Chapter 656

The dumb girlfriend thinks raising kids is too simple!

Especially babies aged three to six.

They have too many roles.

For example:

【Curiosity-exploding human toddlers】

【Walking encyclopedias of why?】

【Nonstop baby echo machines】

【Little greedy munchers who bite everything】

【Crybabies who wail at the drop of a hat】

【Hyperactive little explorers who cause trouble everywhere】

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Thus, Reba constantly keeps her attention.

Fixed on these little babies.

Afraid that if she blinks, something unexpected will happen.

Qin Feng spread his hands and said: "What can you do? Just soothe them—they seem pretty well-behaved." Just as Qin Feng finished speaking,

Three toddlers, each about three years old,

Had surrounded the dog in the corner.

The dog, Third Brother, was so scared he nearly stood on his hind legs.

He cast a pleading look toward Qin Feng.

In this age when everyone finds them annoying,

Toddlers will explore anything that catches their interest in utterly bizarre ways.

Qin Feng shrugged and said: "Let's rescue Third Brother first."

As he spoke,

Qin Feng pinched the scruff of the dog's neck and lifted him up.

In midair, one toddler opened his mouth, trying to bite the dog's tail.

Zhi miao qiu qing o 7 7 7

Don't try to understand human toddlers with an adult mindset.

Because they will never act according to logic!

Qin Feng crouched down and told the kids: "Go sit on the little stools, and Big Brother will play games with you later—yoo—"

Qin Feng squatted down and said to the children, "Sit on the little stools; in a moment, big brother will play games with you, yo--

But only three seconds later,

They started yelling and clamoring again, completely ignoring Qin Feng's words.

Reba laughed beside him: "Qin Teacher, can you even handle this? The kids aren't listening to you."

Qin Feng said: "Why don't you try?"

Reba gently told the kids: "Quiet children are good children. Would you like the teacher to sing you a song?"

Reba said gently to the dolls, "Those who quiet down are good babies. Shall I sing for you? If I say.

The kids had at least given him three seconds of attention.

But with Reba's speech, not a single child paid her any heed.

The scene became extremely awkward.

The absurd netizens watching the livestream were loving every second of it.

After all, according to everyone's expectations,

Qin Feng and Reba came to the village primary school in Daliang Mountain

To donate, hold a small ceremony for the new classroom building's opening,

Say some formal polite remarks, and then—end of story.

Say some official polite words, and then there was no then.

Ever since the young couple arrived in Daliang Mountain,

The vibe had clearly gone off-script!

—【Don't reason with three-year-olds or women—they don't listen.】

—【Bro up front, don't say things like that—it'll stir up division~】

—【Human toddlers are still cute (when they're quiet)】

—【Early childhood education is hard, especially with these brand-new three-year-olds.】

—【Indeed, you can't even raise your voice—you have to coddle them.】

Reba whispered to Qin Feng:

"Quick, quick—teach me a kids' song, I need to calm them down!"

"Quick, quick, quick~ Teach me a nursery rhyme or something, I'll steady the scene.

Reba slightly raised her pitch.

She told the three- and four-year-olds: "Everyone, stop making noise!"

She said to this group of three- and four-year-olds, "Everyone, stop making noise!" The next second.

The surroundings fell silent.

Reba's face lit up with triumph!

She said with a smile: "As expected of me~ It has to be me~ I'm really a great teacher." Qin Feng retorted: "Is there any chance they were scared by you?" Reba shook her head: "Impossible, I'm very gentle." The two of them had barely exchanged a few words.

A boy with a tigerish, naive look said:

"Is my lord going to eat the children?"

It would have been better if he hadn't said that.

—The moment it left his mouth—

The children's cries rose one after another.

"Wuwuwu~ Don't eat me, I don't taste good~"

"Teacher Li is gone, she might have already been eaten by her."

"Uwah wah.. Mama, I want my mama!"

Qin Feng and Reba exchanged glances.

Qin Feng held back his laughter and said: "Teacher Reba, if nothing unexpected happens, in this rice doll's future memories, your position will be of great importance." Reba puffed her cheeks and said: "You're still laughing? Hurry up and think of a way."

Qin Feng, however, was not flustered at all and said: "Don't panic, I have a way."