Chapter 897

Everyone spoke at once, each offering their own answer.

"None of them are right."

"The quietest thing in the zoo is the gorilla!"

Lin Yu said with a faint smile.

!??

"Why the gorilla?"

"Gorillas aren't exactly known for being well-behaved, so how could they be the quietest?"

Everyone looked bewildered.

They wanted to hear the logical explanation from Lin Yu.

"Because when a gorilla gets angry, it goes 'qiao-mi-mi' (quietly)!"

Lin Yu said, enunciating every word.

"'Qiao-mi-mi'? Knock-knock-mi-mi!"

"Hahahahaha."

"Pfft! Hahaha."

"Brother Yu, this joke of yours is even colder than ours."

However, the very next moment—

A loud boom came from the ceiling.

A ghostly figure dropped down from mid-air.

It landed right in front of Lin Yu's team.

"Hahahaha!"

"'Qiao-mi-mi'!"

The actor playing the ghost couldn't help but laugh twice.

He hurriedly scurried away in embarrassment.

"Holy crap, what the hell?"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Brother Yu, your lame pun seems to have scared the ghost away."

In the live stream room.

The audience was also roaring with laughter at this scene.

"Hahahahaha! This actor is too unlucky. He lurked for so long, only to be laughed into submission by Lin Yu's dad joke."

"Pfft, I'm dying of laughter. What even is this! You know puns are supposed to be fined, right?"

"I don't know about others, but I actually find these cold jokes pretty funny. I was definitely amused."

"That's it? You call that a cold joke?

Let me tell you one: Liu, Guan, and Zhang were drinking together from day until night, and all three were getting sleepy.

Then Liu Bei said: 'Let's stop drinking for today, we have a long future ahead (ri-fang-chang).'

Zhang Fei said: 'Big Brother, you're drunk; Second Brother's name is Yun-Chang.'"

"Holy crap! Hahahaha, that's hilarious."

"Zhuge Liang took his son to visit Guan Yu. Zhuge Liang said outside the door: 'I have brought my young son to pay respects to Lord Guan.'

Guan Yu: 'Coming is fine! Why bring fruit?'"

"Hahahaha! Brothers, are you all 250-point dogs? How do you have so many ideas?"

"Damn! You're the best. You can curse without using a single dirty word."

"......."

In the monitoring room.

The actor who had just fallen from the ceiling.

Blushed deeply.

He walked into the office.

It was just too embarrassing.

Who told him to have such a low threshold for laughter? It looked like his salary for the month was going to be docked.

Before he could even offer an apology.

The assistant director greeted him with a beaming smile.

"Not bad, you've got a good sense for variety shows."

"Keep it up."

Originally, the directing team had been a bit angry at the actor's lack of professionalism.

But seeing the overwhelming flood of comments and the unstoppable surge in popularity, they couldn't stop grinning.

Although Lin Yu's team was clearing the stages a bit too fast, the viewership ratings were climbing steadily.

It had already far exceeded their previous expectations.

"Come on, give them some more material."

The director waved his hand.

Two special actors, both two meters tall, appeared.

Wearing black cloaks and holding grim reaper scythes.

They headed in the direction of Lin Yu's team.

Striding forward with great speed.