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Chapter 184

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Thinking of this, Zhang Yang decided to ask tentatively.

"Xiao Wu, are you a boy?!!"

"Hehe! You are really amazing, you heard it all at once, worthy of being a musician!"

After speaking, Xiao Wu even gave Zhang Yang a wink.

At this time, Xiao Wu's voice was completely a man's voice.

It was completely different from the indistinguishable voice just now!

This is the legendary fake voice!

In an instant,

Zhang Yang felt like he was struck by lightning!

The Xiao Wu in front of him was actually a cross-dressing big shot!

At today's anime expo, Zhang Yang also saw several big shots.

But a big shot like Xiao Wu who even practiced his voice to be indistinguishable is indeed rare!

If it weren't for the blessing of the system's sound knowledge, and his sensitivity to sound being strengthened countless times, he wouldn't have been able to hear Xiao Wu's true identity at once.

Let alone the audience in the livestream room!

At this very moment!

The livestream room went crazy!!

【Holy crap! Holy crap!!!! Xiao Wu is a man!! Important things said three times!】

【Holy crap!! I'm numb! This Xiao Wu, who looks like he walked out of a book, is actually a man?】

【Too outrageous! Looks are one thing, but the voice is also similar! Simply more womanly than a woman!】

【It turns out this Xiao Wu is named Mo Xuan Baby, a cross-dressing streamer, with the title of the cutest two-dimensional streamer, and is also known for being able to bend all straight men!】

【Holy crap!! Holy crap!! Then Zhang Yang is in danger! This Mo Xuan Baby is a straight man killer!】

【Damn, I just noticed, the looks of others around were strange just now, it turns out they were watching Zhang Yang deliver himself to the door!】

【Mom!! I'm sorry... I think I...】

At this time, in the livestream screen.

Mo Xuan Baby had a shallow smile on his face, without any scruples, walked up and hugged Zhang Yang's arm, and asked with his voice changed to a fake voice.

"Hee hee! Zhang Yang! Did you come to collect a stamp from me?"

The soft touch from his arm made Zhang Yang's scalp tingle!

Damn!!

Crazy!! Crazy!!

Is this Xiao Wu a fairy, that part is actually real!!

Those who attack him are all ruthless people!

Kneeling and begging for a way for Tang San to sacrifice Xiao Wu!!

Urgent! Waiting online!

【Holy crap!! This Mo Xuan Baby is really a straight man killer, how can he hold up against this!】

【Could it be that today, even the Emperor will fall here?】

【Zhang Yang! You have to hold on!! You still have Bai Lu!】

【Bai Lu is already on her way with a big knife!】

【Just say that today's two-dimensional world opened my eyes and opened the door to a new world for me!】

Zhang Yang stiffly pulled his hand out of Xiao Wu's hand and laughed.

"Cough cough! That might be a misunderstanding, I wanted to ask you, how do I get to the restroom?"

"Ah?!"

Zhang Yang's answer caught Mo Xuan Baby off guard, it was the first time a man had spoken to him like this!

Zhang Yang didn't give him time to think and continued to ask.

"Then do you know how to get there?"

Mo Xuan Baby subconsciously replied: "Go straight ahead and turn left, you will see the sign!"

"Okay!!! Thank you!"

"You're welcome!"

Before Mo Xuan Baby could react, Zhang Yang greased his feet and slipped away!

By the time Mo Xuan Baby reacted.

Zhang Yang had already walked several meters away, and he didn't follow the route he just indicated, but plunged into the crowd.

At this time, Mo Xuan Baby realized that Zhang Yang was just fooling him.

He stomped his feet in anger!

"Zhang Yang! Don't think about running today, I must catch you!"

"Hahaha!"

"Zhang Yang is still the slickest!"

Other cosers around saw this and burst into laughter!

【Never expected, Emperor Yang is still one step ahead!】

【First a move to catch him off guard, then a move to surprise him, and finally the best plan is to run!】

【Our Emperor Yang's straight man component is a bit pure, he can maintain rationality like this!】

【What China's strongest wrench, in front of our Emperor Yang, it's simply vulnerable!】

【Appreciation from Bai Lu! Plus 1!】

【Holy crap!! What is Zhang Yang doing, he's starting to play cosplay!】

"Brothers! I'm slipping first, see you later!!!"

After speaking, Zhang Yang set the livestream room to "streamer temporarily away".

【...】

After waiting for a moment.

A brand new Zhang Yang appeared in the livestream screen!

Zhang Yang transformed from "cosplaying Zhang Yang" into Uchiha Zhang Yang (Obito)!

This was the Uchiha Obito cosplay costume and props that Zhang Yang just bought from an anime expo vendor at a high price.

The mask is white, with a three-tomoe Rinnegan-shaped pattern, wearing a blue robe, and carrying a six-path fan on his back.

This is clearly the outfit of Uchiha Obito during the Ninja World War!

