Chapter 53
“Lin Yu, do you still want your face?”
Bai Lu drooped her eyelids and said unhappily.
“Who are you being sarcastic about having thick legs?”
Song Song Yuqi crossed her arms and puffed out her cheeks.
The livestream chat instantly boiled over.
“Hahahaha, why are they getting jealous, so interesting! Lin Yu’s charm is too great.”
“First of all, I’m not a psychologist, but has anyone noticed that since Lin Yu became the guard leader, the two girls have unconditionally obeyed him? I don’t know what this is called in psychology, because as I said at the beginning, I’m not a psychologist.”
“Holy crap! You dog, I actually read it word for word, you’re even more shameless than Lin Yu.”
“Bai Lu wifey is confused! What’s there to be jealous of, envying Lin Yu’s first day.”
“Song Yuqi wifey is confused! Your legs aren’t thick at all, envying Lin Yu’s first day.”
“Lin Yu: Don’t bother me, I want to watch the pretty girls dance.”
“.......”
Inside the hall, the dancers’ performance reached its finale.
“The King is about to appear.”
“Next is the final treasure presentation stage.”
“There are two royal tents at the front of the hall.”
“The King sits in the royal tent on the side of the leader.”
“Later, we will invite the envoy with the code name Jing Ke to display the treasure they brought.”
“If in the end, Jing Ke and the leader are in the same group,”
“Jing Ke can come before the King,”
“and present the treasure to the King.”
“Then the Jing Ke envoy group wins.”
“Now, the envoy with the code name Jing Ke will present the treasure to the King.”
After Director Yao finished speaking, Fan Fan Chengcheng and Zhou Shen started looking around; now, only they didn’t know who Jing Ke was.
“Holy crap! It’s Sha-ge.”
“Ah! How could it be Sha-ge?”
Zhou Shen and Fan Fan Chengcheng covered their mouths in surprise.
Director Yao: I really suspect these two were raised on Sanlu milk powder!?
Their brains are a bit off!
They saw Sha Yi holding a tray, clumsily getting up, and slowly climbing the long steps in front of the royal tent.
He knelt steadily in front of the tent on the right,
“Envoy Jing Ke.”
Sha Yi said these four words with great flair, causing a burst of laughter from the audience.
“Present the map.”
As he spoke, the yellow cowhide map was slowly unfolded, and the territory of the State of Chu appeared on the paper.
Yangwu City!
Lelin City!
Jie’an City!
And right at the far right of the unfolded map, a cold light flashed, and a dagger was prominently displayed.
“I am the envoy with the code name Jing Ke.”
Sha Yi picked up the dagger, raised it above his head, and revealed a sinister smile.
“If the King is in the royal tent on Jing Ke’s side, then Jing Ke wins.”
“If he is on the other side, the envoy wins.”
“Now, let’s invite the King.”
The scene was filled with deafening drumbeats.
Every sound, every drumbeat seemed to hit everyone’s heart, and a tense atmosphere instantly permeated the air.
“Quick, quick, quick.”
“Watch me kill the Qin King.”
“My dagger is already starving and thirsty.”
Sha Yi held the dagger, excited and agitated.
The other four envoys in the audience were also ready to go, staring fixedly at the royal tent, waiting to get the small gold gift for this episode.
With a sound of bells and drums, the royal tent slowly opened.
The Qin King revealed his true face.
Sha Yi: “What”?!
Li Chen: “Holy crap”?!
Zheng Kai: “Huh”?!
Hou Hou Minghao: “No way”?!
Zhang Zhang Ruonan: “Ah”?!
All five envoys showed expressions of disbelief.
Assassin Sha Yi rubbed his eyes vigorously, how could this be?
There’s a problem, could it be that the *Running Man* livestream dares to play dirty, this is too bullying!
“Director! Did you change the script?”
“This is too unfair.”
“Clearly Bai Lu is the leader! Can’t afford to lose.”
