Chapter 93
On the other hand, Cheng Xiao blushed with joy and stood up her chest even more intentionally.
At this critical moment, whoever has small breasts is unlucky, right?
Whoever has the capital has the right to speak!
Even Bai Lu sighed with lingering fear. Fortunately, although mine can't compare to Cheng Xiao's, it definitely beats Yang Ying's. It's not the best, but it's better than the worst, as long as I'm not at the bottom.
Director Yao: I let you guys come to compare weights, and you three girls just came to compare this weight?.
"Hahahaha! Is this something that can be heard on a live stream? It's too piercing, too stimulating."
"Hurry up and open a membership, I can still afford this money, I just like listening to Lin Yu spouting nonsense so seriously."
"Lin Yu looks like an old master. This speed of cornering in the drainage ditch also gave me a cold sweat!"
"I think Lin Yu makes a lot of sense. If Milk Xiao could share a portion with Sister Yang Ying, wouldn't Sister Yang Ying's beauty plus invincible figure be even more perfect?"
"Sister Yang Ying, please use your main account to speak."
"Hahaha, caught an enemy spy."
"Milk Xiao: I won't share my milk, I'll piss you all off."
"......."
"Certification failed."
"Once the target is chosen, it cannot be swapped at the task point."
"So the certification for this round of the game failed."
Director Yao said indisputably and firmly.
Good guy! What is this?
Pulling this trick of swapping the beams for pillars in front of all of us, do you really think we staff are blind?
You can have some small tricks and slick operations, but such wanton foul behavior is absolutely unacceptable and cannot be tolerated!
Yang Ying: ??? Is this round just not counting like this?
You all deserve to die! So this round was just playing me?
"Next is our final question."
"Appearance from ugly to exquisite."
After Director Yao finished speaking, the members were dispersed to various floors.
"From ugly to exquisite."
A flash of inspiration crossed Bai Lu's mind, and she immediately stuck the task target label on herself.
"Hahahaha, aren't I exquisite?"
After Bai Lu stuck it on, her eyes curved and she laughed happily, a kind of brainless joy.
"Ah! How could there be ugly things in this mall?"
Cheng Xiao's beautiful eyes turned, and she shook her head in confusion.
"I want to find Snow White's Poison Queen."
Zhou Shen looked at the camera and said seriously.
Zhou Shen is also a proper old two-dimensional fan. Don't look at him as a man, he has a princess heart.
"How can this level of exquisiteness be at least a 7 or 8!"
Yang Ying sat in front of a wig shop, put on a silver-gray wig, and instantly stunned everyone.
Yang Ying also burned her bridges. If the figure doesn't work, we'll make up for it with beauty. In terms of beauty, Yang Ying considers herself to have never lost to anyone.
"Jewelry! Jewelry should be a relatively exquisite thing."
Li Chen hesitated at the entrance of a jewelry store.
"Let's compare three stores! Is this pretty, or is this pretty?"
Sha Yi, who was in front of the clothing stall, lived up to his name as a friend of women, and quickly started a public aesthetic survey with a group of aunties.
"I want to go back and find my Victoria."
The audience also discovered that Zheng Kai gets hot-blooded and excited whenever he sees female models, whether they are real or fake.
Three minutes are up, please return to the task point.
"Wow."
"Good guy."
"Holy crap! This is ginseng, right?"
The camera zoomed in, and Li Chen took out a ginseng and pearl-interwoven ornament that was full of exquisiteness and collection value, instantly stunning the whole venue.
"Come! Let's display them in order from ugly to exquisite."
Number one, first up is Brother Kai!
Zheng Kai didn't say a word and threw a bag of trash onto the task table.
"Hahaha! This is good."
"Oh my! Whose trash did you steal?"
"What else can I do? My area is all people selling clothes. I asked whose clothes are ugly, and they ignored me."
Zheng Kai smiled bitterly.
"Number one certification passed."
Next is Zhou Shen.
"Mine is also ugly."
"And it's ugly from the inside out."
Zhou Shen took out a monster doll from his backpack and said confidently.
"Number two certification passed."
Next is Sha Yi.
"Oh my!"
Just after calling his name, Sha Yi let out a long sigh.
"Why do you always say 'oh my' when it's your turn? What are you sighing about?"
Li Chen frowned, mouth wide open, looking at him with disappointment.
"Hahaha! Brother Sha, what are you sighing about?"
"Let's see what this is?"
Lin Yu and Zheng Kai directly crowded over, holding Sha Yi's shoulders curiously.