The livestream room instantly boiled!

【Holy crap!! This is simply too cool!】

【Real Uchiha Zhang Yang! My youth is back!】

【Could it be that Emperor Yang is afraid of that baby?】

【Extra! Extra!! That Mo Xuan Baby also started a livestream saying he wants to catch Zhang Yang!】

【Holy crap! Awesome, Emperor Yang, you predicted it!】

【I'm convinced!! True descendant of the Celestial Master Mansion!!!】

【Zhang Yang! You still say you can't tell fortunes?!】

【Now, you can't hide it!】

【Emperor Yang! Tell us! Which sect are you from, Maoshan or Longhu Mountain?】

Looking at the rolling bullet comments in the livestream room, Zhang Yang under the mask was a little tearful.

Now he couldn't wash it off even if he jumped into the Yellow River.

He cosplayed Obito not because of that Mo Xuan Baby, but to make things easier for himself later.

At the same time, he couldn't explain to everyone that this was just a beautiful mistake.

"Hehe!! I said, this is just a misunderstanding, do you believe it?"

"Don't believe rumors, don't spread rumors!"

Everyone in the livestream room understood in a second!

【Okay, we understand, we won't spread that Emperor Yang is practicing Taoism!】

【We won't tell others that Zhang Yang can calculate!】

【The only Taoist priest in the entertainment industry with real skills, much stronger than that rapper Jiang Yunsheng?】

【Zhang Yang, are you from the Zhengyi Sect or the Quanzhen Sect?】

【Is there any difference between these two Taoist branches?】

【Zhengyi Sect can get married, Quanzhen Sect cannot get married!】

【Then he must be from the Zhengyi Sect, otherwise how could he come to participate in this program?】

【I heard that the Taoist marriage certificate is very awesome, Zhang Yang, is this true?】

Zhang Yang nodded and said: "The Taoist marriage certificate is indeed very shocking. Its content is 'A paper marriage certificate, reported to the Heavenly Court, clarified to the Underworld, reported to the Nine Heavens, witnessed by the ancestors of all heavens. If you betray your partner, it is deceiving heaven. The crime of deceiving heaven leads to death and dissipation; if the partner betrays you, it is against the will of heaven, removed from the three realms, and never reincarnated'!"

【Holy crap!! This is a bit powerful!】

【This is definitely the best marriage vow!】

【On the contrary, this is the most ruthless marriage vow, divorce means you're finished!】

【Zhang Yang! You still say you aren't a Taoist priest, you know this marriage certificate so clearly, will you use this marriage certificate when you marry Bai Lu in the future?】

【Zhang Yang! Your identity as a Longhu Mountain Celestial Master is about to be unable to hide!】

Zhang Yang under the mask almost couldn't hold it!

Damn!

If he continues to chat with this group of people like this, he will almost feel like he is really a Taoist priest!

At that time, he hopes the Longhu Mountain Celestial Master Mansion can issue a denial.

Zhang Yang didn't pay attention to the bullet comments in the livestream room anymore, but started to stroll around the anime expo.

In the current situation, in order not to expose the identity of Uchiha Zhang Yang, the "Anime Expo Hundred-Person Kill" stamp collection plan can only be temporarily stopped.

Ninety-nine is not a perfect number, perhaps it is this imperfection that is true perfection!

Once the mask is on, love no one!

Uchiha Zhang Yang's cold temperament instantly attracted the attention of many people!

This is simply Uchiha Obito himself!

For a time, Zhang Yang went from collecting stamps to being collected by others, and many people came up to ask for photos!

【Holy crap!! Zhang Yang still hasn't changed his ways, only taking photos with girls!】

【I, Zhang Yang! Play for real, I just like playing with pretty ladies!】

【But one thing to say, Zhang Yang's cosplay is really good! So cool!】

"I want to create a world with you, Rin!"

"I don't care about this kind of place, this kind of world anymore!"

"I'm sorry, I was a step late, but heroes always appear a step late."

"I will become your eyes and help you see the future clearly."

"At that time, I realized: I am in hell."

At this very moment!

Uchiha Zhang Yang shouted Obito's famous lines, his body posing Obito's classic moves, the degree of middle-school syndrome was completely off the charts!

This is the anime expo scene!

The more middle-school, the more popular!

Not long after.

Uchiha Zhang Yang was surrounded by the crowd, and dozens of cameras were aimed at Zhang Yang and snapping frantically!

The famous lines in his mouth attracted a cheer from the onlookers!!

【I heard that after people finish cosplaying, will they be possessed by the character a little bit!】

【This Zhang Yang, he's a bit not right now, should we help call an ambulance!】

【I can tell Zhang Yang is an old Naruto fan, this middle-school syndrome is completely off the charts!】


— Author's Notes —

PS: Seeking monthly tickets, seeking full subscriptions, thank you to all the big shots!

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