Chapter 85: This stairwell is where I brought Brother Chen to retire
"Hahahaha, damn it, what is this???"
"I don't know what to say about Brother Chen, sigh! Forget it, let's just laugh."
"Damn! I'm watching the live stream in the hospital testing department, and they asked me to take a urine sample for an ultrasound. I laughed so hard I peed on my hand, damn it."
"Big Black Bull is fierce enough, but he has zero IQ! Laughed until I vomited. I have to vomit inside my girlfriend tonight, this variety show is so satisfying."
"Buddy! You're really satisfied! Can I sign up, can you let me be satisfied once too?"
"I've never seen such an absurd plot. Lin Yu really put in a lot of effort! He actually opened a side quest for Big Black Bull."
"Hahaha! How can we play this? Play a game, fail, push-ups! Play a game? Even an iron man would be played to death by Lin Yu."
"Li Chen: I'm afraid only I can pass this game today! Lin Yu: Yeah! Because you're the only one playing this game!"
"Hahaha! It's hilarious, I've seen the scene of IQ being crushed, trampled, and humiliated again."
"........."
Yanji West Market fifth floor.
"......"
Seeing this scene, Yang Ying was stunned, her expression extremely complex.
If they gave Yang Ying a close-up now, she would definitely win Best Actress; her face was full of various emotions.
"Ehehehe."
Bai Lu didn't care about winning or losing; seeing Big Black Bull being played around, she immediately laughed like a goose.
"You're so smart, Lin Yu."
Cheng Xiao was also shocked beyond words by the scene before her. What kind of move is this?
Is this the current domestic variety show?
It could even beat the ace variety shows of the Bangzi Kingdom! The jokes are too dense!
"Hahahaha! As expected of you, Lin Yu."
Sha Yi laughed until tears were streaming down his face. He knew Li Chen might be a bit slow, but he didn't expect him to be this slow.
"Looking at it this way, my mentality is much more balanced."
"So, there’s another level after finishing the push-ups!"
"Heeheehee! Lin Yu, you're too good at making things happen."
Zhou Shen grinned, laughing out his classic Type-C charger interface.
In the footage,
Li Chen finished his push-ups at light speed and rushed up again to the second floor.
You could already see small beads of sweat faintly on Big Black Bull’s forehead.
His figure also started to tremble slightly.
Li Chen quickly stabilized his breathing, carefully picked up the mineral water bottle, and looked up at the camera following him.
"When everyone plays this game, you must be fully focused and find where the center of gravity of the mineral water is."
"Hold the bottle in your hand, and when you throw it, throw it at a 45-degree angle downward, while flipping your wrist upward, so that the bottle can stand up more easily."
The audience in the live stream was dumbfounded.
"Holy crap! Brother Chen, you're really big-hearted! Why are you analyzing the game strategy? Brother! This isn't a game Running Man gave you!"
"Hahahaha! I'm really impressed. I used to see Brother Chen often talk about game strategies, pointing things out, and I thought Brother Chen was quite smart, but now I can't do anything but laugh."
"Oh my god! It really fits that saying: you don't know the true face of Mount Lu, only because you are in the mountain."
"Are there any elementary school students in this live stream? I suggest you try challenging the mineral water bottle."
"......."
In the stairwell, after Li Chen finished speaking, he continued to throw the bottle, adjusting his breathing and direction!
"Go!"
"Clang!"
Watching the mineral water bottle fall over again, Li Chen clenched his fists, a bit unwilling.
"Go!"
"Ahhhhh! Just a little bit off!"
"Go!"
"A pity! But I’ve found the trick, audience friends, wait for me to come back."
"........"
After saying that, Li Chen ran down with all his might to do push-ups again.
Director Yao patted his forehead: Look at me, what kind of permanent guests did I find? I finally know where the main reason for the decline in ratings is!
Yanji fifth-floor mission point.
"Pfft."
At this moment, even Yang Ying couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Impressed!
Truly completely impressed!
Is this funny guy Li Chen addicted to it?
"See that?"
"This stairwell is where I brought Brother Chen to retire."
"Look how happy he is playing."
Lin Yu said with a straight face, firmly.
After saying this, everyone in the room burst into laughter again.
"Damn Director Yao."
Just then, the production team’s statistics staff walked over quickly with a tablet, grinning.
"Can you talk properly next time?"
"What do you mean 'Damn Director Yao'?"
Director Yao was stunned; if others heard this, they would misunderstand his sexual orientation again.
"Cough cough... Director Yao."
"Good news!"
"We broke the record again."
"The number of viewers has reached 30 million, absolutely unprecedented!"
Director Yao picked up the tablet and was startled by the zigzagging line on it.
This is a live stream in broad daylight!
Although it's a day off, this data is too terrifying.
The ratings also pulled directly to about 29%!
This means that out of every ten people watching the live stream, three are watching Running Man.
Mom!
Director Yao could imagine the sponsors Thick Anmuxi and the leaders of the Zhejiang TV station laughing wildly now.
"Ring ring."
Director Yao trembled with excitement when he saw the caller ID. Why does Cao Cao appear when you talk about him? The station head is calling during the live stream?
This is unprecedented. Even for the New Year’s Eve concert and the Zhejiang TV Spring Festival Eve Gala, the station head was calm and composed.
"Hello, this is Xiao Yao."
"Station Head! Please instruct."
"Alright! Alright!"
After hanging up the phone, Director Yao waved his fist, unable to contain his excitement.
Damn!
The station actually canceled other programs and will broadcast two episodes on Saturday and Sunday!
Invincible!
"Hurry! Notify the staff of each department."
"Work overtime! There’s another live stream tomorrow."
"Right! Hurry up and let Zheng Kai get off the bus! Li Chen won't be done for a while!"
Director Yao was amused to see Li Chen still tirelessly throwing mineral water bottles, but he didn't dare to stop him casually.
"Next, Brother Kai!"
"You can get off the bus."
End of Chapter