"My side is indeed all selling clothes."
"It's not easy to get."
Sha Yi explained aggrievedly.
"....."
Immediately after, Sha Yi took out a pair of white and gray striped underwear from his backpack.
"Hahahaha!"
"Honk honk honk honk."
"Brother Sha, I just said I saw you go to the restroom, so that's what you went to do."
"No wonder you were thinking about toilet paper!"
"Be careful, don't lose your reputation in your later years."
Lin Yu said seriously, with a suspicious look, and deliberately dodged the underwear in Sha Yi's hand as if he were disgusted.
"Get lost! This is new underwear with a tag, okay?"
"Lin Yu, if you keep talking nonsense, I'll put the underwear on your head today."
Sha Yi's old face flushed red, and he said angrily.
"Hahahaha."
"Do you two have to be so disgusting?"
"Hurry up and continue! Honk honk honk honk."
The whole venue burst into laughter upon seeing this scene.
The live stream was also enjoying it.
"Hahaha, Lin Yu's mouth is really cheap! The problem is I still believed it. Every time I see Lin Yu spouting nonsense, I don't know why I always develop an inexplicable sense of trust, as if I'm listening to the truth."
"Too fun! Actually, if there's someone like Lin Yu in life to be a mood-maker, that's interesting! It adds a lot of fun to a boring and dull life."
"Isn't integrating into a group a very difficult thing? Why does it become so easy and effortless for Lin Yu? He's really amazing. Although everyone keeps saying Lin Yu is sneaky and lazy, it seems like no one really dislikes him. This might be the highest realm of social interaction."
"3 certification passed."
Next is Cheng Xiao.
"Mine seems to be on par with Brother Sha's."
Cheng Xiao hesitated for a moment and took out a small mirror from her backpack.
In terms of craftsmanship, it really wasn't as exquisite as Sha Yi's underwear.
"I didn't take too much just now, this time I want to be more conservative."
Cheng Xiao muttered somewhat frustratedly.
Before, it was because she took too many milk tablets, and this time she didn't expect it to be not exquisite enough.
"Certification in doubt."
"Next one."
Director Yao waved his hand with a smile, signaling to skip it first and discuss it later.
One could clearly see Cheng Xiao's disappointed expression.
"Wait."
"I think this mirror is definitely more exquisite than Brother Sha's underwear."
Lin Yu said firmly, word by word.
"Get lost! I already said, this is new, it's new, it's not my underwear."
Sha Yi's old face flushed red, and he said with a ferocious face.
If this isn't explained clearly, it's not a question of whether he can go home; I reckon Hu Ke could directly remarry if she gets angry!
"Then how do you prove this mirror is more exquisite than the underwear?"
Director Yao looked at Lin Yu playfully, wanting to see how this kid could continue to make things up.
"Director Yao, can you come up for a moment?"
Lin Yu smiled and invited him politely.
Oh!
Although everyone who watches Running Man knows Director Yao, he usually only gives a side profile or appears in transition shots, so you can only see him a few times.
Actually, Director Yao is quite decent-looking, wearing glasses and looking scholarly. Although he's not that handsome, he's at least passable.
"What are you doing?"
Appearing on a live stream for the first time, Yao Zetian was also a bit excited. After all, this is an online audience of tens of millions. Showing his face might even make him more famous than many third-tier actors.
Thinking of this, Director Yao was also a bit nervous. People are like this; in front of the camera, they always want to show their best side.
He adjusted his collar, tidied his hair, and pushed his glasses a few times, striving to leave a good impression on the audience.
"Come! Director Yao."
Lin Yu waved his hand with a smile and then handed Cheng Xiao's mirror over.
Immediately after, he placed Sha Yi's underwear next to Director Yao's face.
"Director Yao, you tell me, are you more exquisite, or is Brother Sha's underwear more exquisite?"
Director Yao: ???
Lin Yu, are you cheap or what!
How can I say in front of the camera that I am not as exquisite as a pair of underwear?
"Hahahaha!"
Cheng Xiao held her chest and laughed out loud.
"Honk honk honk honk! You're too mean, our director is clearly very handsome, okay!"
Bai Lu also showed her two rows of white teeth, laughing non-stop.
"4 certification passed."
Director Yao, with a red face, walked off the stage in a dejected manner, secretly swearing in his heart that no matter what Lin Yu says next time, he won't go up!
[Cheng Xiao's favorability increased by 10%]
[Cheng Xiao's current favorability 40%]
End of Chapter