“I don’t accept it! Director Yao, I look down on you.”
“.......”
Director Yao had long been prepared and was guarding against this.
He directly called three maids to bring photos made in a rush and pasted them onto the royal tent.
First picture: Lin Yu and Bai Lu swapping swords!
Second picture: Song Song Yuqi secretly swapping swords!
Third picture: Li Chen confidently pointing out that Bai Lu is the leader!
“Uh....”
Seeing this scene, the envoy team was dumbfounded.
“Sha-ge, I told you I was the leader, but you didn’t believe me.”
“And you insisted on beating drums and gongs to send me back.”
“I couldn’t help it! After all, I didn’t have voting power!”
Lin Yu sighed and spread his hands helplessly.
The meaning seemed to be.
The opportunity was already given to you, but who told you to be useless!
Hearing this, Sha Yi’s face turned livid. He calculated everything but didn’t calculate that Lin Yu would tell the truth in the end.
Li Chen fell to the ground, looking at Lin Yu in disbelief.
Calculation!
All of this was calculated by Lin Yu in advance.
And,
It was calculated from the moment he got the sword, meaning we spent a whole day thinking and researching, and it wasn’t even as good as Lin Yu’s one-minute thought.
What is this?
What kind of monster are we fighting against!
Is Lin Yu even human?
The entire envoy team was left speechless by Lin Yu’s operation, unable to refute.
【Ding】
【Envoy team resentment value increased by 100%】
【Guard team favorability value increased by 100%】
【Congratulations to the host: Strength level upgraded to max】
【Congratulations to the host: Speed level upgraded to max】
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Guizhou Duyun Qin-Han Film and Television City.
The drizzling rain is still falling non-stop.
In the ancient-style capital, on the magnificent palace, there is a burst of laughter and scolding.
“So, I announce that the winner this time is”
“The guard team led by Lin Yu.”
“Please everyone, collect the winning team’s gifts.”
Director Yao waved his hand at the production team.
The maids in green stepped on clouds and brought up small sandalwood boxes.
“Wow! It’s really gold.”
“So beautiful!”
“Let me take a bite.”
They saw that in the small sandalwood boxes, pure gold tags were placed, shining brightly under the lights, dazzling and eye-catching.
“Come, Zhang Ruonan.”
Lin Yu smiled slightly and handed the small wooden box over.
“Ah! Thank you.”
Zhang Zhang Ruonan’s heart skipped a beat, biting her lower lip, feeling moved, her eyes widened, not expecting Lin Yu to give the reward gift to her.
Could he be interested in her!
Looking at Lin Yu’s handsome face, Zhang Zhang Ruonan’s heart was pounding, full of anticipation.
“You’re welcome, I just wanted to show you.”
“You’ll have to give it back to me in a while.”
Lin Yu nodded, saying with certainty.
“Go to hell, who wants to see it.”
Zhang Zhang Ruonan’s face instantly drooped, and she retorted angrily.
“Ehehehehe”
Bai Lu held her knees, her mouth was numb from laughing all day, feeling like it had grown a size.
“Hahahaha, he has it! Lin Yu.”
Li Chen held his forehead, laughing uncontrollably.
“As Jing Ke, I couldn’t kill the King, so today I’ll kill you for Zhang Ruonan.”
Sha Yi laughed and took out the prop dagger to gesture.
“Don’t run.”
Everyone could see that Lin Yu really wanted to give the gift to Zhang Zhang Ruonan, and just now was just for show.
Another round of chasing and playing made the number of people in the livestream reach its peak.
“Hahaha, I’m dying of laughter, I perfectly missed the parent-teacher meeting just now, what should I do now?”
“Listen to me, this is very unfavorable for the child’s physical and mental development, and will leave psychological shadows on the road of growth. If it doesn’t work, let’s take advantage of being young and start a new account!”
