Chapter 469

Becoming the king of kids, he led a group of rowdy children to form a Water Splashing Festival army.

After all, managing dozens or even hundreds of rowdy kids is difficult.

If anyone gets hurt, it would be hard to explain to the parents.

Coming to the Dai village for the Water Splashing Festival is all about the bustle and joy.

There's no need to invite unnecessary trouble.

Splash—

Reba pulled her neck in and turned back into a little sloth, clinging to Qin Feng.

It felt like being engulfed by a torrential downpour.

She laughed loudly, hiding in Qin Feng's arms.

After all, none of them had ever taken part in such a festival—it was sudden and fierce!

And among them were Qin Feng and Reba, the camera brother and the junior assistant, along with other guests visiting the Dai village.

They often received "special attention"~

After all, this was blessing water—a wonderful blessing for guests!

Reba, hugging Qin Feng, mumbled: "Where's that 'big toy' Uncle Yan Dalong gave you?"

Qin Feng: "I'll take you to get it!"

Then Qin Feng shouted to the camera brother and the junior assistant: "Come over here!"

Earlier, Reba had thought a small water gun would be enough to join in the exchange of goodwill.

But now it seemed—

The sudden downpour of enthusiasm was too fierce!

Hearing Qin Feng's voice, Brother Ni felt like he'd found his crew again!

Even soaked through, the camera brother joked: "Should've brought shampoo and body wash—could've washed up right here! Life, right~"

Where you fall, there you lie flat—figure out how to use the resources~

Qin Feng: "Brother Ni, do you have a driver's license?"

Camera brother: "How to put it? I'm the god of driving back home!"

Qin Feng tossed Brother Ni a set of keys.

He said: "Watch the road ahead, drive slow."

Reba asked curiously: "Are we running away?"

Qin Feng shook his head: "We've waited a whole year for this Water Splashing Festival—there's no way we're running."

And so it went~

Qin Feng pulled Reba along.

The camera brother and the junior assistant followed behind.

The group passed through the festival grounds, now a sea of splashing water.

Leaving the small square, they were still drenched unexpectedly from all sides.

—【What's Brother Feng planning? If he's not running, why drive?】

—【Our fellow locals are just too enthusiastic (dog face)】

—【To not return the favor is rude~ Brother Feng and Reba received so many blessings—they owe some back!】

—【The keys he handed over? Totally different from the SUV he drove yesterday~】

—【Damn~ such attention to detail, awesome!】

Several minutes later.

On a wide street.

The Dai people, freely splashing water, heard a familiar, nationwide BGM!

【I came from the mountains~ With orchid grass~ Planted it in my little garden~ Hoping it blooms soon?】

The Dai people were stunned!

Water truck!!!

Qin Feng had instructed the camera brother to drive a water truck slowly forward!

On the railing at the back of the truck.

Qin Feng and Reba, wearing helmets and raincoats.

Each holding a hose~

This move, in any past Water Splashing Festival, would've been absolutely explosive!

Of course~

The hoses on the water truck were set to a gentler flow.

That way, the coverage area was wider!

And the water flow was very gentle~

The live-stream viewers were dumbfounded!

You're supposed to join the Water Splashing Festival—you're doing artificial rain???

Reba, gripping the hose, shouted through her helmet: "Qin Feng! Isn't this a bit too showy?" Qin Feng replied: "Just tell me—isn't it awesome?"

Reba: "Awesome!"

The four water trucks are still unused.

They haven't been delivered yet—brand-new equipment, and the water is clean!

Before this.

Reba never imagined that Qin Feng's "big toy" would be a water truck!

Of course~

This vehicle is only temporary—we'll have to return it to the village after use.

【I came from the mountains~ carrying orchid grass~ planted in my small garden~ hoping for early blooms~

Amid the "didi-didi" BGM.

Qin Feng and Reba delivered a direct dimensional strike!

All the kids were blown away.

This big brother gave everyone 100 water guns!

And ended up turning it into a "Water Festival armored vehicle"!

Big brother and big sister are bad people---

What people now hear isn't the cheerful BGM of the water truck.

It's the demonic whispers of the Water Festival's boss!

The livestream audience was completely stunned!

--【I fucking knew it! No wonder you're the 'Water Festival arms dealer'!】

--【I told you so—what's this 'naughty kid gang'? Brother Feng's target is the naughty kid army! Hahaha~】

--【Never try to predict Brother Feng's moves—he's got too many wild tactics!】

--【The host turned the away game into a home game—this water truck is AOE damage!】

--【Reba's inner monologue: Shit~ Qin Feng and I have become the Water Festival's boss!】

Because the water flow from the truck was set very low.

It at least gave everyone room to retaliate.

Otherwise, one-sided domination would be terribly unsportsmanlike~

Shh-shh-shh~

Streams of water shot toward the water truck!

Everyone stopped splashing each other and focused all their fire on Qin Feng and Reba, the two bosses!

Inside the truck's cab, the cameraman who had just been drenched from head to toe.

Now became the 'war vehicle' driver!

And Reba, beside Qin Feng, perhaps because she wore a raincoat and helmet.

No one knew who they were.

It looked like they'd put on helmets.

In truth, they'd removed their masks and unleashed their true selves.

【91】 Reba: "Hahaha! Accept our blessings of love!!!"