[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-entertainment-i-was-asked-to-film-a-dating-show-":3,"chapter-entertainment-i-was-asked-to-film-a-dating-show--entertainment-i-was-sent-to-a-dating-show-but-i--chapter-1":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Entertainment: I Was Sent to a Dating Show, But I Made Bai Lu Furious!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":12,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2129444,3492,"Chapter 1: Wise men do not enter the River of Love; adults get foot massages!","entertainment-i-was-sent-to-a-dating-show-but-i--chapter-1",1,"\u003Cp>The live broadcast set of \"Let's Fall in Love.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Zhang Yang, welcome to our program. May I ask what kind of romance you hope to experience on the show?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Romance? What decent person falls in love? Isn't it better to be free and easy on one's own?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The female director stared at the handsome man before her, completely dumbfounded; she hadn't expected such an answer from Zhang Yang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this very moment, the audience in the live stream burst into laughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Haha, is this handsome guy a new amateur guest? So handsome, *ying ying*...!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Handsome brother, you are truly clear-headed. Being single is great, being single is always great!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Agreed. Isn't it great to spend the money you earn yourself? Why find another person to spend your money?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But this is a dating show. If he isn't here to fall in love, is he here to become sworn brothers?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I actually find it quite interesting. Having a guest who doesn't like dating join a dating show—the production team is clearly stirring up trouble!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…………\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The female director paused for a moment, quickly composed her shock, and continued with a smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Then I'm curious, if you don't want to fall in love, why did you come to our show?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Yang wore a helpless expression and shrugged.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"My mom signed me up. She forced me to come. It’s the pain of the post-90s generation; those carefree days are gone forever.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Yang was a member of the transmigrator army.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, he hadn't just arrived in this world; he had been in this parallel world for several years.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the same time, Zhang Yang discovered he had no system. Strictly speaking, other than being handsome, he had nothing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fortunately, the original owner had graduated from the Chinese Department of Qing University, and by relying on scattered memories from his past life, he had plagiarized a few novels and songs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He firmly believed that as long as he worked hard enough, his girlfriend would still be in high school!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thus, Zhang Yang became a shut-in in his mother's eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To fulfill her grand wish of holding a grandchild sooner, his mother secretly signed Zhang Yang up for this show, \"Let's Fall in Love.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was a celebrity dating reality show!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The format was simple: invite four pairs of men and women to live as \"boyfriends and girlfriends\" for a month, all broadcast via live stream.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They would also invite love observers from time to time to comment on the four couples.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Yang's words just now resonated with the single men and women in the live stream, who sighed that the reason was too realistic!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ah?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Yang's frank answer made the female director feel it was within reason, yet also outside of it; the post-90s generation was indeed already part of the army being pressured to marry.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Then you must be very filial and listen to your mom.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Not really. If I were obedient, I wouldn't be here right now. Her catchphrase is 'I'd rather have given birth to a piece of roast pork than you.'\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I remember once, she was extremely angry, picked up a stick, and walked over. In the end, I wrote a song, 'Listen to Mom,' to coax her, and only then did I survive unscathed!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…….\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The live stream comments became lively as well.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What a pity, this handsome guy is actually a mama's boy. A bit of a turn-off.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"When dating, never date a mama's boy. You'll regret it for a lifetime!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Every other word is 'Mom.' What a waste!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I'm out, I'm out!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The production team picked a mama's boy this time. A bit disappointed!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……………\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Receiving feedback from the backend data, the female director interrupted the rambling Zhang Yang; if she let him go on, there wouldn't be anyone left in the live stream.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ahem, the car is here. We need to take you to the first destination to complete the task.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After speaking, the female director handed Zhang Yang a task card and hurried to move the process along.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[First Impression: Head to Jinghong Teahouse to complete your first meeting with your romantic partner.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Yang didn't know he had been labeled a mama's boy; he took the task card and read the content aloud.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Yang was also looking forward to his romantic partner for the month.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who would it be? Yang Mi, Reba, or Liu Liu Tianxian?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Yang could almost guess how the author would arrange it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Subsequently, under the production team's arrangement, Zhang Yang and the female director boarded the nanny van and headed to Jinghong Teahouse.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Inside the van, the female director asked to prevent the atmosphere from becoming too quiet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Zhang Yang, what is your ideal girlfriend like?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"She can do laundry and cook, take care of children and dress up, earn money and look after the home, spend her own money, subsidize the household and subsidize me, and finally, let her rely on herself. Low dowry and few betrothal gifts, a great figure after giving birth, both sensible and reasonable, takes good care of my parents, generous and magnanimous, doesn't get angry when arguing with in-laws, beautiful without losing fragrance, virtuous without losing dignity.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Yang answered casually.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The female director was shocked by Zhang Yang's answer and froze in place.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn it!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I asked for your ideal type, not your fantasy type.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For a moment, an awkward atmosphere filled the car.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hehe, I was just joking. Actually, I have two criteria for a girlfriend: first, she's female; second, she's alive.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing this, Zhang Yang thought for a moment and answered seriously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This really left the female director completely speechless!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Big brother! The gap is too wide!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>We are still live-streaming, can you stop messing around!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To hell with your ideal type!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, the fans in the live stream were incredibly enthusiastic!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hahaha! Dying of laughter! I also want a fantasy-type girlfriend!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Who wouldn't love a girlfriend like that!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This guy wasted such a handsome face. As soon as he opens his mouth, it's like a thunderclap!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Zhang Yang, can you stop talking and just stay quiet!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……………\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Then the second question: have you ever dated? If so, can you say how many times?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The female director calmed herself down and continued to ask.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No, I have never dated in this life!\"\u003C\u002Fp>",1058,"2026-06-16T12:39:16.422Z","2026-06-16T13:30:31.102Z","Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","5c814b073fe0e4953c8df45ef0b3913d41aeffd01b12086f42aa6c96a370fa44","entertainment-i-was-sent-to-a-dating-show-but-i--chapter-2",null,360,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fentertainment-i-was-sent-to-a-dating-show-but-i--cover.gif"]