Chapter 91

Shen Shen, who was leading the charge, smiled helplessly.

"Lin Yu, you're back too?"

"Where are the people? Where is the person you brought?"

Bai Lu squinted her eyes, leaned forward, and was completely puzzled.

"Now we will reveal whether the males you found in the local mall"

"are sorted by age from youngest to oldest."

"First, let's ask number one, Zhou Shen."

The production team also revealed the game rules.

Requirement: Males in the local mall, sorted by age from youngest to oldest.

"I found a 12-month-old little boy."

(Number one certified)

"Oh my! Then I definitely found someone too old."

"It's not my fault! There are absolutely no young people in the local specialty area."

Sha Yi looked around, secretly thinking that things had gone wrong.

The twenty-four or twenty-five-year-old guy next to Sha Yi also felt a bit awkward.

"Here."

"Brother Sha, take this."

At this moment, Lin Yu reached into his backpack and threw a can of Wangzai Milk over.

What the hell!

How did he even pull out Wangzai Milk?

Facing everyone's astonishment, Lin Yu pointed at the iron can of Wangzai Milk.

"Isn't there a little boy on this?"

After Lin Yu finished speaking, the camera zoomed in.

"Look, the packaging of Wangzai Milk is a little boy with a melon-shaped head, staring with big eyes, red cheeks, squinting, wearing an old man's undershirt, and smiling lecherously."

Lin Yu held up the Wangzai Milk while demonstrating.

"Honk honk honk honk! Lin Yu, you really know how to describe things."

Bai Lu laughed like a goose upon hearing this description.

"Hahaha! Lin Yu, you didn't even need to take the bottle out; just saying it was already very vivid."

Yang Ying also couldn't stop giggling.

"Lecherous! Lin Yu, if you hadn't said it, I wouldn't have noticed, this kid is really lecherous!"

Sha Yi picked up the Wangzai Milk bottle, examined it up and down, and sighed.

The live stream was also blooming with laughter.

"Hahahaha! Too vivid, this description directly caused Wangzai Milk's stock price to drop by 30%!"

"Plaintiff: Wangzai Milk, Defendant: Lin Yu."

"Don't say, ever since I heard Lin Yu's introduction, I can't look at the Wangzai Milk character directly. Why do I feel like his eyes are full of perversion and lecherousness?"

"Hiss! These eye movements, plus this weird outfit, don't say, it really is a bit suspicious."

"........"

Director Yao: Certification passed.

"The shelf life of Wangzai Milk is 15 months."

"It's just older than this child."

It... it works!

Director Yao hesitated for a moment before directly raising the 770 sign to indicate that the certification could pass.

After all, the production team had only said that as long as a male was found in the mall, it didn't require it to be a real person or a virtual image.

So, it could be certified.

"Hahaha, amazing."

"Holy crap! Lin Yu, you're good!"

"Yu, thanks to you."

Sha Yi stepped forward gratefully to shake his hand.

When it comes to wit, no one can compare to Lin Yu.

"Good!"

"Then for the third position, Lin Yu, what is your target object?"

After Director Yao finished speaking, everyone looked in Lin Yu's direction.

"Here."

Lin Yu took another can of Wangzai Milk out of his backpack and placed it on the table.

Holy crap!

Seeing this scene, everyone couldn't help but laugh again. How could he keep doing infinite nesting dolls? Lin Yu's operation is too slick!

Director Yao: ???

Are you treating me like a fool?

"Director Yao, it's like this."

"This time, although it's still him, it's not about the production date, but his appearance. Although he's lecherous, it's not an exaggeration to say he's about 5 years old, right?"

Lin Yu said calmly and confidently.

"......"

"Certification passed: five years old."

Director Yao bit his back teeth and muttered.

"Hahahaha."

The whole venue burst into laughter.

"Certification successful."

"However, we will set higher and stricter standards later."

"Thank you all for participating. Now, please take a short break, thank you."

"Next, we will proceed to the second round of questions."

"Please determine your serial numbers."

After Director Yao finished speaking, several guests started discussing.

"Let's put Lin Yu in the middle; his brain is flexible and easy to coordinate."

"Correct! Those with not-so-good brains should go to the ends."

After saying this, everyone looked at Sha Yi.

"Why are you all looking at me? I'm not slow-witted, I just can't find anyone."

Sha Yi frowned, feeling aggrieved.

There were very few people in the local specialty area just now, and finding a few young ones was harder than climbing to heaven.

"Second round of the game begins."

Following the production team's order, the eight guests were dispersed one by one according to the draw.

"Oh my! They moved me to the specialty area."

"This big ginseng! Wild mountain ginseng from the Northeast is the most valuable. Look, they've even made it into a decorative ornament."

Li Chen looked around; it was indeed as Old Sha said, there really weren't many people in this area.

"These are our spring and summer clothing styles for today. Let's introduce them one by one from the left."

Zheng Kai sat at the stall owner's seat of a clothing store, surrounded by mannequins of various shapes and sizes, wearing various colorful clothing styles.

