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Chapter 351

~6 min read 1,119 words

【Let's go to the lakeside of the great grassland, waiting for the migratory birds to return~】

While making the bed, she asked, "Qin Feng, where are we going tomorrow?"

Qin Feng replied, "Catching the water monster!"

Reba's expression: 「▽—? )???

The viewers who just opened the live stream heard Qin Feng's words as their very first sentence.

The effect was maxed out right away~

Reba said, "I don't believe your nonsense."

Qin Feng replied, "That's not baseless; it's all recorded."

The viewers were left completely stunned.

As far as the eye could see lay Sailimuhu, known as "the last tear of the Atlantic."

The galaxy and starry sky seemed to be copy-pasted onto the lake surface.

The wind stirred ripples on the lake, and on the shore, white crocuses swayed along with it~

Amidst such poetic and picturesque scenery of the Jiangnan beyond the frontier!

In this romantic atmosphere!

Qin Feng actually started talking about the Sailimuhu water monster in the middle of the night!

This style of things

Even the wind isn't gentle anymore!!

Qin Feng then proceeded to quote classics and cite authorities at Reba!

"The Record of Waterways in the Western Regions records: In Sailimuhu there is a green sheep with large horns and many whiskers, capable of raising wind and waves."

"The Record of Sailimu Lake also mentions that this lake is unfathomably deep, with no fish or shrimp; only at night can one hear roaring and howling sounds. If it is not a divine creature, it must be a monster!"

"The Record of Marching with Weapons states: Locals say there is a divine creature like a green sheep inside; seeing it brings rain and hail. The water is undrinkable; drinking it will make one's hands and feet weak, presumably because the snow water is extremely cold." Reba covered her ears and said, "Master, stop reciting!"

Qin Feng shrugged his small hands and said, "I just wanted to express that the water monster in this lake might not be groundless."

Reba slowly moved closer to Qin Feng.

Trembling, she burrowed into his embrace.

Reba looked up and saw Qin Feng holding back his laughter.

She furrowed her dark brows slightly and pinched his arm hard!

Reba: "You just wanted to scare me on purpose, right?"

Qin Feng shook his head: "Is it my fault you're timid?"

Although~

The viewers in the live stream could only see what seemed like an endless lake surface.

But they could hear the two of them talking.

--【I think I get it! You thought Brother Feng was a straight male, but actually his schemes run deep!】

--【Brother Feng, you've changed QAQ! What you say is getting harder and harder to understand~】

--【"On How to Quote Classics Culturally to Make the Opposite Sex Throw Themselves into Your Arms" Douban score 6.66!】

--【What era is this? Does anyone really believe in water monsters? Even "Approaching Science" would have to film ten episodes!】

--【To be fair, the scenery here is really beautiful~】

--【A bit better than Dunhuang where the wind blows sand into your mouth~ (No bashing, both are beautiful; note for anti-haters)】

--【Old bro, you know how to balance things and avoid backlash~】

Just as the silly viewers analyzed.

Any great lake in the world.

Like Sailimuhu, Kanas Lake, Loch Ness, or even Lake Baikal!

If it doesn't have a water monster legend,

It wouldn't even be ashamed to say hello to other lakes~

Reba curled up in Qin Feng's arms and said, "I don't care; you scared me. Today, this place is my safe zone."

Smack~

While speaking, Reba slumped and lay in Qin Feng's arms.

She didn't forget to ask, "Teacher Qin! With your vast and slightly knowledgeable reserve of knowledge, how likely do you think it is that there's a water monster here?"

Qin Feng frowned, looking at her as if she were an idiot.

"What era is this? By the time we wait another fifty years for a breakthrough in nuclear fusion technology, we could build a spaceship and go to Alpha Centauri to pick a fight with the Three-Body People." Qin Feng added, "Does anyone still believe in water monster legends?"

Reba thought: You've said both the good and the bad words yourself...

She instinctively covered her own mouth with her small hand.

In front of this man,

Too many words lead to mistakes!

I can't argue with him~

Ah, pfft~

Hoo-hoo-hoo--

Before long, Reba fell asleep in Qin Feng's arms oo…

The next morning.

Before dawn, Reba woke up.

Looking at the starry sky outside the window, which was no longer very bright, she angrily pinched Qin Feng. She had originally wanted to pinch his leg.

The result was just a tiny bit off~

Reba: "So sorry."

Qin Feng was wide awake; anyone would be if pinched like that! He asked, "Did you do it on purpose or by accident?" Reba stuck out her tongue: "I did it on purpose by accident." She continued, "I fell asleep last night; why didn't you wake me up?" Qin Feng: "Why should I wake you up? Am I seriously ill?" Reba: "To watch the stars! The whole universe shines for us!" Qin Feng:......

If we missed the starry sky, let's watch the sunrise instead.

Reba put on her coat, glanced at the lakeside outside the window, and instantly seemed to have discovered treasure! She exclaimed excitedly, "Qin Feng! Quick! Take a photo!"

Just like that, Qin Feng, who had just been pinched awake.

Was dragged and pulled by Reba, who used both threats and coquetry.

They arrived near the lake to take a commemorative photo!

On the lake surface, several birds drifted among the water.

Reba: "Quick, say 'cheese'! (All? W) Yee-haw!"

Click!

Frozen in the photo frame were the newly awakened young couple.

And the pairs of small birds on the lake surface~

Reba immediately posted a Weibo!

【 【Image】 Waiting for sunrise by the lake, saw mandarin ducks~ 【Wow】 】

Qin Feng's expression: 【Subway old man phone】

Reba's dark brows furrowed slightly: "What's wrong?"

Qin Feng: "Is there a possibility that what you photographed wasn't mandarin ducks?"

Reba:???

Early morning, before Reba welcomed the first ray of dawn.

What arrived first was a barrage of little knowledge from her boyfriend.

Qin Feng pointed at the lake and said, "These aren't mandarin ducks; they are tufted ducks and mallards." Although, what Qin Feng said was 'Anseriformes Anatidae animals'.

But in Reba's ears.

She only heard wild ducks!

And ones with green heads at that~

Reba rubbed her hair and quickly deleted the Weibo post!

Phew?

Nothing happened!

Reba then asked, "Do ducks migrate too??"

Qin Feng nodded: "They can fly, and they can fly very far."

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