“I feel like Lin Yu’s emotional intelligence is so high! Giving gifts like this, not feeling awkward, and maximizing the show effect, I can really learn a lot from this Lin Yu.”
“I feel like this episode of the show has surpassed the earliest *Running Man*, there wasn’t a single boring moment, it made me pee in the potty just now.”
“The guy above is too pretentious, I pee in a Pulsation bottle.”
“Is that it? I can pee in a Master Kong bottle.”
“Hehe! I can pee in an oral liquid bottle.”
“I’m not talented, I can pee in the straw of an oral liquid bottle.”
“I can drink it!”
“.........”
As soon as these three words came out, the entire chat went quiet.
“Welcome everyone to watch the livestream recording of the *Running Man* program team on time next week.”
“Run! Brothers!”
Inside the magnificent Qin King’s palace, all the *Running Man* guests raised their forearms in unison, revealing full smiles, and shouted loudly.
Lin Yu, who should have been standing in the center, gave his position directly to the guest stars Zhang Zhang Ruonan and Hou Hou Minghao.
“Lin Yu, you should be standing in the center.”
When Zhang Zhang Ruonan and Hou Hou Minghao finished filming the ending, they realized they were standing in the wrong place and looked apologetic.
With Lin Yu’s performance and popularity, the two of them did indeed steal the spotlight.
“It doesn’t matter, I don’t lack this bit of popularity, besides, I should have helped you promote your new drama.”
Zhang Zhang Ruonan and Hou Hou Minghao were stunned when they heard this.
If someone else said this, it would definitely be sarcastic, but Lin Yu, he really doesn’t lack it, and the feeling of thinking about others everywhere makes his personality charm reach its peak.
“Sorry!”
“I caused trouble for everyone just now.”
“It’s all for the show, don’t mind it.”
Lin Yu helped the staff clean up the battlefield while shouting to everyone.
Zheng Kai: What are you saying? We should thank you instead! Who would complain about too much screen time!
Sha Yi: It’s over! Being Jing Ke, I’ve disgraced the Assassin Alliance, Lin Yu, you kid, take a kick from me.
Li Chen: And me! You tricked me so badly today, Sha-ge, how about we give him a ride! Since this hall has red lacquer pillars.
Fan Fan Chengcheng: I’m coming too.
Zhou Shen: Count me in.
Bai Lu: Lin Yu, you have to be responsible for me, my stomach hurts from laughing today.
Lin Yu: Just give birth to it, watch me run away!
Song Song Yuqi: Hahahaha, Lin Yu, when it comes to being a dog, there’s really no one more dog than you, I can even imagine you running away with your phone at the door of the delivery room after blocking someone.
!!!
Hou Hou Minghao and Zhang Zhang Ruonan saw this moment, and for some reason, their hearts felt like they were grabbed. To be honest, they were a little envious of this group of people. In the complex and treacherous environment of the entertainment industry, having a friend like Lin Yu is truly enviable.
On stage, Lin Yu was playing with memes and being cheeky.
And off stage, Lin Yu was a humble gentleman, polite and courteous.
With this charm! Who wouldn’t be attracted?
“Hahahaha.”
“Director, why are you crying?”
The production staff were originally laughing their heads off, but seeing Director Yao choking up, they surrounded him, asking with concern and confusion.
They saw that Director Yao’s eyes were already red, filled with excited tears.
As a director with ten years of experience in variety shows, at this moment, he didn’t see any joking or arguing.
But saw two words!
“I saw two words—Team Soul!”
“It’s the *Running Man* team soul.”
“It’s back!”
“Clatter.”
After hearing Director Yao’s sonorous and enunciated words, dozens of *Running Man* staff members were stunned on the spot, as if petrified, and the things in their hands scattered all over the floor.
That’s right! This feeling is right! The team soul is back!
There are many people here who have followed the *Running Man* crew since the first season. These nearly ten years of time have been spent working hard together, dedicating all their youth and heart to the *Running Man* program team.
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