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Chapter 618: How is it, did I poke it comfortably!? (Please subscribe)

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"Hahaha, holy crap, Wei Daxun! It killed me with laughter. It should be called 'Wei Tai Xun' (Smells Too Stinky)."

"Wei Daxun: Next time, please don't involve me. First of all, I didn't provoke any of you." "Holy crap! It really doesn't look like acting. The stench on the scene is drifting through the screen."

"It's definitely not fake. Da Mi Mi and Peng Peng's expressions have changed, plus the force with which they're pinching their noses, the smell must be very strong and overpowering."

"Nonsense! Stinky tofu plus garlic and scallions—you can imagine how sour and refreshing it is."

"Hey, what is Lin Yu doing? Does he really want Teacher Da to die on this show? He's started developing biochemical weapons. Isn't this a proper *Breaking Bad*?"

"I felt sorry for Huang Minghao at first, now I feel a bit sorry for Da Zhangwei. It's not even the main episode yet, and it's already this hard. Money isn't easy to earn this season!"

"I know, Lin Yu must want Da Zhangwei to touch this biochemical weapon. Holy crap! I can't even stand the smell, if he has to touch it later—*hiss*! This scene is too beautiful to look at!"

"Wow! The dog is here, it's so cute!"

"......"

In the camera shot,

the production team also sent over a small white Pomeranian in real-time.

The dog was raised by the production team staff; it was lively, cute, and smart, and it was even wearing a small pink vest.

You don't need to look to know it must be a pampered little female dog.

"Ah! We aren't really going to touch the dog, right?"

Zhang Yixing blinked, confused.

"Who said anything about touching the dog?"

"I plan to let Teacher Da touch *this*."

As Lin Yu spoke, he took a *baba* citrus (a type of mandarin) from the basket, placed it under the lampshade, and while drying and heating it, he smiled.

???

Before everyone could react,

Lin Yu had already taken out a knife and dug a hole in the center of the *baba* citrus.

He poured the "Wei Daxun" he had just developed into it.

The level of professionalism was jaw-dropping!

"This whole process—no way, are you going to?"

Yang Mi's beautiful eyes darted, and the corner of her mouth twitched.

She secretly thought: If he does this, I'm afraid no guest will dare to come to *Secret Room Escape* next season!

"Heaven bless me! Luckily I didn't draw this one."

Huang Minghao put his hands together and prayed silently.

His mentality was suddenly much more balanced.

If he had chosen this stage, he would probably have to say goodbye to the word "idol" completely.

"Hahaha, this is too saucy!"

"I can't wait to see Teacher Da's expression."

Zhang Yixing and Peng Yuchang understood in seconds and were rubbing their hands, looking forward to it.

"Teacher Da, we've chosen."

Huang Minghao stepped forward and took off Da Zhangwei's headphones.

"Hmm, what's that smell?"

A strange smell permeating the air immediately alerted Da Zhangwei.

"Little Jia (Huang Minghao), did you fart?"

Hearing Da Zhangwei's question, Huang Minghao said nothing.

Heh heh! Teacher Da still has the heart to joke; the problem you're facing now isn't something a fart can solve. You'd better worry more about yourself.

"Alright, Teacher Da, you can touch it now."

Yang Mi pinched her nose from afar and said in a milky voice.

"Ok, no problem."

Da Zhangwei was also an old hand at variety shows, especially this kind of box-touching game segment; he'd played it at least a dozen times.

He'd already summarized the experience: when blindfolded, touch and smell are extremely important.

Next is taste and hearing.

As long as you're careful, it's easy to guess!

Bring it on!

Da Zhangwei was full of confidence and ready to go.

Although the guests set the question, the object must still be in the container. No matter how they play, what kind of tricks can they come up with?

"Teacher Da, here!"

Lin Yu was wearing gloves, and with his other hand, he gently held Da Zhangwei's wrist and pushed it into the *baba* citrus.

!!!

The live broadcast room saw this scene, and the screen was full of exclamation marks.

"Holy crap! So direct? He just poked it in? Is this the treatment for members? Although it's a bit disgusting, it's so exciting!"

"Hahaha! This segment is too fun. Lin Yu, you really are something!"

"Da Zhangwei: Mom! I think I'm dirty!"

"Holy cow! I know why they found a puppy. It turns out it was... Hahahahaha! I'm dying of laughter. Is this a plot that a carbon-based lifeform could think of?"

"......"

Seeing this scene, Yang Mi and the others also widened their eyes and curiously took a step forward, but after smelling the stinky odor, they took two steps back.

"Hey, it's so hot and soft!"

Da Zhangwei felt a warm current at his fingertips, and his fingers were completely wrapped tightly.

What's the situation? Where did he poke into?

This seems to have poked into the inside of something.

Why is it hot? So strange!

Da Zhangwei was quite curious. People are like this: after overcoming fear in the dark, what follows is a crazy exploration of the unknown.

After Da Zhangwei pulled his fingers out of the *baba* citrus, he even specifically rubbed them a few times.

This viscosity! Why does it feel like it's stringy?!

"Teacher Da, how is it? Did you guess it?"

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