Chapter 83: Zhou Shen: You bastard!!! (Seeking full subscriptions)

"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter. When I saw Brother Sha full of confidence at the beginning, I thought he could brave any danger, but I didn't expect ten floors to scare him off."

"Pfft! Brother Sha was blaming Lin Yu, but once he saw the ice cream, he forgot everything. That's too real!"

"Baby, it's not that I'm not good, it's that my teammates are too weak! If I had known, I should have gone myself."

"I was wondering why Lin Yu was so close to that young lady, it turns out he was turning her! Hahaha, the young lady almost laughed when she tricked Brother Sha, she's too cute."

"Oh my god! Why do I have a strong premonition that Lin Yu will get the reward alone again!"

"Impossible! Li Chen the Big Black Bull, Zheng Kai the Little Cheetah—although Zhou Shen’s physique might be a bit worse, climbing a few floors is definitely no problem. You can tell from when Zhou Shen rips name tags, his endurance is very good. Calculating it this way, it's a tie, Lin Yu won't get the dice points."

"Makes sense, this could only scare Brother Sha who is in poor health. Don't blame Lin Yu for what he said, you use so much toilet paper every day, your waist is ruined."

"Sha Yi: You only talk about my waist, you don't mention my age at all!"

"........"

On the bus.

"Come on! Next, Zhou Shen."

Hearing the production team call his name, Zhou Shen stood up, full of energy.

"Don't worry, I'll definitely take the stairs, no need to remind me."

Zhou Shen was still very conscious and got straight to the point.

"That's good! Shen, you go first, Big Black Bull and I will follow immediately."

Zheng Kai was in a great mood, squinting his eyes as if victory was in his grasp.

"Of course I'm not worried, Shen definitely has no problem with endurance, haha! It's not like he has to do push-ups."

Big Black Bull stood up and specifically pressed Zhou Shen’s calves to warm him up.

"Then I'm going down."

"Waiting for you upstairs."

Zhou Shen jumped off the bus with a smile, full of energy.

"Huhu! Zhou Shen!"

"Shen!"

"Look over here!"

Just after getting off the bus, Zhou Shen was greeted by the cheers of his fans.

Although not as crazy as Lin Yu’s, they showed the enthusiasm of Linji fans.

"Let's go in from here."

Zhou Shen looked at the stairwell entrance and asked.

"Wow! Is it time to make a choice?"

Zhou Shen looked at the two mission stickers, his heart tightening.

"Please make your choice!"

The young lady spread her hands, looking forward to Zhou Shen’s answer.

"I choose to take the stairs."

Since Zhou Shen said he would take the stairs, he naturally wouldn't break his promise.

"Then please climb the stairs! The mission point is on the tenth floor."

The young lady raised the Running Man flag after speaking.

"Ten floors! Where are there ten floors here?"

Zhou Shen wittily stuck out his tongue, making a face that said "don't try to scare me here."

When Zhou Shen got off the bus just now, he glanced at the entire Yanji West Market several times; it was at most six floors, where would ten floors come from?

Seeing Zhou Shen’s performance, Director Yao gave a thumbs up secretly. Finally, there’s someone in our Running Man group who can count.

"Climbing the stairs~"

"Mountain to mountain, cliff to cliff."

"Bees gathering flowers in the deep mountains."

"Bees die for gathering flowers."

"Liang Shanbo for Zhu Yingtai."

"Yi~ na~"

Zhou Shen sang folk songs while climbing to liven things up.

This also drew praise from a large number of fans in the live stream. Unlike other singers who are stingy with their words, as long as there is an opportunity, this little songbird Zhou Shen can't help but show off his voice!

Zhou Shen’s voice was already very penetrating, and it echoed in the building, lingering in the ears.

"Uh."

Suddenly, the singing in the stairwell stopped abruptly.

Zhou Shen was like someone hit by a freezing spell, trapped firmly in place, unable to move a muscle.

[Please do ten standard push-ups on this floor.]

Ah?

It was really predicted by the crow-mouthed Big Black Bull Li Chen.

Zhou Shen was originally relaxed, but seeing this banner, he couldn't laugh anymore.

"Oh! So the production team was waiting for me here."

"However, this is indeed a bit..."

It's fine to have Zhou Shen climb the stairs, but are ten standard push-ups a bit too much?

"Could it be?"

A flash of inspiration hit Zhou Shen, and he walked directly to the mission banner to examine it carefully for a long time.

