

He was joking and chatting happily with her earlier, but as soon as he touched Lin Yu's pulse, the style changed.

Could it be that Lin Yu has some terminal illness?

Thinking of this, Li Li Zhien’s heart shrank.

She couldn't help but feel a bit worried.

"Wait, don't speak."

Dean Liu narrowed his eyes, raised his other hand, and signaled for everyone to be silent.

His right fingers pressed firmly against Lin Yu’s wrist again.

He closed his eyes, feeling the tactile feedback from his fingertips.

The live stream was also dumbfounded by this inexplicable operation from Dr. Liu.

"Damn, what's the situation? Could it be that Lin Yu has some serious illness?"

"Very likely. Over the past year, Brother Yu has been running around recording so many shows and guest-starring in many movies; his body probably can't take it anymore."

"After all, he's a young man; burning himself out like this, his body must have been hollowed out long ago. He's weak now."

"Exactly! These artists mostly mingle with wine and women, having so many top-tier female companions; maybe his body was ruined long ago."

"......"

Vice Dean Liu in the consultation room had an expression that shifted between shock and joy.

This pulse condition was truly incredible.

The cun, guan, and chi on the wrist, floating, middle, and sinking, correspond to the real-time condition of the five internal organs and six viscera.

And Lin Yu’s kidney meridian was beating very strangely right now. For an ordinary person with abundant energy, the feeling when touched...

...is like beans bouncing on a winnowing basket.

The rhythm is steady with slight pauses.

But Lin Yu’s pulse, especially the kidney meridian, felt like a raging flood when touched.

If one were to compare it, a normal man’s kidney pulse beat is like riding a bicycle, while Lin Yu’s is simply like the roar of a sports car engine.

Vice Dean Liu has been practicing medicine for 50 years and has never felt such a pulse.

Whether it’s a boxer who excels in explosive power.

Or a marathon runner with lasting endurance.

Or even special forces soldiers from the military region, none have been this fierce, powerful, and imposing.