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Chapter 318

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Qin Feng said, "You women take half an hour just to take off your makeup — wouldn't it be better to use that time to queue up for a ranked match?"

"You're just trying to delay my climb to a higher rank, aren't you?"

As he spoke, Qin Feng had already turned on the computer and logged into CSGO!

He couldn't help adding, "The AK is a man's romance."

【System detected a mudslide, obtained random reward: Intelligent CG Asset Auto-Generation Library! (Can generate a 5-minute CG short film based on required style, structure, and duration)】

This new ability isn't bad — the MV for the new song can use it right away.

The system finally didn't reward some bizarre ability this time!

At the bedroom door, Reba.

Was already puffed up like a little ball~

Whoosh~

What flew over this time was not a plush toy or a body pillow.

But a warm BRA~

Reba said huffily, "Go live with your AK47 then~ Hmph!"

After a brief moment of thought.

Qin Feng shut the computer he had just turned on.

Between A and B, he chose the latter.

Afternoon.

End of the lunch break!

After the young couple got up, the little Wuling puttered out the door~

Reba leaned tiredly against the passenger seat.

She asked, "We're going to the recording studio now?"

Qin Feng nodded: "Then we'll go change the company name."

Reba scrolled through her phone on the side, and saw many reviews about "A Man Should Be Self-Strong." The song from the previous day at the Foshan Lion Dance Stage.

Although it wasn't sung by Qin Feng, the blood-passion of the lion dance youths still made the song go viral fast! Most importantly!

The main vibe is blood-passion! Toughness! Masculinity!

Online music critics rated it very highly!

"The Adrenaline of the Chinese Music Scene! A Heavy Punch That Kicks Over the Sissy Culture!"

"A Youth Should Be Self-Strong! One Song Sings Out the Heroic Spirit of the Chinese Race!"

"You Go Soft and Cool? My Men Should Be Self-Strong!"

Review headlines like these.

While criticizing the deformed aesthetics of today's entertainment circle.

They also gave the lion dance youths' choral "A Man Should Be Self-Strong" extremely high praise! However......

Even though the previous heat of the Chinese lions was high.

The number one trending topic was still #Blue and White Porcelain#, which had been hanging there for several days!

Online buzz has a shelf life — usually a hot topic is forgotten in three to five days. But the heat and shock brought by Blue and White Porcelain.

Became a 'trending topic squatter'

There was even an outrageous topic that made it onto the trending list:

#The Only One Who Can Beat That Man Is Himself#

Reba put her phone aside.

Watching the scenery outside the car window constantly retreating.

The wind blew her long hair up~

The floral scent of lavender drifted into Qin Feng's nostrils.

Reba turned her head, leaned against the passenger seat and said, "Qin Feng, I'm so troubled~"

Qin Feng, focused on driving, replied: "Acting up again?"

Reba shook her head: "Scrolling on my phone I see my boyfriend, watching TV I still see him, turn my head and there he is again~" Qin Feng answered with a smile: "Big data smart-recommends content you're interested in — that's not my fault."

Reba retorted: "Does your phone push me to you every day too?"

Qin Feng shook his head: "My account's well-trained, you wouldn't understand."

Reba found it very hard to understand what that meant.

Just as she was about to ask, they had already arrived at the recording studio.

Unlike the previous recordings of "Watching the Sea" and "Blue and White Porcelain."

Qin Feng stayed in the recording studio for a good several hours.

Reba played mobile games — lost all her Happy Beans, got five losses in a row in matchmaking, and her phone was almost dead — only then did Qin Feng come out!

Just as she stepped out of the recording studio, she saw Reba looking pitiful, about to cry.

Qin Feng: "What? Missing me so much you're crying?"

Reba puffed her cheeks and said: "Qin Feng, you owe me Happy Beans!"

Qin Feng:......

A woman's train of thought is more complex than Euler's totient function formula.

Its outrageousness has no bounds, even more so than pi oooooo

The best solution is to pretend you didn't hear it.

If you follow the thread of conversation and keep going along with it.

That would have to trace back to the Apollo 13 moon landing failure—all men's fault.

Can't deal with it~

Afterwards.

Qin Feng sent the music video he had previously edited and recorded to Reba's phone.

He instructed: "While it's hot, post it!"

Reba listened to the song called "General" once herself first.

The gloom from losing Happy Beans and the losing streak vanished completely!

She never expected it.

The audio of Grandpa playing chess, collected earlier in the small square.

Was actually perfectly edited into Qin Feng's new song!

Although the theme was Chinese Chess, the accompanying CG visuals had the momentum of storming fortresses and devising strategies!

It's just that o...

Qin Feng's method of releasing songs was truly bizarre.

In his words, it was "post while it's hot"~

Completely lacking the tricks of a management company operating hype!

After all, Qin Feng brings his own hype!

Reba followed behind Qin Feng, walking toward the little Wuling.

She muttered softly: "I told you so, the network wasn't very smooth, uploading a video takes half a day, no wonder I kept losing my game just now!"

Qin Feng said: "Is it possible that Dou Dizhu doesn't require micro-management? Even a 3G network can barely play it?"

Reba asked in confusion: "What do you mean?"

Qin Feng: "You might just be simply bad."

Reba: "(''□')丿 Don't other people's boyfriends carry their girlfriends to victory? But you only know how to mock me."

Qin Feng: "Sorry, I can't carry you."

Reba: "Qin Feng! I'm going to kill you--"

In the parking lot.

The little Wuling swayed unsteadily.

It even stunned the pirate stray cat boss passing by!

Under normal circumstances, this 【phenomenon of human vehicle amplitude fluctuation】 only occurs in secluded corners late at night.

Today is truly strange~

Vroom vroom~

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