Chapter 126

Qin Feng: "Alright, you two chat first; I'll be back soon."

Reba: $#%#@!!!

Now Reba believed that the plot in anti-Japanese god-dramas where enemies are torn apart by hand might not be fabricated!

If Qin Feng were right in front of her now.

She would want to tear Qin Feng in half!

This was clearly playing a trick on her, not wanting to continue replying to messages!

Reba: 【Voice Message 60s】

Without using a single swear word, she ranted for a full sixty seconds!

She poured out everything Fat Di had ever learned.

Little did she know... Qin Feng hadn't even clicked to listen!

Qin Feng: "Too long to listen; something happened here, let's stop chatting."

As for exactly what gift to give, it worried Reba terribly.

She scrolled through short videos for a while, searching for 【Gifts for Boyfriends】 and 【What Straight Men Generally Like】.

The big data even pushed 【Valentine's Day Gifts That Made Boyfriends Cry with Emotion After Receiving Them】.

They were all cheesy gifts with no reference value.

On the short video platform, she scrolled onto a breaking news alert!

【In a certain wildlife park in Hainan, a brat threw firecrackers to blow up monkeys, triggering a fire that spread to the Xiong Mao Pavilion; a concerned citizen rushed into the inferno, their life or death uncertain!】

This news was so outrageous it opened the door for outrageousness itself—outrageous to the extreme!

But Reba fixed her gaze and looked closely.

Why did this background look so much like the picture Qin Feng had just sent?

And why did the flip-flops and beach shorts of that "concerned citizen" look just like Qin Feng's?

Reba was as if struck by lightning!

That damn person was Qin Feng!

He was even clutching two panda cubs in his arms!

Rushed into the inferno? Life or death uncertain?

The next second!

Reba frantically rushed out of the small courtyard!

"Qin Feng, you bastard! Why show off by saving the fire? Please, don't die!"

Just as she rushed out, Reba hadn't even had time to hail a taxi.

Uncle Ah Hai's Wuling happened to stop right by the roadside!

"Is Xiao Qin here? He left three hundred yuan for fare in my car yesterday; too polite! I'm returning the money to him."

Whoosh—

Reba dove straight into the car.

It scared Uncle Ah Hai half to death.

Reba: "No time to explain! Uncle Ah Hai, take me to the zoo, it's urgent!"

Uncle Ah Hai, a man of decisive and swift character.

Didn't ask a single extra question!

"Buckle up!" Uncle Ah Hai immediately did a burnout to take off!

He single-handedly pushed the Wuling to heights it did not belong to.

The confused audience was left dumbfounded!

What on earth is going on now?

The sky grew gloomy; rain was coming.

【Note Upon Going Premium】

This book has been written up to now with twelve thousand free chapters; the update volume is barely passable.

If the subscription results are good after going premium, the author plans to start with twenty thousand words of updates per day! (So I earnestly beg for first-day subscriptions; this concerns the fate of a book~)

The tone of this book is essentially relaxed and interesting; if I can make you smile amidst busy days, then this small author is satisfied.

Writing funny text is too hard, but writing it is also quite interesting; it just wears out an old man a bit, and thinking up plots has almost made my head bald.

To write this book well, the author checked a lot of materials; the phonetic translation of a minority ethnic song in one chapter was also translated by listening to it byte by byte.

Although novels are readers' pastimes, the author cannot write blindly.

The author has also written several books and has never ghostwritten; rest assured, I will be responsible to you.

All promises come down to three points:

One, I will not ghostwrite.

Two, I will not ghostwrite.

Three, I will not ghostwrite.

To write this book well, the author's smoking addiction has increased significantly...

Staying up late every day to check materials; although it's a bit tiring, writing happily and enjoying it is also part of the fun.

Writing books for eleven years.

As a full-time author.

All I can do is treat every one of my readers with seriousness.

No playing the victim, no pretending to be a girl, no being overly sentimental.

I will do my utmost to write the story well and update frequently.

I only beg you to support the subscription, to give the author a meal.

The subscription count on the first day of going on sale has a tremendous impact on a book's future and the website's recommendation arrangements.

Now, the competition is becoming increasingly severe.

The author is not afraid of the competition; he is only afraid that his results will be too poor to have the chance to compete with them.

Enough talk.

On the day it goes on sale, I will release at least twenty thousand words!

If the results are good, I will add more to reach thirty thousand words!

The first-day subscription is very important!

The first-day subscription is very important!

The first-day subscription is very important! (Said three times QAQ)

The long night is coming; from this day on, I shall type until death do us part.

I will never skip an update, never use ghostwriters, and never pad the water.

I will not play games, nor scroll through videos.

I will remain loyal to my duty, living and dying here.

Tonight is so, and so shall every night be.

The remarks end here.

Thank you all.

Respectfully yours!

Kneeling and begging for first-day subscriptions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Zhang Xianhe of Shouzhou!