Chapter 227: A Stunning Lack of Brainstem~ Reba is Both Clumsy and Cute
The viewers in the live stream were stunned.
--【It's obvious. Yu Shuxin didn't bring her brain. Only she could merge two sentences so strangely.】
--【China's famous idiot! Reba probably only brought half her brain and just charged out.】
--【Brother Feng, run! She's going to crash-kill you!! Hahaha!】
--【I can't stop laughing, folks. I'm curious about Reba's current mental state.】
Outside the shop of the Aoluguya Folk Village of the Ewenki people.
Qin Feng rubbed his chest.
Reba's head was pressed against his body.
He was like a mountain, completely unharmed by Reba's 'little reindeer charge'.
Cai Xu:???
Hua Chenyu: OvO!
Qin Xiaoxian: 0.0!
Weren't they just choosing hats and clothes a moment ago?
What does Reba suddenly charging out mean?
Is she trying to headbutt Qin Feng to death? ~
They didn't understand.
But they were greatly shocked!
Yu Shuxin rushed out and said, "Sorry, sorry! I'm an idiot; I passed the wrong message!"
Yang Chaoyue burst out laughing behind her!
How much water must have entered her brain
to slip up and say such an outrageous answer just now!
Reba: "Huh? Why didn't it budge at all?"
Qin Feng: "People often say, 'When a maiden pines, a little deer dashes wildly in her heart.'"
He added, "Although I'm not a maiden, I just experienced a wild bull charging in my chest."
Reba: "(+'A,) You're the wild bull!"
Click—
Qin Feng grabbed the reindeer antlers on Reba's felt hat with both hands.
He completely subdued this little wild beast of hers.
Yu Shuxin explained what had actually happened just now.
Everyone looked at her as if she were a clown.
Reba shrank her neck and said, "Misunderstanding cleared up. Sorry."
Qin Feng sighed, "How did I end up with such a silly girlfriend?"
Immediately after, Reba stood on tiptoe and whispered in Qin Feng's ear, "I told you so! How could you talk about such a private matter outside?" Qin Feng:???
At that moment, his head was buzzing.
Looking at the entire history of human language development.
Reba's words were an absolutely explosive existence!
Seeing Qin Feng's very playful expression.
Reba really wanted to swallow back the words she just said!
Having spent such a long time with Qin Feng.
Reba had gained ample experience in changing the subject!
She looked up at Qin Feng and asked, "Does this hat look good?"
Qin Feng nodded and replied, "It's quite pretty, as long as it's not used to crash into people."
Pfft...
The other couples held back their laughter.
But they feared their merit points would vanish from laughing.
They kept holding it in.
Reba: "Alright! Let's consider the previous matter closed. No more talking about it."
Qin Feng smiled and retorted, "You wouldn't actually want to crash-kill me, would you??"
Reba stamped her foot, "You're still talking about it! Hmph!"
At the same time,
the vehicle of the '100% Love' program crew also arrived.
The four couples arrived first, not because Qin Xiaoxian's driving skills were that good.
But because the program crew went locally to handle the paperwork for everyone.
Teacher He got out of the car and said, "Everyone seems to be having a great chat. Sorry to keep you waiting."
Director Yan stuck his head out the window and said, "Qin Feng, I'd like to add extra personal accident insurance for you. What do you think?"
The group was momentarily stunned.
Their first thought was, since they were going to the Ewenki reindeer tribe on the mountain,
could there be some major danger??
Why add extra insurance only for Qin Feng?
Has Director Yan's favoritism now reached a point of being completely unmasked?
Qin Feng nodded and said, "Later, when the production crew consults Teacher Luo about legal issues, what would it be classified as—being killed by a reindeer impersonated by a person?"
Reba's nostrils turned into O-shapes~
Hoo hoo hoo, panting for breath~
Director Yan is totally ruining the mood this round!
They have already completely taken Qin Feng's side.
While speaking, Qin Feng also reached out and rubbed the little antlers on Reba's hat.
Reba: "Don't touch my antlers!"
Qin Feng:......
Teacher He raised his fist and held up his hand, saying, "Little friends, look over here at Teacher He!"
He Jiong could clearly sense it.
These few little couples, after 【gathering at Aihe】.
Perhaps influenced by Qin Feng's mudslide-like presence.
Everyone's IQ was on a sharp downward trend, each one as childish as a sand sculpture.
Teacher He glanced at the cue card and said, "Next, we're heading up the mountain to the reindeer herders' pastoral settlement."
He said to the camera, "Here we'd like to thank the local authorities of Genghe for their tremendous support of this show! For granting us the qualification to go up the mountain to seek the reindeer."
Obviously, these few little couples right now.
Are located at the 'Aoluguya' Ewenki ethnic folk village.
It is a tourist attraction open to ordinary visitors.
And what the production crew wants to film is not the commercial street, but the reindeer herders who actually pasture in the mountains and forests!
The little couples who had just been put in their place.
Now instantly perked up~
--【I told you so, besides the commercial street here, there are only B&Bs and souvenir shops, seeing it all makes me want to grab a bucket and run away.】
End of Chapter
