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Chapter 216: Just Like That, They Embraced and Kissed

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One by one—【What the hell is 'We unite!'? Attacking my own teammates the next second?】

--【Bao Bao got smashed~ Heartbroken for Brother Ji for three seconds~】

--【No wonder Qin Feng and Reba were so mysterious just now; turns out they mastered the core technology of snowball fights!】

One by one—【Indeed, yesterday's theme was a bit heavy; now it's comfortable oo...】

One by one—【Comfortable now? You just want to see Brother Ji make a fool of himself! Do you know how hard my brother works to lay eggs? (Dog head for safety)】

--【Laughing at the meme, not the person; only Bao Bao got hurt in this snowball fight~】

Da da da~

The 'snowball Gatling' in Qin Feng's hand was still outputting at full power.

Suddenly...

No more snowballs could be fired~

Reba asked nervously, "Regiment Leader Li! What's going on?"

Qin Feng replied, "Xiuqin, don't panic; let me check the cause."

Reba: JPY #%#! I!

She said angrily, "You probably just want to blow me up and find a new girlfriend, right?"

Qin Feng thought carefully, nodded, and said, "Actually, that's not a bad idea!"

Reba: "I'll smash you to death--"

Splash splash splash—

The snowballs stockpiled just now were thrown at Qin Feng by Reba, whoa whoa whoa.

Fortunately, they were all neutralized one by one.

After a thorough check, Qin Feng said, "The Italian cannon is out of battery; didn't they say charge for five minutes, fire for two hours?"

Reba scratched her head and said, "I remember it was charge for two hours, last for five minutes?"

She then asked, "What do we do now?"

Qin Feng replied, "Run!"

Everyone else was dumbfounded.

Cai Xu raised his arm and shouted, "Enemy internal conflict! Focus fire attack~"

After saying this, he curled up into a ball on the sled.

He was afraid the friendly fire would sweep over him again.

However, the other young couples had already gone silent.

Yang Chaoyue: "Not playing anymore; it's a bit childish..."

Qin Xiaoxian: "For elementary school students, it's a bit childish, but for us adults, it's just right!"

At the same time

Qin Feng and Reba's Ma La sled had already run far away.

Even if the others wanted to counterattack, they couldn't find an opportunity.

One by one—【To be honest, it is a bit childish; it's impressive they could play this long...】

One by one—【Can't stop laughing, folks; what the hell is Regiment Leader Li and Xiuqin? The art style matches a bit.】

--【Hahaha! Qin Feng's military coat and Reba's floral jacket match up!】

One by one—【So is it free activity all day today?】

One by one—【Bad news: The production team's planners have no new ideas!】

One by one—【Good news: Brother Feng can improvise freely!】

Obviously, in the aspect of not disappointing the audience.

Qin Feng has never disappointed anyone.

3:00 PM.

The other young couples suggested building snowmen.

Yang Chaoyue: "It was hard to perform well in the forest area before; I'm going to build a Xiong Da!"

Qin Xiaoxian: "Then I'll build a Guang Tou Qiang!"

The others built castles and snowmen; the art style was still quite warm and black.

Reba: "I want to build a special shape!"

Ten-plus minutes later oooo..

Qin Feng directly borrowed a bulldozer, but because he lacked a 'Special Occupation Operation Certificate'.

He could only direct Master to pile up a snow mound over two meters high!

Then he built a somewhat abstract giant sea turtle!

Everyone's expression: OvO What the hell!!!

Qin Feng: "The small ceramic sea turtle ornament at home isn't imposing enough; this one is good!"

Reba: "From afar, it looks like a Mayan pyramid, the Mohe branch tower."

Qin Feng: "Doesn't it look shocking up close?"

Reba: "Up close, it looks like a grave!"

Qin Feng: "Your aesthetic sense has a problem."

Reba: "Your brain has a problem QAQ!!!"

While speaking, Reba had already squatted down to roll snowballs~ Since she couldn't win the verbal battle against Qin Feng.

Remote physical attacks are the most effective!

Just then, Director Yan called.

Qin Feng made a stopping gesture, halting the snowball in Reba's hand mid-flight. The call was quick, finished in three minutes.

Hua Chenyu asked, "Brother Feng! What did Director Yan say? Are we treating everyone to dinner tonight?"

Although, in this temporary cabin, Qin Feng could take charge of the cooking.

But washing vegetables, sorting greens, scrubbing the wok, and doing the dishes—all that fell to the other couples.

Qin Feng shook his head and said, "Today is our last day in Mohe. There are new arrangements for tomorrow and the day after." Everyone asked in unison, "What arrangements?"

Qin Feng replied, "Teacher He will explain once we get back."

According to the original plan, the filming schedule for the "100% Love" program in Mohe was three to five days.

But only two days had passed, and there was truly nothing left to film.

Missing the holidays and special seasons, the program's planners were pulling their hair out!

Cai Xu chimed in, "Earlier, I was thinking of finding Master tomorrow to break the ice on the river and make an ice rink!"

Qin Feng nodded, "I've already rented a chainsaw. I'll take it back and return it."

Everyone:???

You're bringing an Italian snow cannon to a snowball fight!

You're borrowing a bulldozer to build a snowman!

You're thinking of renting a chainsaw to make ice sculptures?

Everyone reached a unanimous conclusion in their hearts:

Mohe is no place to stay.

Can't beat the cheater!

--【"Does the '100% Love' program even have planners? Every segment feels like a street fair."】

--【"Exactly! This lousy dating show would have flopped long ago without my Brother Feng!"】

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