He had a feeling just now that this Running Man mission banner looked fake.

"This handwriting... these frames... even this R is fine! It can't be any more real."

"Oh! Hahaha, I've been made paranoid by the production team lately."

"........"

The live stream saw this scene and was hit by a thunderbolt.

"Holy crap! So Lin Yu went to do this just now. It reminds me of an old saying: if there are no difficulties, create them. Lin Yu really went to create difficulties."

"Hahahaha, Zhou Shen looked at it for a long time, what was he looking at?"

"Didn't everyone notice that this mission banner looks just like what the production team makes?"

"Damn! I zoomed in just now, and to be honest, you can't distinguish it at all."

"My god! Don't question Zhou Shen’s eyesight, everyone can compare what Lin Yu drew with what the production team uses; even with careful observation, it's hard to tell the difference!"

"Damn! Is Lin Yu even human? He's a living printing press, a human printer!"

"Hahaha, so Zhou Shen has to do push-ups here? I'm looking forward to this awkward and funny scene."

"......."

In the Yanji West Market stairwell.

"Let's try."

Zhou Shen took a deep breath, and after speaking, he crawled onto the ground.

Arms exerting force,

Exerting force!

"1...1...1"

Zhou Shen managed to shake himself like a butterfly, his thin arms becoming butterfly wings.

He was just fanning the air, but couldn't push himself up.

"Wow! This is the production team targeting my lack of upper body strength! Too much."

"2"

"3...3.5"

"Ah! I can't do it, I'm going to take the elevator."

"Does the production team have to be so mean, do they have to target me like this?"

Zhou Shen calculated that even if he took the elevator, Brother Sha, Brother Chen, and Brother Kai would definitely be able to complete the mission.

This is equivalent to him and the three girls taking the elevator, and the other four taking the stairs—a tie. That's actually pretty good.

Before long,

Zhou Shen walked out of the west side of the fifth-floor mission point with big strides, head held high.

"Shen! What did you choose?"

Seeing Zhou Shen come upstairs, Yang Ying, Bai Lu, Cheng Xiao, and Sha Yi hurried over.

This was the most critical and important link!

"Zhou Shen, you definitely climbed the stairs, right?"

Yang Ying’s heart tightened, her brows furrowed, staring with wide eyes, asking urgently.

"Uh... I took the elevator."

"Did Brother Sha also take the elevator?"

As soon as Zhou Shen said this, Yang Ying and the other four were stunned.

We agreed on everything in the car downstairs, but when it came to the critical moment of choosing, why did you treat your promise like a fart?

"Don't worry about me, tell us what happened to you?"

Sha Yi’s heart stirred, and he glanced next door; sure enough, Lin Yu was already beaming with joy.

"Zhou Shen! You must have been tricked."

"Did the young lady downstairs say it was ten floors, so you gave up?"

Sha Yi looked at Zhou Shen with burning eyes, hoping to find someone to share the blame with.

"What ten floors? Only a fool would believe that nonsense. How low must your IQ be to..."

"Brother Sha, you didn't believe it, did you!"

Zhou Shen suddenly felt a cold light scanning him and reacted instantly.

"Hahahaha!"

As soon as this was said, looking at the red-faced Sha Yi, everyone couldn't hold it in.

"You still have the nerve to laugh, Lin Yu, isn't this all because of you?"

After Sha Yi said this, everyone laughed even harder.

Even the live stream camera shook violently.

"Then tell us, why did you take the elevator?"

Yang Ying, Bai Lu, and the others blinked curiously.

According to Zhou Shen’s personality and character, he shouldn't be cutting corners!

"It's because I had to do push-ups to climb the stairs."

"Let me tell you, I entered the stairwell and found that the production team had posted a mission banner."

"Asking the guest to do ten standard push-ups."

"......."

Zhou Shen complained pitifully and aggrievedly.

Lin Yu: "Is it this banner?"

Zhou Shen: "Yes, that's the one."

"Let me tell you, I used all my strength at the time."

"I... ah?"

"No way."

Zhou Shen suddenly realized as he was talking.

Everyone’s eyes turned back to Lin Yu.

Lin Yu took out a dozen identical mission banners from his backpack and was showing them off with a big grin.

Zhou Shen: You bastard!!!

"Damn! Why is it your trick again?"

"Lin Yu, are you vicious or what?"

— Author's Notes —

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