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Chapter 190

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She was even a little looking forward to Qin Feng bringing everyone along.

To skew the style of this dating show even further off course!

But Qin Feng just shrugged and said to Director Yan Min: "Has the show's planner run out of ideas?"

"For daily activities, aren't you afraid I'll arrange for everyone to sleep on the kang?"

Director Yan said with a smile: "That definitely won't happen. For this Mohe trip, the show's crew really put in a lot of effort." Director Yan Min mysteriously pulled Qin Feng aside.

The two of them started whispering.

Everyone else was curious—what secret could those two grown men have?

Reba, on the other hand, was very calm.

Whatever it was, just blow some pillow talk on the kang at night and she'd get it out of him, right?

Reba thought to herself: Hehe, I'm such a little clever ghost~

As for what Director Yan actually said to Qin Feng.

It became a secret the other couples didn't know.

Maybe tomorrow they'll find out the answer.

Meanwhile, on the other side.

Teacher He said to everyone:

"The show's crew will shortly distribute 1,000 yuan per couple as funds for the Mohe trip, for everyone to use to buy ingredients in the county town."

"Mohe gives the money, spend it in Mohe—don't even think about taking a single cent home. You need to spend all of it."

"Please everyone check into the temporary cabins first. See you tomorrow!"

After Teacher He finished giving instructions.

He scurried into the car, shivering.

The entire production crew was ready to bolt!

Leaving only the few couples behind, disheveled in the snowy breeze.

Even the cameramen ran off with them!

Probably because Qin Feng and Reba's usual GoPro footage turned out pretty well.

Considering the bitter cold and the short battery life, Director Yan even equipped everyone with a few extra power banks.

Besides that, the crew provided everyone with a car.

Fitted with snow tires and anti-skid chains.

Thoughtful, but inhumane!

--【On how to turn a dating show into a survival show—did the crew really just run off like that?】

—【I came here for sweet romance, and you give me shivering couples?】

—【Pick a cabin, fire up the kang, buy ingredients, set up the pot—life's still pretty sweet.】

--【Feng-ge, sealed off from his beach shorts and flip-flops—does he still have room to perform?】

Yang Chaoyue watched the crew's nanny van about to make a run for it.

She cupped her hands around her mouth and shouted with a laugh: "This is straight-up a crew homicide~"

Qin Xiaoxian comforted her from the side: "Don't panic, there's strength in numbers!"

Yu Shuxin nodded repeatedly: "Plus we've got a thousand yuan to shop with! Awesome!"

During this period, the balance in her and Hua Chenyu's 【Love Account】 had been downright tragic.

She truly experienced what they mean by "poor couples have a hundred sorrows."

Now this thousand yuan.

Is simply a fortune fallen from the heavens!

Qin Feng called out to Cai Xu: "Bao-ge, you've been in the Northeast for a month, you've got experience—what do you think we should do first?" Bao-ge answered: "Feng-ge, I don't have much experience either, but I know we've got to pick a cabin first, then fire up the kang!"

Qin Feng looked down at Reba and asked: "Do you know how to fire up a kang?"

Reba answered very seriously: "I know a bit about grilling skewers, but who knows how to fire up a kang?"

She grumbled—asking a person from the Western Regions if they know how to fire up a Northeastern kang.

That's just like you, Qin Feng!

Swish swish swish—

Six pairs of eyes.

Turned in unison toward Cai Xu and Liu Haochun.

They'd been in the Northeast so long, they had to know how!

Bao-ge and Chun-jie said they were panicking—they really didn't know how either!

Qin Feng took Reba to pick a cabin first.

He said: "What's so hard about firing up a kang? The key is practice—look how worked up you all are."

Reba loved that kind of spirit in Qin Feng.

Dare to think, dare to act!

Not afraid of difficulties!

At this moment, Director Yan poked his head out of the car that was about to start!

"Qin Feng! Fire up the kang all you want, but don't burn the cabin down!" Director Yan Min was still pretty at ease with the others.

As for Qin Feng, he was somewhere between especially at ease and especially not at ease. That feeling—it's complicated~

After all, all four little cabins were the same!

Reba picked the one at the very end, and the others picked theirs one after another.

"Feng-ge! The house is picked out and the luggage is moved in — can we go on the big grocery run now?" Qin Xiaoxian and Yang Chaoyue stood ready to set out.

At that moment, Cai Xu Bao Chong burst out and said: "No way! We have to fire up the kang first!"

The others:???

Qin Feng said: "The kang needs a while to heat up. If we fire it after we get back, the first half of the night probably still won't be warm."

Reba stood at the side, watching Qin Feng's profile.

A moment ago he was saying he didn't know anything.

Now he's talking like he knows it inside out.

My boyfriend really does know a tiny bit about everything~

--【Didn't expect Bao-ge even knows to fire up the kang before heading out — I really didn't see that coming.】

- What on earth turned Bao-ge into a guy with actual life experience? I swear, I'm crying.

--【So are they heading to Mohe county town for the big grocery run next?】

--【Mohe's population is still too small, otherwise fans would definitely go 'arrest' them!】

Luckily, the few couples were fairly in sync.

In no time, wisps of smoke began drifting from the chimney.

Only Hua Chenyu came out of the house with a soot-blackened face.

Yu Shuxin scratched her head and grinned foolishly: "When I was lighting the fire for the kang just now I didn't pay attention — looks like the flue got blocked, smoked his whole face, hahaha!" Watching Yu Shuxin laugh so happily.

For a full 0.001 second, the Mage even suspected.

That the flue had been blocked by Yu Shuxin on purpose.

One after another, they got into the car.

Swoosh swoosh swoosh—

They piled in and shut the doors.

Reba waved her little hand and said: "Let's go! Buy good ingredients and come back to cook!" The other girls chimed in one after another.

But two minutes passed, and the car still hadn't moved.

Reason: no one was driving.

The scene turned awkward for a moment.

Cai Xu manfully said: "Feng-ge, I watched your livestream before — you drive pretty well!" The implication being, he wanted Qin Feng to drive.

Qin Feng sat in the passenger seat and buckled his seatbelt.

Then he replied: "If it's not a Wuling, I don't drive."

Everyone:......

Vroom vroom vroom~

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