Chapter 800

That would only trap the conversation in an infinite loop.

Ending finally with the conclusion: "You definitely don't love me anymore."

In Qin Feng's view,

explaining many of a woman's topics clearly

is even harder to explain than Schrödinger's cat.

Therefore!

Even if one has the time to study quantum entanglement,

one should not reason with a woman.

After all, the former can still rely on scientific progress to constantly explore answers.

But the latter

has no scientific basis at all QAQ.

Night.

The newlyweds, freshly washed, chatted in the bedroom.

They hadn't gone very far today.

They hadn't even done a few proper things.

So they weren't tired; the couple was very energetic.

Qin Feng leaned against Reba's leg, letting her clean his ears.

To reason, having a silly girlfriend clean one's ears,

for Qin Feng,

was an act requiring great courage.

Qin Feng said somewhat nervously, "The earpick has a light; make sure you see clearly."

Reba said with a smile, "Don't worry! I'm best at detailed work."

Qin Feng said nothing.

Reba pressed on, "What? You don't agree?"

He said, "I'd rather believe I am Qin Shi Huang than believe you are a careful woman."

Reba lifted her other leg and pressed it onto Qin Feng's body.

Her arms wrapped around his head.

Qin Feng warned, "You need to be careful with everything you do now; don't be naughty."

Reba insisted, "If I sneeze just a little now, I might ruin your ears. Although I say that,

she was just joking with Qin Feng.

Or rather, Reba had no intention of cleaning Qin Feng's ears at all.

She knew her hands and feet weren't very nimble.

Her husband was full of treasures; what if he went deaf?

She didn't want a modern Beethoven to be born under her hands.

Reba held Qin Feng's head, leaned her face close, and said, "Quick, say I am the most careful woman in the world." Qin Feng was speechless for a moment.

He sighed and said, "Fine, fine, fine. You are the most careful, gentle, considerate, and beautiful woman in the world." Good lord!

That round of praise

was a buy-one-get-three deal.

It made Reba laugh outright.

When people laugh, not only do their hands shake, but their whole bodies shake.

In this state, letting Reba clean his ears,

Qin Feng refused~

Reba said with a smile, "That's more like it. I accept your praise."

As she spoke, she let go of Qin Feng's head.

Qin Feng added, "I was lying just now."

Reba said, "I don't care. I only listen to what I want to believe." The tiny earpick

emitted a faint light.

Click~

As Reba spoke,

she casually turned off the room's light.

She smiled at Qin Feng and said, "Look, I took down a star from the sky."

As she spoke, Reba waved the light emitted by the earpick in her hand.

At first glance, it indeed looked like starlight.

On second glance, it was a bit silly...

Qin Feng looked at Reba like he was looking at a fool and said, "We're done for."

Reba asked curiously, "What's wrong?"

Qin Feng replied, "They say pregnancy makes one silly for three years; with your genius, you'll be silly for at least nine years!"

Unlike before,

Reba wasn't angry at all; instead, she was very calm.

She smiled at Qin Feng and said, "I am now a first-class protected object in our family. No! A special-class protected object." Qin Feng shrugged and said, "What are you trying to express?"

Reba said, "When I hit you, you can't hit me back."

Qin Feng now had only one thought in his mind.

This silly wife of his has had a great awakening!

Oh no~

As she spoke, Reba had already pounced over like a little kitten.

If it were before.

Reba would have been subdued in ten different ways.

Then she'd obediently beg Qin Feng for mercy.

But times are different now.

The salted fish has flipped over!

Qin Feng lay stiff as a board on the bed, his hair all ruffled into a chicken's nest.

Two minutes later.

Reba stopped and said, "Not fun, you don't fight back at all, boring."

Qin Feng spread his little hands and said, "Nothing I can do; who told you you're now a first-class protected waste in our house?" Reba: "It's special-class!"

Qin Feng nodded and said, "Alright, alright, special-class."

Her delicate brows slightly furrowed, she sensed something was off.

She puffed her cheeks and said to Qin Feng, "Not a waste anymore, okay."

Play is play, fooling around is fooling around.

Safety first, health matters most.

In the past, this was the time for the daily reserved program.

But now, the young couple just cuddled together and chatted.

From preferring a boy or a girl. To picking a name for the baby. From fantasizing about what the little one would look like.

To chatting about the life of their future family of three~ The main theme is full of hope!

What neither Qin Feng nor Reba expected was.

Usually at night, the main theme was hands-on and mouth-on.

Who would've thought that just chatting like this now could go on until the early hours of the morning.

Qin Feng glanced at the time — it was already 1 a. m.

"Go to sleep, careful you don't drop dead suddenly." As he spoke, he picked up the small blanket and wrapped Reba up from head to toe. Reba, like a little silkworm chrysalis, poked her head out and asked, "Do we need to get up early tomorrow?"

Qin Feng shook his head and answered, "Although we do need to go out, you can sleep until whatever time you want."

Who can blame her — she's now at the special-class protection level.