Chapter 80: Bai Lu

"Hahaha, I’m dying of laughter. This is the rhythm of sending my wife Bai Lu away!"

"Passerby on Cemetery Road: Oh my! There’s someone here who was flicked to death by a forehead tap."

"Bai Lu: Even if I become a ghost, I will erase the cause of death on my tombstone."

"Hahaha, it’s perfect, the imagery is so vivid, I’ve already started laughing."

"I didn't expect this episode to be so funny right from the start. Lin Yu is truly a master of memes; I estimate no one in the entire domestic entertainment industry can surpass him. Setting up Cheng Xiao, scaring Bai Lu—can he please act like a normal person?"

"......"

Under the camera,

Lin Yu was calm and composed, as if he were performing a craniotomy!

"Shall I begin then?"

Lin Yu walked unhurriedly to Bai Lu and raised his arm.

"Don't worry, Bai Lu, Lin Yu is just joking, he definitely won't use real force."

"Yeah! It’s all just for the show, Bai Lu, don't be afraid."

Before everyone could finish their concerned words!

In a flash, Lin Yu made his move. His finger streaked through the air like an afterimage, moving so fast it was invisible to the naked eye.

"Bang!"

A crisp sound rang out against Bai Lu’s forehead. Everything went silent, as if someone had struck a very spiritual wooden fish.

"Wuwuwu! It doesn't hurt."

Bai Lu gritted her teeth and kept her eyes closed, saying nothing after those words.

"You say it doesn't hurt? Bai Lu, you've got deer antlers popping out on your head."

Lin Yu pointed at the red mark with a grin.

"Ah! You might as well not live either!"

Hearing Lin Yu’s mockery, Bai Lu instantly exploded. It was as if a seal had been broken; she lunged at Lin Yu, claws bared, and they were soon tangled in a ball again.

"Hahahaha, stop fighting, we're live streaming!"

"You two! You're truly hopeless."

"I bet you were sworn enemies in your past lives."

After the production team finished a round of heavy Thick Anmuxi promotion,

the Running Man cast followed the production team and took a bus to the next mission point.

"The market we are currently at is the Yanji West Market."

"It is a comprehensive trade market with the ethnic characteristics of the Lin Chaoxian people."

"......"

"The mission location this time is inside the West Market."

"Now, please make your second choice of the day."

"There are two ways to reach the mission point."

"One is to take the stairs."

"One is to take the escalator."

"You can discuss how you want to go up."

"We will depart one by one later."

After Director Yao finished speaking, wails echoed through the bus.

Everyone had originally planned to form a private alliance to sanction Lin Yu, but this staggered departure threw their plans into chaos.

"Do you all feel a bit tired now?"

Li Chen racked his brain and stood up to hint at everyone.

"Hahaha! It's useless! The more you say that, the less people will take the elevator,"

Bai Lu said with a laugh, rubbing the deer antlers on her head.

"This is a probability problem in itself; it's impossible to guess, and there's no way to mislead anyone."

Zheng Kai pointed out the key to this mission.

Lin Yu was also deep in thought with his eyes closed. Everyone’s vigilance was very high now; continuing to play the emotional card or using verbal guidance definitely wouldn't work.

"Lin Yu, you go first."

"Right! Exactly, let Lin Yu go first."

"Yu! You already got 6 points on the dice last round, give us a chance to be selfish for once."

"OK! Alright."

Lin Yu opened his eyes and, without the slightest hesitation, walked off the bus.

"Ahhhhh! Lin Yu!"

In the Yanji West Market, the entire street had been cordoned off.

The roadside was filled with the deafening, massive screams of young female fans.

"Lin Yu, you're so handsome!"

"Lin Yu, look over here!"

"Lin Yu, can you sign an autograph for me?"

Listening to the surrounding clamor and shouts,

Lin Yu paused, his heart stirred, but he helplessly shook his head with a bitter smile.

After all, he was at work, not at a fan meeting. If he went over to greet them now, he would be letting down the Running Man production team’s appearance fee!

This was also the first time Lin Yu had been in such close contact with so many fans, and the scene left him with many thoughts.

It seems,

releasing records, holding fan meetings, and concerts are imperative in the future. He can't keep mixing in the industry with just this "variety show personality" label; he needs to have some actual works, otherwise, he wouldn't be worthy of the support of these fanatical fans.

"Oh!"

As Lin Yu entered the West Gate, he spotted two road signs pointing in two different directions.

Choose the elevator!

Choose the stairs!

"Hello, the mission point is on the fifth floor, please make your choice."

The staff member nodded with a smile.

"Choosing the elevator or the stairs actually makes no difference; the main problem is how to be on the side with fewer people."

Lin Yu analyzed at high speed for the camera.

"The stairs! For the girls doing the show, it's definitely unrealistic, especially with such a high floor; they'd probably need a makeup artist for touch-ups after climbing up."

"With the exquisite makeup of Baby, Bai Lu, and Cheng Xiao today, they will most likely choose the elevator."

That leaves Sha Yi, Li Chen, Zheng Kai, and Zhou Shen!

Then how about this... hehe!

Meanwhile,

the people on the bus were also analyzing Lin Yu. It looked as exciting as a cat-and-mouse game or a police-and-thief battle.

"I feel like Lin Yu will definitely take the stairs. Although I don't know how many floors there are, his physical strength is definitely up to it."

Zheng Kai also exercises frequently; only after clashing with Lin Yu last time did he realize there is always someone better.

Lin Yu’s physique is comparable to a national-level athlete; a terrifying existence.

"How about you all take the stairs, and we three girls take the elevator? That way, no matter the result, the outcome will be acceptable."

Yang Ying’s beautiful eyes turned, and she blurted out.

"Makes sense."

"Lin Yu takes the elevator, we have our three sisters."

"Lin Yu takes the stairs, we have plenty of R-coins this round anyway."

"Good! It's settled."

"Alright!"

"......."

Watching the real-time footage in the monitoring room, Director Yao shook his head. No matter how cunning the fox is, it still can't outsmart the old hunter!