Chapter 658

My grandma says, the child who cries the hardest gets eaten first.

Tears are salty; the more they marinate, the tastier it gets.

"You..."

Qin Feng pulled the chubby little boy over to his side.

He smiled and said, "Don't listen to your grandma anymore—she's just scaring kids."

The little boy said, "My grandma also says kids shouldn't go near water—there are water monkeys that eat children." Qin Feng:...

Reba:...

The live stream's comments flooded with identical text:

【@InfiniteShellTeacher, the water monkey's been found, come quick.】

It cannot be denied.

Stories about cat-monkeys, water monkeys, and other tales meant to frighten children.

Still used by many elderly people.

Versions are:;,,:, 群;"'8."6'1:? 0.:; 6'. 4'; 7:: 4::? 6!. '' unchanged over time.

Even across the vast expanse of China, every region from Tiannanhaibei has its own version. It's quite strange.

The original intent was good.

But once spread in kindergartens,

Holy cow, the kids were scared into rivers of tears.

Reba poked Qin Feng's waist and said, "Aren't you supposed to have a solution?"

Qin Feng scratched his head and said, "I thought they'd stop crying once they got tired, but the more they cried, the more enthusiastic they became."

The absurd netizens in the live stream knew Qin Feng's knowledge base.

He could be said to understand a little about every field.

But obviously,

When it comes to raising kids and soothing babies,

Whether Qin Feng or Reba,

Both were in their knowledge blind spot~.

After all, no one is perfect.

Who could possibly know everything?

Qin Feng suddenly had a flash of inspiration—he snapped his fingers and said, "I think I've got a solution." As he spoke,

Under Reba's expectant gaze,

And the curious gaze of a million live stream viewers,

Qin Feng called out to the puppy: "Xu Nian Nie~ Doggy, come here."

The puppy glanced at Qin Feng.

Plopped down on its butt.

And didn't come over.

Reba reminded him, "Call him Third Brother."

Qin Feng spread his hands and said, "Third Brother, do a handstand!"

The little boy in the high-collar shirt and the little boy in the jersey,

Had also commanded the puppy this way.

To be fair,

It actually worked!

In the kindergarten attached to the small mountain village school,

This little Chinese native dog named 'Third Brother'

Strutted about on its front paws in a handstand!

Wang Wang woof woof~

Its puppyish barks

Seemed to say: "When it comes to showing off skills, I've got you covered, crystal clear."

La—

The children who had been wailing moments before,

Were instantly stunned by the handstanding puppy!

"Wow~ The dog is amazing! The dog is awesome!"

"It's so cute~ I love it!"

"Wu... so fluffy~ Little furball."

Amid the kindergarten kids' praises,

The puppy 'Third Brother' lost himself.

He kept doing handstands.

Qin Feng let out a long breath—the sound of crying babies was finally gone.

He said with relief, "I always knew Third Brother was a special dog! Only he could do it!" Reba nodded in agreement: "Yeah yeah yeah~ The world can't exist without puppies!"

——【Feng Ge and Reba, no offense, but you two are worse than a puppy (dog emoji)】 ——【DogFixer: Without me, this kindergarten would've been flooded with tears.】

——【Wang Wang Team Saves the Day!!!】

——【Say thank you to Third Brother~】

One by one—【Give the doggy an official position; I'd call him the strongest teaching assistant? 23333】

But then again~

No matter how you look at it.

'Third Brother' is just a puppy.

Limited stamina, limited ability.

Qin Feng glanced at the small piano in the corner of the classroom.

It was part of the donated facilities for the school building.

Brand new; the protective bubble wrap on top hadn't even been fully peeled off.

Qin Feng walked over.

He tested the sound of the keys.

Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti~

The little babies heard a sound they found incredible.

They all turned to look with curious eyes!

A second ago.

The puppy 'Third Brother' was in the spotlight, basking in admiration.

A second later.

The small piano's heavenly music left the babies amazed!

Little children are just so fickle, loving the new and discarding the old.

They clung to Qin Feng, begging him to sing for them.

The little dog squatted on the ground.

Tilting its dog head in confusion~

In its big eyes.

It seemed to express: Do human cubs change their curiosity so quickly?

【End】

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