"Introduce from the right."

"Victoria, Cindy, Linda, Cici."

Zheng Kai spread his hands and gestured casually.

The live stream saw this scene and instantly flooded the screen with Zheng Kai's title of "Little Prince of Nightclubs."

In Shanghai, everyone in the industry knew that Zheng Kai had his own bar. Surrounded by so many mannequin models, he looked like the ultimate form of a madam.

Zheng Kai: In this day and age, who doesn't have a side hustle?

"The second question: items from light to heavy."

"This is too simple! Isn't this an easy win?"

Sha Yi was in the grocery area this time. Seeing the dazzling array of things, he almost dazzled his old eyes.

This was much easier to find than the specialty area before.

Since he was in the first position, he'd just get a small toothpick; it must be the lightest among them.

The live stream finally felt relieved seeing Brother Sha's operation. This small toothpick was indeed very appropriate for the first position.

"Found it."

"Just this?"

Li Chen squatted down and carefully examined the giant potted plant in front of him. This thing, including the mud and soil, weighed at least a hundred pounds. This would definitely rank last.

As the last one, Li Chen nodded with self-satisfaction.

Actually,

just as everyone analyzed, it was actually easier to choose at the ends of the team. The middle required considering both sides and even analyzing the teammates' thoughts.

"So difficult!"

Bai Lu, who was in the 5th position, paced back and forth in front of the imported food area, thinking for a long time without knowing what to choose.

It was too hard to decide!

"Right, anyway, with Lin Yu in charge, am I overthinking it?"

Bai Lu smiled, then directly took a 10-pound bag of millet. Don't look at Bai Lu's small arms and legs; she carried this 10-pound millet without any influence, walking as fast as flying.

Cheng Xiao and Yang Ying were equally conflicted.

Cheng Xiao was in the 3rd position, Lin Yu in the 4th, and Yang Ying in the 5th.

This meant that,

Cheng Xiao needed to take something on the lighter side, but not too light.

"Milk tablets!"

While walking by, Cheng Xiao happened to see beautifully packaged milk tablets.

"Auntie, how heavy is this?"

"It's a 3-pound pack."

Cheng Xiao was quite satisfied after hearing this result.

Logically speaking, Brother Sha and Zhou Shen should have chosen something very light, so her 3 pounds should be about right.

And on Yang Ying's side,

coincidentally, she also walked to the dairy product area.

Unfortunately, there was no Thick Anmuxi here, otherwise, given Yang Ying's personality of sucking up to sponsors, she would definitely have hugged a box of Thick Anmuxi and gone back.

"Is there pure goat milk here?"

Yang Ying's big eyes suddenly lit up.

"Auntie, how much is this per pound?"

"It's a 2-pound pack."

Yang Ying paused and began her own analysis.

Brother Sha and Zhou Shen are in the first two positions, so they probably took something very light, the kind of light that can't be measured. Cheng Xiao and Lin Yu must have thought of this, so I reckon 2 pounds is more than enough for me.

At the same time, in the live stream.

"Oh my! It's over, we won't get points this round. Milk Xiao took something heavier than Yang Ying's."

"This game is really fun, it's purely a psychological war. Not only do you have to think about what you're taking, but you also have to think about what others are taking?"

"Fun my ass! Fun? I played this with my girlfriend before, didn't guess her thoughts, and now she's my ex-girlfriend."

"Hahahaha, this is indeed impossible to guess! If she eats hot pot, she complains it's greasy; if she eats barbecue, she complains about getting fat; if she orders takeout, she complains I'm not sincere enough; if she eats at a buffet, she complains I don't put in effort. What can I do? You tell me, what can I do?"

"Girlfriend: What should we eat for lunch?

Me: Let's break up! I'm tired."

"Hahahaha! The one above is a kill shot. I can imagine the shocked expression on the other side."

"Girlfriend: I just asked what to eat for lunch? My automatic ATM is gone!"

"Uh... what is Lin Yu doing?"

"........"

In the camera, Lin Yu wasn't wandering around anxiously like the other team members.

Not panicked at all!

He directly sat at the entrance of a sports goods store, yawning and daydreaming.

"One minute left."

Only when the staff reminded him did Lin Yu get up and slowly greet the shopkeeper.

"Boss."

"Give me a hundred pounds of barbell plates."

Lin Yu said casually and lightly.

Director Yao: Holy crap! This method is good!

These hundred pounds of barbell plates come in all weights, so he can completely adjust according to the weight on the field. Lin Yu's brain is constantly online!

"Young man, do you need me to find a cart to send it over?"

The shopkeeper was also a practitioner; he used both hands to lift the packed barbell plates to the door.

"No need, thanks, boss."

Lin Yu didn't say a word, hooked the backpack strap with two fingers, and carried the barbell plates away.

He looked as relaxed and indifferent as if he were carrying a little chick.

"Holy crap! This... how did he do that?"

The shopkeeper widened his eyes in disbelief.

You lift a hundred-pound barbell like that?.